So, after brief glimmers of Batman hope last week, I am back to my normal place lower on the totem pole. But you guys were awesome in your valiant efforts to win me Batman, so you are rewarded with a topless pic of me where you can even see my pussy (cat). Now you know to work harder towards getting the real thing for an ION.
Best Story
There is no doubt for me – it’s Nintendo being awesome and not getting rid of people. Because they are just great, and really, there are far too many companies firing people.
Worst Story
All our money is going to disappear because of the Steam Summer Sale. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. But mostly, it was the broke of times.
Best ION Header
Don’t argue with me, I know best when it comes to hot women. Also, as much as I liked Wednesday’s ION header because of boobies, she had goosebumps, a weird arm and funny chin. Oh, and Yolanda agrees with me – so no arguments allowed!
Most Comments
It’s MEEEEE! I win! I win! I win! In fact, I beat out the Xbox One launch, because you guys are the best community ever. My rage war inciting article about PCs vs consoles is sitting with 393 comments. You like me, you really, really like me! I love you all… in a platonic way.
Batman of the Week
Geoff has regained his usual title of Batman. Are you surprised? I’m not – because he’s awesome. Now, we just need to determine if I’m Batgirl, Alfred or Oracle? Yeah, I’m trying to determine the pecking order of our totem pole: Batman, Robin, Batgirl, Alfred, Oracle? Or is Alfred on top of Batgirl… hehehe.
Header Image of the Week
This one goes to Geoff for his impressive skills. No denying it.
Comment of the Week
There were so many to choose from this week, but I must say that this had me laughing a bit too hard on the Great War of consoles vs PC.
KingKappie
its shocking no one is standing up for the WII
(note its not me just making a point)
John Ambitious
School only comes out at 2
Last Updated: July 12, 2013
Admiral Chief Groot Wors
July 12, 2013 at 12:32
TROLLED AGAIN
Should have known
Scruff304
July 12, 2013 at 12:50
Even the cats is all like “Ha ha, suckers! I get to see bewbs and you don’t! xD”
Zoe
July 12, 2013 at 14:06
good thing he’s a male cat, too.
Vampyre Squirrel
July 12, 2013 at 13:04
Yeah, but it’s better than nothing… shame about the Mac tho.
Admiral Chief Groot Wors
July 12, 2013 at 13:09
Agreed, so much for getting hot and bothered.
Vampyre Squirrel
July 12, 2013 at 13:18
Still willing to put in the extra effort to get an ION from Zoe though… but how much effort will that take?
Scruff304
July 12, 2013 at 14:11
What is batman actually based on? Total comments across all articles?
Gavin Mannion
July 12, 2013 at 14:40
hits + (comments * secret) = batman
Admiral Chief Groot Wors
July 12, 2013 at 12:32
in other news
Umar Kiiroi Senk?
July 12, 2013 at 12:33
……
Admiral Chief Groot Wors
July 12, 2013 at 12:33
No face, how do we know its you????
Zoe
July 12, 2013 at 12:36
distinguishing tattoos?
Admiral Chief Groot Wors
July 12, 2013 at 12:37
Dunno, looks shopped XD
Lord Chaos
July 12, 2013 at 12:44
Nice tattoo
Admiral Chief Groot Wors
July 12, 2013 at 12:34
Whats wrong with the goosebump girl?????
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
July 12, 2013 at 12:38
I like Zoe and Yolanda’s choice. More natural look. Goosebump girl was creepy
Admiral Chief Groot Wors
July 12, 2013 at 12:39
Why???
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
July 12, 2013 at 12:39
As I said. The more natural look as far more pleasing
Admiral Chief Groot Wors
July 12, 2013 at 12:43
Look nothing wrong with freckle girl, but damn, hoendervleismeisie >>>>>
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
July 12, 2013 at 12:43
Hoendervleismeisie didn’t have a pretty face (In my personal opinion and taste). There I said it. All she has was big goosebumps
Admiral Chief Groot Wors
July 12, 2013 at 12:45
Ok Ellen, whatever you say
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
July 12, 2013 at 12:46
lol. Don’t start that again!
