The week is finally over – it’s time for the weekly wrap! So, grab some munchies while I set up the violin soloist to play something lyrical as we reminisce about the week that was. Oh, who am I kidding, it’s beer o’clock and reminiscing will just make you all cry.
Best Story
You might not have imagined there would be issues with specific game releases, but it’s always nice to get confirmation about big titles coming our way. The Witcher 3 will be coming to South Africa thanks to the awesome guys and gals from Megarom.
Worst Story
It’s always bad news when studios deteriorate. We can only hope that’s not the case at Naughty Dog as more people jump ship>
Best ION Header
With only a few days to choose from, and the fact that you all would kill me if my favorite True Blood werewolf were ION of the week, it is hands down our lovely and talented local, Kombo Kitten.
Most Comments
You all certainly had a lot to say about the Xbox One and its local launch. I take this award, and all its glory, this week.
Least Comments
I’m also picking up this award this week, as there was little to say about Riot’s teaser trailer for their new LoL champion, Braum.
Batman of the Week
At last, at long last, I am Batman! That’s right, the end of this week not only marks my anniversary on lazygamer, but I also managed to secure Batman with a powerful margin. I’d like to thank all of you for making this possible, and my mom, and my husband, and the academy, and what’s this hook dragging me off the stage?
Header Image of the Week
I didn’t do a clean sweep of the awards this week – Geoff secured his header of the week award with his hilarious and brilliant Call of Zoolander.
Comment of the Week
While we were very happy to have OVG Errorist and his rants back, my inability to locate a specific comment was mirrored by Admiral Chief in Space’s lack of will to actually write the formulaic comeback:
[insert mandatory coitus with deon’s mother statement coupled with insult about sexual preference and ability]
Last Updated: April 25, 2014
Hammersteyn
April 25, 2014 at 12:40
Hahahaha Admirals lack of will to write a comback is on par with the lack of effort for porting games like Dark Souls 2
Admiral Chief in Space
April 25, 2014 at 12:45
Booooom
Hammersteyn
April 25, 2014 at 12:46
So in a sense you truly belong to the master race.
Admiral Chief in Space
April 25, 2014 at 12:46
Hah yeah, the only thing that I play that sounds like a console type thing is PS2
Hammersteyn
April 25, 2014 at 12:47
Coming soon to PS4. Fuck that. Gimme the mouse.
Admiral Chief in Space
April 25, 2014 at 12:49
Amen
VampyreSquirrel
April 25, 2014 at 14:05
Wait so PS2 is coming to PS4? O.o
Hammersteyn
April 25, 2014 at 14:28
Apparently, dunno when yet
Admiral Chief in Space
April 25, 2014 at 14:44
Doesn’t matter
Hammersteyn
April 25, 2014 at 14:47
True
Wincethis
April 25, 2014 at 13:13
Ouch!
Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!
April 25, 2014 at 12:41
Well done Zoe! You deserved it this week. Some amazing articles. Well done!
Hammersteyn
April 25, 2014 at 12:42
Agreed
Her Highness the Hipster
April 25, 2014 at 12:57
Thank you! *blushes*
Wincethis
April 25, 2014 at 13:08
You were on form too! Between you and OVG, a good week, oh and Geoff’s BAWS header.
Wincethis
April 25, 2014 at 12:41
Hahaha! I must say, OVG was on form this week. Good to see him back! Well done Admiral, that made me chuckle too! Now, doesn’t the world love you? 😉
Hammersteyn
April 25, 2014 at 12:43
OVG is baws
oVg Errorist
April 25, 2014 at 13:02
Like a boss 😉
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/ballin1.gif
Admiral Chief in Space
April 25, 2014 at 13:03
WITH SAUCE!
Alien Emperor Trevor
April 25, 2014 at 13:08
Mayo.
Wincethis
April 25, 2014 at 13:09
0-o
Alien Emperor Trevor
April 25, 2014 at 13:28
Private joke from SATURDAY FTW! *cough*
Admiral Chief in Space
April 25, 2014 at 13:31
Inside joke + mayo + FTW = making me worried about you guys
Wincethis
April 25, 2014 at 14:15
BWAHAHAAHA! And I do remember 😛
Admiral Chief in Space
April 25, 2014 at 13:09
Mayo and chutney. Mrs Balls
Hammersteyn
April 25, 2014 at 13:19
XD
Admiral Chief in Space
April 25, 2014 at 12:45
Zoe, since you joined Lagz, the site’s already awesome status and fun-factor was raised quite a bit!
