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The good, the bad and the ugly of the last week – 10 May 2013

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Ah, what a long, strange week it’s been.  I suppose I’m still getting broken in – not a single award for me this week.

 Maybe one day I’ll get Batman, and maybe that will be the day I become the ION girl.  But in the meantime, I’ll just accept my place in the kitchen of the Lazygamer world.

Best Story

No doubt in my mind, the best news is that the PS4 won’t have an “always online” requirement.  It wasn’t even considered.  Because Sony is just awesome.  There, I said it.  Now we wait and see what the reaction will be from Microsoft on the 21st.

Worst Story

Again, no doubt about this one.  EA closing down its South African branch is sad news, and is being repeated around the world, it would seem.  And also a bit weird considering the ridiculous profits that they are still pulling in.  We continue to ask for comment, and will keep you updated.

Best ION Header

Two is better than one and I suppose these girls are just too hot (and stocking-ed) to resist.  But please, tell me what they did in photoshop to the hands!! Not sure if it’s a foot, a penis or some weird kinky prosthetic…

Most Comments

This award goes, without any doubt, to Gavin’s Deadpool article – not that most of the comments were about the article, but hey, he’s not complaining.

Least Comments

Who might be complaining is Darryn with his less than desirable award this week – least comments for his Super Little Acorns Turbo 3D review.  Apparently, people don’t have love for Darryn, or maybe it’s the 3DS’ fault…

Batman of the week

Claiming his rightful place, Geoff has once again ascended to the glory that is batman.  Well deserved, but I’m so jealous. One day, it shall be mine… oh yes, it shall be mine.  But until then, it’s totally Geoff’s.

Header Image of the Week

Because Oprah is about as loved and hated as EA.  Genius.  

Comment of the Week

This weird “she’s so not sexy” comments in this ION had me laughing this week – gotta love a gremlin in drag!  Do gremlins even have a gender to then be in drag?

Last Updated: May 10, 2013

95 Comments

  1. Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

    May 10, 2013 at 12:41

    Gremlins in drag. Hahahaha.

    Grats to Gav for most comments although I feel bad now for us all derailing that topic so horribly 🙁
    #WalkOfShame

    Reply

    • Rince da Ref Lvl2

      May 10, 2013 at 13:01

      It was derailed? ^^

      Reply

      • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

        May 10, 2013 at 13:01

        I think it became more us trying to get Deon to troll than actually discussing the article… Whoops…

        Reply

        • Rince da Ref Lvl2

          May 10, 2013 at 13:07

          Mwahahahaah

          Reply

        • Rince da Ref Lvl2

          May 10, 2013 at 13:07

          Mwahahahaah

          Reply

      • Trevor Davies

        May 10, 2013 at 13:06

        by an discussion about an on-rails shooter. Right @google-78ff87ad4b67ab07d579d43163b265c2:disqus ? 😀

        Reply

        • Rince da Ref Lvl2

          May 10, 2013 at 13:07

          Hahahah, nice, very nice. I think he passed though. What say ye?

          Reply

          • Admiral Chief Combat Engineer

            May 10, 2013 at 13:16

            I think you put it correctly in your previous comment about “flirting on the border” or something like that

          • Admiral Chief Combat Engineer

            May 10, 2013 at 13:16

            I think you put it correctly in your previous comment about “flirting on the border” or something like that

          • Admiral Chief Combat Engineer

            May 10, 2013 at 13:16

            I think you put it correctly in your previous comment about “flirting on the border” or something like that

          • Trevor Davies

            May 10, 2013 at 13:20

            I think he leaned over the border a few times, but didn’t put his foot down lol

          • Rince da Ref Lvl2

            May 10, 2013 at 13:25

            Okay, so, @google-78ff87ad4b67ab07d579d43163b265c2:disqus you passed the challenge! Well done boy! Do you have anyone to thank? Etc? Oscar (not runner) moment?

  2. Scruff304

    May 10, 2013 at 12:46

    So Zoe, when can we expect your ION pics? I’m sure the hubby has a few good snaps lying around :-þ

    Reply

    • Rince da Ref Lvl2

      May 10, 2013 at 12:59

      Ohhhhhhhh!

      Reply

    • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

      May 10, 2013 at 12:59

      She said she has to win batman first

      Reply

      • Scruff304

        May 10, 2013 at 13:14

        I award, thee Zoe, with the Batman of the week award… Aaaaaaaaand go!

        Reply

      • Scruff304

        May 10, 2013 at 13:14

        I award, thee Zoe, with the Batman of the week award… Aaaaaaaaand go!

        Reply

        • Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim

          May 10, 2013 at 13:16

          You cannot take my imaginary award away from me!

