Home Gaming The good, the bad, and the ugly of the past week – 12 July 2013

The good, the bad, and the ugly of the past week – 12 July 2013

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So, after brief glimmers of Batman hope last week, I am back to my normal place lower on the totem pole.  But you guys were awesome in your valiant efforts to win me Batman, so you are rewarded with a topless pic of me where you can even see my pussy (cat).  Now you know to work harder towards getting the real thing for an ION.

Best Story

There is no doubt for me – it’s Nintendo being awesome and not getting rid of people.  Because they are just great, and really, there are far too many companies firing people.

Worst Story

All our money is going to disappear because of the Steam Summer Sale.  It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.  But mostly, it was the broke of times.

Best ION Header

Don’t argue with me, I know best when it comes to hot women.  Also, as much as I liked Wednesday’s ION header because of boobies, she had goosebumps, a weird arm and funny chin.  Oh, and Yolanda agrees with me – so no arguments allowed!

Most Comments

It’s MEEEEE!  I win! I win! I win! In fact, I beat out the Xbox One launch, because you guys are the best community ever.  My rage war inciting article about PCs vs consoles is sitting with 393 comments.  You like me, you really, really like me!  I love you allโ€ฆ in a platonic way.

Batman of the Week

Geoff has regained his usual title of Batman.  Are you surprised?  I’m not – because he’s awesome.  Now, we just need to determine if I’m Batgirl, Alfred or Oracle?  Yeah, I’m trying to determine the pecking order of our totem pole: Batman, Robin, Batgirl, Alfred, Oracle?  Or is Alfred on top of Batgirlโ€ฆ hehehe.

Header Image of the Week

This one goes to Geoff for his impressive skills.  No denying it.

Comment of the Week

There were so many to choose from this week, but I must say that this had me laughing a bit too hard on the Great War of consoles vs PC.

KingKappie

its shocking no one is standing up for the WII
(note its not me just making a point)

John Ambitious

School only comes out at 2

Last Updated: July 12, 2013

156 Comments

  1. Admiral Chief Groot Wors

    July 12, 2013 at 12:32

    TROLLED AGAIN

    Should have known

    Reply

    • Scruff304

      July 12, 2013 at 12:50

      Even the cats is all like “Ha ha, suckers! I get to see bewbs and you don’t! xD”

      Reply

      • Zoe

        July 12, 2013 at 14:06

        good thing he’s a male cat, too.

        Reply

    • Vampyre Squirrel

      July 12, 2013 at 13:04

      Yeah, but it’s better than nothing… shame about the Mac tho.

      Reply

      • Admiral Chief Groot Wors

        July 12, 2013 at 13:09

        Agreed, so much for getting hot and bothered.

        Reply

        • Vampyre Squirrel

          July 12, 2013 at 13:18

          Still willing to put in the extra effort to get an ION from Zoe though… but how much effort will that take?

          Reply

          • Scruff304

            July 12, 2013 at 14:11

            What is batman actually based on? Total comments across all articles?

          • Gavin Mannion

            July 12, 2013 at 14:40

            hits + (comments * secret) = batman

  2. Admiral Chief Groot Wors

    July 12, 2013 at 12:32

    in other news

    Reply

  3. Umar Kiiroi Senk?

    July 12, 2013 at 12:33

    ……

    Reply

  4. Admiral Chief Groot Wors

    July 12, 2013 at 12:33

    No face, how do we know its you????

    Reply

    • Zoe

      July 12, 2013 at 12:36

      distinguishing tattoos?

      Reply

      • Admiral Chief Groot Wors

        July 12, 2013 at 12:37

        Dunno, looks shopped XD

        Reply

      • Lord Chaos

        July 12, 2013 at 12:44

        Nice tattoo

        Reply

  5. Admiral Chief Groot Wors

    July 12, 2013 at 12:34

    Whats wrong with the goosebump girl?????

