While I’m not exactly keen on having to fix a game on day one to the tune of five giggle-bytes, I have to tip my hat to the marketing staff behind the new Wolfenstein game. They’ve done a bang-up job so far, giving the game what feels like just the right amount of hype and publicity.
Here’s the launch trailer for the game, which is out on May 20 worldwide. That’s right local kids, you can get your Nazi-killing action on, on a Tuesday. For you see, the day that ze new order graced your consoles and PC was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday.
“Wake up – you’re dead!”
The resistance has gathered, and the time to rise up and strike the Nazi forces has come! In this final trailer for Wolfenstein: The New Order, titled ‘House of the Rising Sun’, B.J. Blazkowicz and his group of resistance fighters unite to take on the powerful Nazi legions, and rewrite history.
Man, House of the Rising Son sounds weird when it’s dubbed in German. Hopefully, the full game will also have some David Hasslehof tunes. Remember, Wolfenstein: The New Order is out on a bunch of platforms. You can choose from Xbox 360, Xbox One, PlayStation 3, PlayStation 4 und PC meine Damen und Herren.
Last Updated: May 16, 2014
Umar Returns
May 16, 2014 at 09:18
Game is looking pretty effing great
Admiral Chief in Space
May 16, 2014 at 09:20
Hahaha, love dat trailer, hate dat patch
Admiral Chief in Space
May 16, 2014 at 09:21
“I’M ON THE MOTHERFUCKIN’ MOON”
Now that is a quote
Alien Emperor Trevor
May 16, 2014 at 09:23
Nazi’s on the moon?
Admiral Chief in Space
May 16, 2014 at 09:26
Zey are Reiching Fuhrer because they have more konzentration mein freund
Brian Murphy
May 16, 2014 at 09:39
That movie is so awesome.
Alien Emperor Trevor
May 16, 2014 at 09:43
I know right? I expected very little from it & was so surprised.
Jedi JJ
May 16, 2014 at 09:44
Have not watched yet because I’ve been expecting it to be mediocre.
Alien Emperor Trevor
May 16, 2014 at 09:51
t’s not. It’s surprisingly good. Pretty damn satirical.
Jedi JJ
May 16, 2014 at 09:53
Will bump it up on my list then. Planning on watching the new RoboCop the weekend, but don’t have high hopes at all.
Alien Emperor Trevor
May 16, 2014 at 10:01
Good, because it would be false hope. It’s not bad, parts of it are cool, it’s just… not something I’d watch again, unlike the original.
Jedi JJ
May 16, 2014 at 10:03
The gf said the same. She watched it at the cinema though.
Brian Murphy
May 16, 2014 at 10:23
Dude….Nazi’s on the fucking moon, how can you not even be intrigued? The actual story is so much more ridiculous….
Jedi JJ
May 16, 2014 at 10:25
To be honest with you, I actually didn’t even know that. I know nothing about the storyline. All I know is the few trailers I’ve seen. That’s it. But now you have me intrigued.
Brian Murphy
May 16, 2014 at 10:27
Enjoy 🙂
Brian Murphy
May 16, 2014 at 10:24
I expected little, and was richly rewarded. That movie is hysterical…that albino formula? lol. Amazing.
RinceBroken
May 16, 2014 at 10:37
Loved it man. You know it was crowd sourced as well?
RinceBroken
May 16, 2014 at 09:22
Dammit! I want this but have enough games for a year already!
Umar Returns
May 16, 2014 at 09:24
That’s the purpose of the backlog…feed it
RinceBroken
May 16, 2014 at 09:25
You are part of the Trevor League, I will not join you!
Alien Emperor Trevor
May 16, 2014 at 09:26
There’s only 1 side. Mine.
Admiral Chief in Space
May 16, 2014 at 09:26
*ahem*
OURS
Alien Emperor Trevor
May 16, 2014 at 09:27
………………………sure.
Admiral Chief in Space
May 16, 2014 at 09:28
Heh, I think our combined backlog is more than Rince’s whole gaming log 😛
Alien Emperor Trevor
May 16, 2014 at 09:29
lol that’s probably true. A game for every day of the year & then some!
Hammersteyn
May 16, 2014 at 09:29
HOARDERS both of you
Alien Emperor Trevor
May 16, 2014 at 09:30
All your games are belong to us!