          Reply

          • Admiral Chief Combat Engineer

            May 10, 2013 at 13:17

            Shhhh, we want Zoe ION

          • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

            May 10, 2013 at 13:17

            You guys should totally get a batman helmet or something to wear around the office or something for the one who wins

          • Admiral Chief Combat Engineer

            May 10, 2013 at 13:19

            Logistical issue for Darryn, but then again, he does not win it often enough, so good idea LC

          • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

            May 10, 2013 at 13:17

            You guys should totally get a batman helmet or something to wear around the office or something for the one who wins

          • Scruff304

            May 10, 2013 at 13:18

            Too late, it has been done… *Takes away imaginary Batman statue*

          • Scruff304

            May 10, 2013 at 13:18

            Too late, it has been done… *Takes away imaginary Batman statue*

          • Scruff304

            May 10, 2013 at 13:18

            Too late, it has been done… *Takes away imaginary Batman statue*

          • Trevor Davies

            May 10, 2013 at 13:22

            Pretend we didn’t :/

      • CaptainNemo42

        May 10, 2013 at 14:54

        I read it differently. I see it as, she has to become ION in order to win Batman of the week.

        Or is it my twisted mind just working all wrong?

        Reply

  3. Admiral Chief Combat Engineer

    May 10, 2013 at 12:47

    I protest, the Gremlin post was made by a staff member, and I have proof.

    But I shall leave it to the community to guess who made that post.

    Reply

    • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

      May 10, 2013 at 12:49

      Lol. Doesn’t matter. Had laugh 😛

      Reply

      • Trevor Davies

        May 10, 2013 at 13:00

        It’s the principle of the thing. Can’t reward yourself for scoring an own goal 😉

        Reply

        • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

          May 10, 2013 at 13:03

          So they score and community gets credit 😛

          Reply

    • Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim

      May 10, 2013 at 13:02

      LIES! IT WAS A TOTALLY ANONYMOUS POST.
      LIES LIES LIES!

      Reply

      • Admiral Chief Combat Engineer

        May 10, 2013 at 13:04

        I rest my case

        Reply

        • Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim

          May 10, 2013 at 13:16

          I REST YOUR FACE!

          Reply

          • Admiral Chief Combat Engineer

            May 10, 2013 at 13:19

            Are you hitting on me? I’m flattered

        • Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim

          May 10, 2013 at 13:16

          I REST YOUR FACE!

          Reply

        • Rince da Ref Lvl2

          May 10, 2013 at 13:32

          What has the world come to? @OddSockZA:disqus

          Reply

          • Admiral Chief Combat Engineer

            May 10, 2013 at 13:34

            Too good an opportunity for him to pass on I’d say

    • Zoe

      May 10, 2013 at 13:14

      The gladiator part also falls under the scope of the award…. 🙂

      Reply

    • Zoe

      May 10, 2013 at 13:14

      The gladiator part also falls under the scope of the award…. 🙂

      Reply

    • Zoe

      May 10, 2013 at 13:14

      The gladiator part also falls under the scope of the award…. 🙂

      Reply

      • Admiral Chief Combat Engineer

        May 10, 2013 at 13:15

        The statement or the joke about it?

        Reply

        • Zoe

          May 10, 2013 at 13:18

          joke about 🙂

          Reply

          • Admiral Chief Combat Engineer

            May 10, 2013 at 13:21

            🙂
            So since I made it first, and Geoff copied me, and Geoff posted comment of the week, does that mean I win the toaster?

          • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

            May 10, 2013 at 13:22

            Careful, Geoff is going to come “REST YOUR FACE” again. Whatever that means… Maybe he is trying to treat you to some radical new SPA treatment?

          • Admiral Chief Combat Engineer

            May 10, 2013 at 13:25

            Well, I can do with a rested face. Sounds good

        • Zoe

          May 10, 2013 at 13:18

          joke about 🙂

          Reply

        • Zoe

          May 10, 2013 at 13:18

          joke about 🙂

          Reply

  4. Admiral Chief Combat Engineer

    May 10, 2013 at 12:49

    In case there are additional applicants for the latest Lagz Achievement (No trolling of any kind for a week), put your palm print right here
    (think up creative palm print and put in brackets)

    Reply

    • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

      May 10, 2013 at 12:50

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  5. Trevor Davies

    May 10, 2013 at 13:04

    Doesn’t Darryn win “less than desirable” award every week? trollol

    Next week is going to be hell.

    Reply

  6. Tateboetie Malaaitie

    May 10, 2013 at 14:13

    Nice, we all got goatse.cx ed, thought people had all but forgotten about that .

    Reply

  7. Jessica Nigri

    July 21, 2015 at 17:27

    anyone have an uncensored version?

    Reply

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