Good job and congratulations!
oVg Errorist
April 25, 2014 at 12:50
bastard 😛
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/0wK.gif
Kensei Seraph
April 25, 2014 at 12:53
oVg why is the Admiral throwing you into the water?
And more importantly why did you dye your hair?
Admiral Chief in Space
April 25, 2014 at 12:55
Loooooooool
oVg Errorist
April 25, 2014 at 13:03
…
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/perma_banned.gif
Unavengedavo
April 25, 2014 at 13:03
Only the imfamous ban hammer can do that O_o
Admiral Chief in Space
April 25, 2014 at 13:05
This one?
Unavengedavo
April 25, 2014 at 13:09
Yes, that won 😉
Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!
April 25, 2014 at 13:10
Hey I’ve missed that hammer
Kensei Seraph
April 25, 2014 at 13:05
What did you do to make the Admiral ban you?
oVg Errorist
April 25, 2014 at 13:06
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/Im-sorry-I-wasnt-listening.gif
Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!
April 25, 2014 at 13:10
aaaaahahahahahahahaha
Kensei Seraph
April 25, 2014 at 13:14
Your sword’s grown old and rusty
Burnt beneath the rising sun
It’s locked up like a trophy
Forgetting all the things it’s done
And though it’s been a long time
You’re right back where you started from
I see it in your eyes
That now you’re giving up the gun
Unavengedavo
April 25, 2014 at 13:29
Your sword’s grown old and rusty
Burnt beneath the rising sun
They have an ointment for that O_o
Admiral Chief in Space
April 25, 2014 at 13:31
Ice cream?
Wincethis
April 25, 2014 at 13:10
lol
Admiral Chief in Space
April 25, 2014 at 12:46
I always win comment of the week when I’m nasty…..I wonder if there is a lesson in there somewhere?
Alien Emperor Trevor
April 25, 2014 at 13:00
Nice guys finish last?
Admiral Chief in Space
April 25, 2014 at 13:01
True dat, you damn waste of air
Alien Emperor Trevor
April 25, 2014 at 13:07
One day I’ll be nasty to someone. If that’s okay with everyone?
Admiral Chief in Space
April 25, 2014 at 13:07
XDXDXD
Unavengedavo
April 25, 2014 at 13:02
But I am never nice and I haven’t one won once O_o
Admiral Chief in Space
April 25, 2014 at 13:03
One once?
Unavengedavo
April 25, 2014 at 13:04
I just realized that I haven’t had coffee today O_o
Admiral Chief in Space
April 25, 2014 at 13:05
One or won coffee?
Kensei Seraph
April 25, 2014 at 13:05
Isn’t that lascist?
Unavengedavo
April 25, 2014 at 13:06
Juan
HvR - THE Average GAmer
April 25, 2014 at 13:08
Zoe and Geoff too scared to read your posts.
The Avo is just to hardcore to win comment of the week.
Her Highness the Hipster
April 25, 2014 at 13:21
i have to cover my eyes for fear of mankinis
Unavengedavo
April 25, 2014 at 13:30
O, that… I can explain that O_o
Rainman
April 25, 2014 at 12:47
Was there not something about Zoe posing for an ION header if she gets Batman of the week?
Admiral Chief in Space
April 25, 2014 at 12:47
You remember correct sir. If memory serves correctly, it was minus some attire?
Hammersteyn
April 25, 2014 at 12:48
Probably her shoes.
Admiral Chief in Space
April 25, 2014 at 12:48
As long as its on her head!
(I wonder if that meme is still active somewhere?)
Alien Emperor Trevor
April 25, 2014 at 13:27
Meh. Who wants to see a shot of her kitchen?
(Yes, I KNOW)
Admiral Chief in Space
April 25, 2014 at 13:28
Making a bacon sammich!
Hammersteyn
April 25, 2014 at 13:43
Man I’m hungry.
Hammersteyn
April 25, 2014 at 12:47
Now that you mention it.
Admiral Chief in Space
April 25, 2014 at 12:48
Not NO, but NOW
Hammersteyn
April 25, 2014 at 12:48
Yeah I saw
Admiral Chief in Space
April 25, 2014 at 12:49
Getting slow old boy. First its the $10 thing, now you say NO to Zoe ION?
Hammersteyn
April 25, 2014 at 12:50
What’s that sonny?
Sk3tz0
April 25, 2014 at 14:21
Another Good thing about this week was my Discovery of BABYMETAL!
oVg Errorist
April 25, 2014 at 16:38
DAFUQ? This should be the new Final Fantasy intro
Sk3tz0
April 25, 2014 at 16:50
I love it.. and yea.. Some of their songs sound like it should be a intro of some awesome Anime or JRPG game..