Admiral Chief Groot Wors
July 12, 2013 at 12:47
Ok Ellen, I won’t
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
July 12, 2013 at 12:47
Alright cool Kempfffffffffffffffafaaaaa
Admiral Chief Groot Wors
July 12, 2013 at 12:48
Faffa vs Ellen…I can handle it
John Ambitious
July 12, 2013 at 12:48
Haha. I like this
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
July 12, 2013 at 12:48
Lol. Sounds so wrong
That Dark Twit
July 12, 2013 at 12:53
*Gets the popcorn ready*
PointMan
July 12, 2013 at 12:40
….
http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aQqppOz_460sa.gif
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
July 12, 2013 at 12:40
Also… a little bit of freckles are cute
Sageville
July 12, 2013 at 15:18
Dood, her arm looked like Harry Potters boneless arm.
I cannot imagine getting fapped off by either.
Admiral Chief Groot Wors
July 12, 2013 at 12:36
No topless Zoe. No goosebump girl.
Ah screw it, I’m going home. See you all next week
John Ambitious
July 12, 2013 at 13:23
He’ll be back sooner
Slade Boender
July 12, 2013 at 12:39
hahahaha boobs on mousepad (doesnt that make me batman?)
John Ambitious
July 12, 2013 at 12:39
This was my Batman Experience for the week…
http://instagram.com/p/bfqvRklDpE/
Totally by accident
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
July 12, 2013 at 12:41
Dude! Ninja!
Scruff304
July 12, 2013 at 12:43
Zoe trolling all of us like a boss… There is no doubt bout it… She is one of us…
Vampyre Squirrel
July 12, 2013 at 13:01
One of us!
One of us!
One of us!
ElimiNathan
July 12, 2013 at 14:09
Last of us ?…
HvR
July 12, 2013 at 14:12
click click click click
Zoe
July 12, 2013 at 14:18
O_O
Admiral Chief Groot Wors
July 12, 2013 at 12:43
EWWWWWWWWWWW MAC ON TABLE!!!!!!!
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
July 12, 2013 at 12:45
Agreed, it belongs next to the table in trashcan
John Ambitious
July 12, 2013 at 12:48
White is the new brown
Argentil
July 12, 2013 at 13:54
I concur.
-Written on a Macbook Pro
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
July 12, 2013 at 12:45
Well done Zoe on most comments!
Well done Geoff on Batman!
Well done KingKappie and @3739d638eb612d545b566a1aff627313:disqus on best comment 🙂
John Ambitious
July 12, 2013 at 12:46
Whoop whoop
Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim
July 12, 2013 at 12:49
and Well done Darryn on NOTHING. 😛
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
July 12, 2013 at 12:52
Lol. Harsh. So much love hehe
OVG
July 12, 2013 at 12:55
BWAHAHA
Scruff304
July 12, 2013 at 12:56
Has he started sobbing in the corner yet?
Admiral Chief Groot Wors
July 12, 2013 at 12:57
No, IN THE SHOWER like last time
OVG
July 12, 2013 at 13:02
Like a boss
Major Commodore 64 Darryn B
July 12, 2013 at 13:53
FUCK YOU GEOFF! I’LL SEE YOU IN SUPER-HELL!
DBL_ZA
July 12, 2013 at 12:48
Quick question for the panel… Is FFD included in the “most comments” section? Cause it has the potential to go number one quite easily, no? Not to say it always does, but I just gotta ask
Admiral Chief Groot Wors
July 12, 2013 at 12:48
No, doesn’t get counted
DBL_ZA
July 12, 2013 at 12:49
Thank you Good Sir, I can sleep in peace tonight 🙂
Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim
July 12, 2013 at 12:49
Nope. It’s never eligible.
