I’ve got to buy ‘em, I’ve got buy ‘em! Chinpokomon! Hey kids, do you like South Park: The Stick of Truth? Then you’ll love this guide to finding all of the Chinpokomon in the game! Chinpokomon such as Lambtron,Roo-Stor and Shoe! BOMBA DAH HARBORU!
Before you reach the cockpit, you can find this Chinpokomon hovering above the TV screens. Shoot it down and grab it, as this will be your only chance to snatch it from the anal-probe HQ.
Once you have a bow, you can easily snatch Chu-chu Nezumi from outside your house.
Inside the command base where you must retrieve the dictation device that details with the Alien Nazi Zombie goo virus, Gunrilla can be found on top of the cabinet to the left.
Go back to school at any point in the game once you have full access, go through the backdoor and into the cafeteria. Light a flame, Cut-A-Spell and fling it towards the gas oven and you’ll grab Donkeytron.
Inside the Giggling Donkey, after you prevent Princess Kenny from being raped, go into the attic and you’ll find Ratroid in a corner.
In the school level fight between Cartman’s forces and Kyle’s Elf army, Pteradaken can be found in a locker to the east, under the football team banner.
Near the end of the game, at the top of the treehouse fortress, Shoe can be found when you use the alien probe device to teleport yourself onto the roof.
In the abortion clinic, when the Nazi zombie foetuses attack, shoot the grenade in the hand of a dead soldier, which will reveal an open vent. Shrink down with Gnome dust, and make your way to the end to find FetuSwami.
Inside the Mongorian Mongolian tower of peace, you can find Lambtron hanging around on the higher level of the building. Shoot him down to claim him.
If you ahve not yet moved along sir, then Velocirapstar can be found on the window ledge of Token’s room. Like most rap stars, you’ll need to shoot him…down.
Can be found inside the Cartman garage. Get the key to open it inside you guys.
Before you get to the rough part of town, you can spot FurryKat hiding in the bushes.
You may not be able to see Saving Private Ryan with new special effects that replace all the guns with walkie-talkies, but you can shoot down Fatdactyl and claim him for your collection.
Brave the mens toilets of the South Park community center, and you’ll find Gophermon waiting inside the final toilet stall to the left.
Stretch your ass and use the anal probe on an alien device outside the community center, and you can teleport into the basketball court to grab Vamporko.
Can be found inside Mr Mackie’s storage locker, m’kay? Talk to Mr Mackie later in the game to receive the side-quest and key for this area m’kay?
In the sewers, keep going east and eventually you’ll find yourself in the kingdom of the Crab People, who taste like crab and talk like people. Use the Nagasaki fart on the large boulder, enter the passage and you’ll find Biebersaurus.
Next to the house of Mr Hankie, you can find Gerbitoad. And say howdy-ho to his drunk wife.
At Stark’s Pond, you can teleport underwater into a crashed UFO, and grab Cosmonewt.
This Chinpokomon can be found inside the police station, in the evidence room on top of the shelves.
Behind Father Maxie at City Hall, Sna-Kat can be found in a tree. You’ll have to shoot him down.
Inside Butter’s room, you can nab Monkay, as well as the key to the Chaos Lair, which will lead you to…
Make your way to the top of the Chaos lair in the storage locker part of town, and that’s where you’ll find the secret member of the Professor Chaos gang.
Outside the tower of peace where Japanese people constantly commit suicide, you can find Brocrri. He’s frozen, so use the Cut-a-spell attack to blast him out of the ice, seeing as he happens to be near an open flame.
Hey! We don’t take kindly to vague 1990 kids TV crazes just loitering around Skeeter’s Bar! If you don’t like that, then you can get out!
You’ll need to get inside the South Park Gazette for this little fella, by retrieving the shop key from inside the post office.. Bust the grate on the far side, snort some gnome dust and hey presto! There’s Accountafish.
Once you have free reign of the Girl’s Club, you can find Mouse-Tik in the left corner. Sparkle! Sunshine!
Inside South Park Elementary,Knock down one of the ceiling grates before you get to the Human/Elf Guard in the corridors, use the alien probe to teleport into the rafters and you’ll grab yet another anti-Pearl Harbour collectable.
Grab the key for the Brovloski garage inside, and you can open it up to nab the hilariously placed Stegmata.
Snort some gnome dust once again, crawl underneath the bench outside the Tweek Bros coffee shop and Terribovine is all yours.
I’ll update with visual guides as soon as I can take new snapshots of the game.
Last Updated: March 7, 2014
Admiral Chief in Vegas
March 7, 2014 at 15:43
March 7, 2014 at 15:46
God dammit Darryn! I was steeled to the fact I wasn’t going to buy this, now i want to!