Admiral Chief in Space
May 16, 2014 at 09:30
MUAHAHAHAHAAA
Hammersteyn
May 16, 2014 at 09:33
Sad part is, most of your games will never be played
Admiral Chief in Space
May 16, 2014 at 09:34
I disagree, I WILL get to each and every one of them!
Alien Emperor Trevor
May 16, 2014 at 09:40
Exactly. It’s a life goal.
Hammersteyn
May 16, 2014 at 09:48
You need to stop buying first
Alien Emperor Trevor
May 16, 2014 at 09:50
Don’t be ridonkulous.
Jedi JJ
May 16, 2014 at 09:53
What does he think we are? Communists?
RinceBroken
May 16, 2014 at 09:55
HAHAHA! Right…
Alien Emperor Trevor
May 16, 2014 at 09:31
That’s actually pretty close to what my book collection looks like, or would if they weren’t mostly digital haha.
Hammersteyn
May 16, 2014 at 09:48
hehehe
Admiral Chief in Space
May 16, 2014 at 09:30
I actually realised my backlog is far worse than anticipated…..
Found some games I actually forgot I had :/
#Hoarder #Glorious #Magnificent #GAMING
RinceBroken
May 16, 2014 at 09:31
Get a room.
Admiral Chief in Space
May 16, 2014 at 09:32
I wish, apparently Trev and JJ already has it booked with some pink suit O_O
RinceBroken
May 16, 2014 at 09:32
I thought that was a rumour 0-O
Jedi JJ
May 16, 2014 at 09:33
You haven’t received your invite yet? You’re the guest of honour.
Jedi JJ
May 16, 2014 at 09:33
You know. I JUST get here and this is what I see.
Besides. Trevor doesn’t look good in pink. Yellow is more his colour.
Alien Emperor Trevor
May 16, 2014 at 09:33
Don’t get jealous ladies. More than enough of me to go around.
Wait, did I just call myself fat? :/
Admiral Chief in Space
May 16, 2014 at 09:34
booooom
RinceBroken
May 16, 2014 at 09:31
Whatever https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10qs4c5w1Sc#t=38
Admiral Chief in Space
May 16, 2014 at 09:32
d d d d d d d d drop dat bassssss
HvR - THE Average GAmer
May 16, 2014 at 10:01
http://i.imgur.com/ZnWizOu.gif
Kromas
May 16, 2014 at 09:24
Glad I pre-ordered this. Hope its not Aliens.
Hammersteyn
May 16, 2014 at 09:28
I really want this………lies, where’s DOOM!
Admiral Chief in Space
May 16, 2014 at 09:28
Ag, this game does not look too bad, although, ACM springs to mind…
Hammersteyn
May 16, 2014 at 09:30
*shudders
Admiral Chief in Space
May 16, 2014 at 09:31
Yeah man, ACM’s trailers also looked this good 🙁
(well kinda)
Jedi JJ
May 16, 2014 at 09:32
I’m a bit over the whole Nazi thing.
RinceBroken
May 16, 2014 at 09:33
To be honest so am I…
Admiral Chief in Space
May 16, 2014 at 09:33
But why? We haven’t had Nazi fighting in a while?
Jedi JJ
May 16, 2014 at 09:34
I’ve outplayed Sniper Elite NZA. Great fun co-op.
I want more Asian games. Sleeping Dogs was the shiz yo and loved how it felt so different to everything else just because of the setting.
RinceBroken
May 16, 2014 at 09:35
I finished it on Wed. I loved that game harder than you will Trevor in that pink suit.
Admiral Chief in Space
May 16, 2014 at 09:36
HAHAHAHAAAAA
Alien Emperor Trevor
May 16, 2014 at 09:36
Challenge accepted! You have no idea how lovable I am in a pink suit.
Admiral Chief in Space
May 16, 2014 at 09:37
Pictures or it didn’t happen!
….wait, I withdraw my statement!!!!
Alien Emperor Trevor
May 16, 2014 at 09:37
lol
RinceBroken
May 16, 2014 at 09:38
Withdraw you say? 0-O
Jedi JJ
May 16, 2014 at 09:40
He’s one of those that thinks pulling out works
Alien Emperor Trevor
May 16, 2014 at 09:49
bwhahahahahaha
RinceBroken
May 16, 2014 at 09:56
HAHAHAhAH!