DBL_ZA
July 12, 2013 at 12:49
Thanks 🙂
Vampyre Squirrel
July 12, 2013 at 13:20
Eligible or Legible? lol
Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim
July 12, 2013 at 13:23
Lol. DIIIIIIIIIIICK!
Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim
July 12, 2013 at 13:23
Lol. DIIIIIIIIIIICK!
Admiral Chief Groot Wors
July 12, 2013 at 12:49
Holy crap, in the reflection of the filthy MAC I see something!!!!!!!!!!
O_O
That Dark Twit
July 12, 2013 at 12:50
CSI style.
Lord Chaos
July 12, 2013 at 12:50
Lol. Let us know when you’ve cleaned it up. ;P
DBL_ZA
July 12, 2013 at 12:52
Oh. My. Gosh. I see it too…. 0_0
Zoe
July 12, 2013 at 14:04
now you have all made me paranoid. thanks.
Vampyre Squirrel
July 12, 2013 at 14:07
No problem! Any time…
DBL_ZA
July 15, 2013 at 09:02
Always a pleasure 🙂
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
July 12, 2013 at 12:53
Lol nice try.
Admiral Chief Groot Wors
July 12, 2013 at 12:55
look closely…
Trevor Davies
July 12, 2013 at 13:09
Is it someone holding a tennis racket while wearing a cardigan tied around their neck? That’s what I’d expect to see reflected off a Mac.
Admiral Chief Groot Wors
July 12, 2013 at 13:11
No…THIS
http://www.lazygamer.co/general-news/the-good-the-bad-and-the-ugly-of-the-past-week-12-july-2013/#comment-959637540
Trevor Davies
July 12, 2013 at 13:13
No no no, I’m not looking.
Admiral Chief Groot Wors
July 12, 2013 at 13:14
Its just above dammit
OVG
July 12, 2013 at 12:55
So if Darryn wins next week, do we get to see Brenda topless?
Admiral Chief Groot Wors
July 12, 2013 at 12:55
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DBL_ZA
July 12, 2013 at 13:04
….
DBL_ZA
July 12, 2013 at 13:07
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18rfh9ne20cz7gif/original.gif
PointMan
July 12, 2013 at 13:09
o soo i guess my post is sort of irrelevant now…… tell me if you’re going to mention me -_-
PointMan
July 12, 2013 at 13:07
http://nooooooooooooooo.com/
Trevor Davies
July 12, 2013 at 13:07
SILENCE!
Sageville
July 12, 2013 at 15:10
I KEEEL YOU?
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
July 12, 2013 at 13:11
DUDE! What is wrong with you!? Don’t give em ideas!
OVG
July 12, 2013 at 13:12
Tee hee hee.
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
July 12, 2013 at 13:13
Tee hee hee se agter dinges man! You have doomed us! DOOM UPON US ALL I SAY! DOOOOOOOOOOM!
OVG
July 12, 2013 at 13:14
DOOM does not kill bats.
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
July 12, 2013 at 13:14
Hahahaha. Ok you win. I got nothing. Well played
Major Commodore 64 Darryn B
July 12, 2013 at 13:50
Yes, yes you do. Regardless if I win or not.
Andre116
July 12, 2013 at 13:51
Hairy man nipples FTW!
No…wait…I need to take my medication again.
Admiral Chief Groot Wors
July 12, 2013 at 13:55
Hairy? Darryn?
Andre116
July 12, 2013 at 13:59
Couple of stray hairs just around the nipples.
Admiral Chief Groot Wors
July 12, 2013 at 12:58
(.)(.)
Unavengedavo
July 12, 2013 at 13:09
…
Weanerdog
July 12, 2013 at 14:19
And a couple of great tits
Mark Treloar
July 12, 2013 at 13:00
Like your cat
OVG
July 12, 2013 at 13:13
It is not a grumpy one, that is for sure 😉
Mark Treloar
July 12, 2013 at 13:14
no but he is temperamental and violent.
CrasH
July 12, 2013 at 13:01
why you in the Corner… don’t you know?
