The good, the bad and the ugly of the last week – 25 July 2014

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They almost look like little tiny cabbages -

Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives… or some mumbo jumbo like that. Hey it’s weekend! You overslept and missed every day? Don’t worry, we have your weekly wrap right here!

Best Story

I’d like to think that me surviving a review of the Kim Kardashian mobile game is the real winner here, but that’s just selfish! Instead, let’s draw your attention to the free extra content for Broforce in the form of Expendabros. Also,there is the possible indication that a certain 1 + 1 + 1 game is in the works thanks to the hint of a new Source Engine. Finally, we sent our Evetech Lagzatron 3000 to hell and back, and it brought back some shiny new benchmark scores!

Worst Story

I don’t even know where to start, there was so much to choose from! Is it Evolve being delayed till 2015? Maybe Naughty Dog losing key staff? Or is it Twitch getting some hardcore censorship? I’m leaving this one to you!

Best ION Header

IONONOMNOMN

We’ve mixed up the ION formula this week. What do you think? You can’t tell me we’ve denied you only the best looking buns on the Internet! Curse you Geoff, now I’m craving some burger goodness!

Most Comments

I was going to include this story along with the worst, but hey, it got enough comments to warrant it’s own award. Sony being sued for Killzone resolution lies? Yeah, that is definitely worth the 103 comments it got! $5 million in damages? Wow, that lack of 1080p multiplayer really must have ruined your life!

Least Comments

I knew it wouldn’t be long before I reclaimed my least comment glory. How could any of you not have anything to say about Stitches the abomination riding a pony in a candy field? This question will keep me up for weeks!

Batman Of The Week

Im not in this pic, I'm Alfred

Sheesh, it really was neck and neck this week. In the end, there can only be one Dark Knight, and that honour goes to Darryn! Dammit, get out of that suit… rAge isn’t till October!

Cabbage Of The Week

Fungus-the-cabbage-man

This week was actually pretty close too, with Sandy and I duking it out to determine who isn’t the worst! Sandy really caught me off guard though, putting a 2 for 1 special at his corner shop. DAMN YOU!

Header Image Of The Week

WTF

Oh Dead or Alive, when will you learn to stop exploiting teenage boys with your DLC? Geoff wins the header image this week, with some really well timed screen capture!

Comment Of The Week

Oh so Battlefield 4 is getting a week worth of free playtime. How do you feel about that Hammersteyn?

They are extending the Beta by a week? How nice of them.

I couldn’t agree more!

Bonus Premium Content

Sssssh! This is a totally secret exclusive feature which only premium members have access to! Here, have some Dragonzball P, two of my favourite videos EVER!

 

Last Updated: August 8, 2014

Gavin Mannion

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