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See The Stig In This New Gran Turismo 5 Trailer

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I always complain that Sony / Polyphony Digital don’t release enough official footage of Gran Turismo 5, but I can happily shut my yap for today, because their new trailer is absolutely stunning.

What’s even better, is that this one features Top Gear’s tame racing driver. Some say… that his nipples are shaped like thumbsticks, and that if you pull down his drivers overall, a Blu-ray laser shoots out of his ass.

All we know is that he’s called the Stig.

Oh, and he’s in this trailer along with a lot of other sexy footage. Video after the jump.

Last Updated: July 1, 2010


  1. now this is proper journalism!


  2. Ryan

    July 1, 2010 at 09:14

    Merry Christmans Lans !!!! LOL!


  3. riezo

    July 1, 2010 at 09:17

    That trailer makes me wish I enjoyed sim racers 🙁 , and owned a 3D TV 🙁 :sad:.


  4. squirrely

    July 1, 2010 at 09:56

    i wasn’t really asked about GT5… I am now.


  5. Deathbringersa

    July 1, 2010 at 13:03

    damn i can’t wait pity about it taking so long cause either way u look at it.it will lnever be up to scratch with my expectations lol :biggrin:


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