No one put baby in the corner. (i know i just showed my age)
Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim
July 12, 2013 at 13:09
And quite possibly, gender. 😛
CrasH
July 12, 2013 at 13:14
Does that make my wife lesbian then?
Admiral Chief Groot Wors
July 12, 2013 at 13:05
So wait, the boobs are so awesome that they radiate their own light???
O_O
Good grief
OVG
July 12, 2013 at 13:09
Purrrrrrrrrr purrrrrrr purrrrrrrr wink wink
OVG
July 12, 2013 at 13:09
I know that cat is Darryn in disguise.
Vampyre Squirrel
July 12, 2013 at 13:19
Thanks for the trolling image Zoe! And no that’s not a complaint… except for the Mac 😛
Lardus
July 12, 2013 at 13:23
How is Barman determined? I have never known…
Lardus
July 12, 2013 at 13:23
How is Barman determined? I have never known…
Admiral Chief Groot Wors
July 12, 2013 at 13:26
Barman brings drinks. Batman fights crime
Lardus
July 12, 2013 at 13:34
Grrr Batman, how is Lazy Gamer Batman determined…gues who has drinking on the brain today!
Admiral Chief Groot Wors
July 12, 2013 at 13:35
Batman is decided by the writer who gets the most action (online) on the Lagz server
Vampyre Squirrel
July 12, 2013 at 13:45
That sounds a bit dodgy…
Zoe
July 12, 2013 at 14:01
it is dodgy – it’s a conspiracy!!
Vampyre Squirrel
July 12, 2013 at 14:05
And you keep getting conspired out of the running some how… SUSPICIOUS!
#LGilluminati
Lardus
July 12, 2013 at 14:04
Like most articles? Most total comments? Make it clearer than the Johny Black I so crave today!
Admiral Chief Groot Wors
July 12, 2013 at 14:13
Traffic per writer per week
Gavin Mannion
July 12, 2013 at 14:32
Batman is our custom in house analytics software. It has a really complicated algorithm that checks how many hits you get plus comments excluding certain things.. it’s far too complicated to explain in the comments (or in other words I can’t remember what I coded it to do)
Lardus
July 12, 2013 at 14:37
Aaah thanks. Now I understand.
Sageville
July 12, 2013 at 15:06
In other words…Rock, Scissors, Paper, Lizard, Spock?
Admiral Chief Groot Wors
July 12, 2013 at 13:26
Barman brings drinks. Batman fights crime
Happy Hamster
July 12, 2013 at 13:24
Ok Im Back what i miss
Oh and this is on the cats mind
Sageville
July 12, 2013 at 15:04
Or maybe…
Happy Hamster
July 12, 2013 at 13:24
Ok Im Back what i miss
Oh and this is on the cats mind
Andre116
July 12, 2013 at 13:32
My oh my…that is one lovely looking pussy…cat.
Anon A Mouse
July 12, 2013 at 13:39
Why isn’t there a least comment of the week section? Or am I going blind?
Vampyre Squirrel
July 12, 2013 at 13:46
You’re not going blind… unless of course we’re both going blind
Andre116
July 12, 2013 at 13:48
American government deleted it because someone said something anti-american in the comments…and why are there people in black suits getting out of the electrician truck parked across the street and walking towards me.
Zoe
July 12, 2013 at 15:00
yes… yes, that’s the reason. these are not the comment sections you’re looking for.
Umar Kiiroi Senk?
July 12, 2013 at 13:54
Tattoo reminds me of Rood Inverse
Sageville
July 12, 2013 at 14:57
Technically Topless?? I feel so cheated!
You have to use far too much imagination to get any satifaction fromn that image, so in reply, I too got totally nekkid, you know, just for the ladies, Enjoy!
Zoe
July 12, 2013 at 15:00
nice elbow cleavage!
Sageville
July 12, 2013 at 15:01
Hey! I’m up here lady!
Zoe
July 12, 2013 at 15:05
objectification: just deal with it