Admiral Chief in Space
May 16, 2014 at 09:40
I don’t want him to get preggors now do I?
Jedi JJ
May 16, 2014 at 09:37
You sound awfully jealous.
RinceBroken
May 16, 2014 at 09:35
The game looks great as far as play and mechanics, but I’m all out of enthusiasm for the Nazis. Would be nice to just make it something new.
Jedi JJ
May 16, 2014 at 09:35
Agreed. 100%
Admiral Chief in Space
May 16, 2014 at 09:36
Suggestions? Men in pink suits? Blue-grey aliens? Dinosaurs?
Jedi JJ
May 16, 2014 at 09:37
Bue-grey dinosaurs in pink suits.
That would rule the gaming world.
Admiral Chief in Space
May 16, 2014 at 09:37
With frikkin lazers
RinceBroken
May 16, 2014 at 09:37
How about another Turrok?!
Jedi JJ
May 16, 2014 at 09:39
It’s *Turok, muggle.
But I think we need an open-world Dino game. Think Fallout mechanics with Skyrim world, plus dinosaurs
Admiral Chief in Space
May 16, 2014 at 09:39
MAKE IT SO!!!!!
Viking Of Science
May 16, 2014 at 09:46
Can be done, if you Convince someone to Mod Fallout 3 or NV….
If I could, I would…
Jedi JJ
May 16, 2014 at 09:48
If I could I really would do it myself as well. All the guys I know in programming are too busy.
All I can contribute with is models. Like messing around on AutoDesk Maya
Weanerdog
May 16, 2014 at 10:22
Can I have a mech too? please 🙂
Admiral Chief in Space
May 16, 2014 at 11:19
Open World, the size of Auraxis (ala Planetside 2) with a Mech and you hunt dino’s
Weanerdog
May 16, 2014 at 12:28
That’s way better than my idea which was being a dinosaur riding a bigger dinosaur Mech invading a Skyrimesque world but with bigger dragons.
Admiral Chief in Space
May 16, 2014 at 09:39
Could work, although Evolve looks good!
CAE9872
May 16, 2014 at 10:06
It sure does – when I first saw/read about it didn’t do much. Having seen a little more, it does look intriguing. As long as they can nail playing from both sides without one or other having a clearer advantage (read = being more fun). At least they have pedigree with Left 4 Dead.
Alien Emperor Trevor
May 16, 2014 at 09:38
Needs more zombies.
CAE9872
May 16, 2014 at 09:39
no
Lourens Jordaan
May 16, 2014 at 10:10
No
CAE9872
May 16, 2014 at 09:39
“tip my hat to the marketing staff behind the new Wolfenstein game. They’ve done a bang-up job so far, giving the game what feels like just the right amount of hype and publicity”
This…Ubisoft TAKE NOTE!!!
Tulipdame
May 16, 2014 at 09:42
This will be my first Wolfenstein game…and man am I excited! Gonna have plenty to play once its here and shortly after comes Watch Dogs.
Alien Emperor Trevor
May 16, 2014 at 09:44
You mean you never minigunned mech-Hitler in the face? Damn, you missed out.
Jedi JJ
May 16, 2014 at 09:45
That very first Wolfenstein. So many great memories.
CAE9872
May 16, 2014 at 09:46
You never forget your first time 🙂
Jedi JJ
May 16, 2014 at 09:47
Haha.
Eish. Not always a good thing though.
Viking Of Science
May 16, 2014 at 09:47
Mein Leben!
Alien Emperor Trevor
May 16, 2014 at 09:47
First game I played on a COLOUR monitor haha.
Tulipdame
May 16, 2014 at 12:02
Yep, I completely missed it. I believe it was in the days before I became a “serious” gamer. And before I read magazines and stuff so the news never came by me. I only started reading Gear back in 2006, then PCF and then NAG. So, I’m guessing I missed it?
Viking Of Science
May 16, 2014 at 09:42
The closer it gets, the more excite I get.
(now I only hope my current PC can play it, upgrade only happening end of year)
Viking Of Science
May 16, 2014 at 09:49
Also: Relevant. and Hilarious: http://youtu.be/33Zp3BXwDB8
Admiral Chief in Space
May 16, 2014 at 10:02
Hahahaha