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The good, the bad and the ugly of the last week – 14 March 2014

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Fony

You’ve read the best, you’ve read the worst, now prepare to read the blurst that the week has to offer in our regular round-up!

Best Story

Good news everybody who happens to be a fan of constantly dying due to a game being ridiculously hard and wish that such a game was available on PC. Dark Souls 2 is coming to smack your eager master-race face in, with a difficulty level that can only be described as a digital version of the other P-Klap.

Worst Story

Much like the cantankerous chap who I try to buy soup from, it’s like no soup for you Witcher 3 for you in 2014. The game is far from done, and developer CDPR doesn’t want to rush the grand finale of the Geralt of Rivea saga to its conclusion. Sad, but completely acceptable. Especially when you’ve seen the game in action.

Trust me Witcher fans, it will be worth the extra wait.

Best ION Header

Jessica-Hall

Gawd Jessica Hall, you’re getting your beautiful blonde hair all over my couch, and yes it smells like cinnamon and dreams and has a luscious body but c’mon already. I just vacuumed.

Most Comments

So close yet so far away. Geoff thought that he had Most Comments all sewn up, with 196 of them for his post on our humble little nation receiving a steady supply of PS4 consoles from now on. And then out of nowhere, Gavin sprung a new legal story about his upcoming case, nailing Geoff right in the babymaker. Ouch.

Least Comments

Man, I thought my article on J Stars Victory VS would mean least comments this week. Fortunately, that’s why we have Zoe, as even fewer people gave a crap about her return to Borgovia.

Batman Of The Week

Bertermern

Well rub my third nipple, because it looks like I’m bat in black this week. It’s been a damn good seven days, with my place in our in-house Batman software giving me a clear lead all the way through. And it’s mostly thanks to Chinpokomon. And possibly Alabama Man toys.

Header Image Of The Week

indiebeating

Geoff wins hands own this week, thanks to his image of a hipster being beaten senseless. Actually, it’s more to do with Sony and Microsoft battling it out over the indie game department, but I’ll take what I can get when it comes to laying a smackdown on the ironic coffee-drinkers that plague Cape Town.

Comment Of The Week

Steven McD made our favourite comment this week, as he hit the nail on the head about Titanfall not running perfectly on the Xbox One:

Oh? It doesn’t run optimally on Xbox One? EA better not ship it to Xbox One then…

INORITE?

Last Updated: March 14, 2014

34 Comments

  1. That is a winner comment! Good job Steven McD!

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    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      March 14, 2014 at 13:14

      I lol’d.

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  2. Hammersteyn

    March 14, 2014 at 12:46

    Best comment ever! Nice one Steven

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    • ToshZA

      March 14, 2014 at 12:50

      I missed it, absolutely epic. Nice one indeed.

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  3. Admiral Chief of comments

    March 14, 2014 at 12:49

    STILL LOOKS LIKE GORDON FREEMAN!!!!!!!

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  4. Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

    March 14, 2014 at 12:52

    Hahaha that winning comment! Just the right amount of trolling and righteous indignation! HAHAHAHAHA Absolutely marvelous! A work of commenting art!

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    • HvR

      March 14, 2014 at 13:15

      with a sprinkle of truth

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  5. Unavengedavo(aka. Bilbo)

    March 14, 2014 at 12:53

    Lol, nice winning comment… But I was sure that my “that’s why you shouldn’t buy a cock pump at a pawn shop” comment would win this time O_o

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    • HvR

      March 14, 2014 at 13:16

      I was rooting for you avo

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      • Unavengedavo(aka. Bilbo)

        March 14, 2014 at 13:24

        Thanks man :'(

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    • RinceIsIngwer

      March 14, 2014 at 13:29

      Shame bro.

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    • RinceIsIngwer

      March 14, 2014 at 13:32

      PS. I call favouritism. I think it smacks of cadre deployment too.

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    • General JJ the Fett

      March 14, 2014 at 13:42

      I remember that one. Personally I thought it was a bit too PG for your style though.

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  6. RinceIsIngwer

    March 14, 2014 at 13:25

    Awesome comment! And a great week as ever people!

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    • General JJ the Fett

      March 14, 2014 at 13:41

      I especially enjoyed mine. Since, you know, no one called me any names all week (bring it on bitches)

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      • RinceIsIngwer

        March 14, 2014 at 13:43

        Internet! Rally! Attack!

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        • General JJ the Fett

          March 14, 2014 at 14:00

          Ooh. Scary following you have there 😉

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          • RinceIsIngwer

            March 14, 2014 at 14:02

            You obviously haven’t looked behind you yet then? 0-O DING LEVEL UP!

          • General JJ the Fett

            March 14, 2014 at 14:02

            Hahahaha

          • Unavengedavo(aka. Bilbo)

            March 14, 2014 at 14:04

            Lol, all you need to do is just mention the word ginger and every one will be on you like white on Ri(n)ce… Who’s with me? 😛

          • General JJ the Fett

            March 14, 2014 at 14:05

            You have to say it three times to work.

          • Unavengedavo(aka. Bilbo)

            March 14, 2014 at 14:07

            It, It, It

          • General JJ the Fett

            March 14, 2014 at 14:08

            Close enough

          • RinceIsIngwer

            March 14, 2014 at 14:18

            Oi! No discrimination, this is a family site!

          • Unavengedavo(aka. Bilbo)

            March 14, 2014 at 14:20

            Tell that to the horse O_o

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            March 14, 2014 at 14:11

            I don’t know why he thinks we’d do that to you Grant.

          • General JJ the Fett

            March 14, 2014 at 14:12

            No!
            I was really positive until I read the last word.

          • RinceIsIngwer

            March 14, 2014 at 14:16

            What? IT? Have you looked to see if IT is behind you? *RUNS

          • General JJ the Fett

            March 14, 2014 at 14:19

            I think if I had to tell my girlfriend that IT is behind her. She would probably leave me.

            I’m going to have a neck cramp after this week.

          • RinceIsIngwer

            March 14, 2014 at 14:21

            🙂 lulz

          • RinceIsIngwer

            March 14, 2014 at 14:15

            lol

  7. Her Highness the Hipster

    March 14, 2014 at 14:05

    I’ve been robbed! my awesome android header totally should have won

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    • General JJ the Fett

      March 14, 2014 at 14:07

      I think they were afraid of upsetting the universe, seeing as how you use Apple products.

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  8. Ultimo_Cleric N7

    March 14, 2014 at 14:41

    Steven mcD WELL SAID BRU!

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