    Reply

    • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

      July 12, 2013 at 12:38

      I like Zoe and Yolanda’s choice. More natural look. Goosebump girl was creepy

      Reply

      • Admiral Chief Groot Wors

        July 12, 2013 at 12:39

        Why???

        Reply

        • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

          July 12, 2013 at 12:39

          As I said. The more natural look as far more pleasing

          Reply

          • Admiral Chief Groot Wors

            July 12, 2013 at 12:43

            Look nothing wrong with freckle girl, but damn, hoendervleismeisie >>>>>

          • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

            July 12, 2013 at 12:43

            Hoendervleismeisie didn’t have a pretty face (In my personal opinion and taste). There I said it. All she has was big goosebumps

          • Admiral Chief Groot Wors

            July 12, 2013 at 12:45

            Ok Ellen, whatever you say

          • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

            July 12, 2013 at 12:46

            lol. Don’t start that again!

          • Admiral Chief Groot Wors

            July 12, 2013 at 12:47

            Ok Ellen, I won’t

          • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

            July 12, 2013 at 12:47

            Alright cool Kempfffffffffffffffafaaaaa

          • Admiral Chief Groot Wors

            July 12, 2013 at 12:48

            Faffa vs Ellen…I can handle it

          • John Ambitious

            July 12, 2013 at 12:48

            Haha. I like this

          • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

            July 12, 2013 at 12:48

            Lol. Sounds so wrong

          • That Dark Twit

            July 12, 2013 at 12:53

            *Gets the popcorn ready*

        • PointMan

          July 12, 2013 at 12:40

        • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

          July 12, 2013 at 12:40

          Also… a little bit of freckles are cute

          Reply

    • Sageville

      July 12, 2013 at 15:18

      Dood, her arm looked like Harry Potters boneless arm.

      I cannot imagine getting fapped off by either.

      Reply

  6. Admiral Chief Groot Wors

    July 12, 2013 at 12:36

    No topless Zoe. No goosebump girl.

    Ah screw it, I’m going home. See you all next week

    Reply

    • John Ambitious

      July 12, 2013 at 13:23

      He’ll be back sooner

      Reply

  7. Slade Boender

    July 12, 2013 at 12:39

    hahahaha boobs on mousepad (doesnt that make me batman?)

    Reply

  8. John Ambitious

    July 12, 2013 at 12:39

    This was my Batman Experience for the week…

    http://instagram.com/p/bfqvRklDpE/
    Totally by accident

    Reply

    • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

      July 12, 2013 at 12:41

      Dude! Ninja!

      Reply

  9. Scruff304

    July 12, 2013 at 12:43

    Zoe trolling all of us like a boss… There is no doubt bout it… She is one of us…

    Reply

    • Vampyre Squirrel

      July 12, 2013 at 13:01

      One of us!
      One of us!
      One of us!

      Reply

      • ElimiNathan

        July 12, 2013 at 14:09

        Last of us ?…

        Reply

        • HvR

          July 12, 2013 at 14:12

          click click click click

          Reply

          • Zoe

            July 12, 2013 at 14:18

            O_O

  10. Admiral Chief Groot Wors

    July 12, 2013 at 12:43

    EWWWWWWWWWWW MAC ON TABLE!!!!!!!

    Reply

    • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

      July 12, 2013 at 12:45

      Agreed, it belongs next to the table in trashcan

      Reply

    • John Ambitious

      July 12, 2013 at 12:48

      White is the new brown

      Reply

    • Argentil

      July 12, 2013 at 13:54

      I concur.

      -Written on a Macbook Pro

      Reply

  11. Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

    July 12, 2013 at 12:45

    Well done Zoe on most comments!

    Well done Geoff on Batman!

    Well done KingKappie and @3739d638eb612d545b566a1aff627313:disqus on best comment ๐Ÿ™‚

    Reply

    • John Ambitious

      July 12, 2013 at 12:46

      Whoop whoop

      Reply

    • Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim

      July 12, 2013 at 12:49

      and Well done Darryn on NOTHING. ๐Ÿ˜›

      Reply

      • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

        July 12, 2013 at 12:52

        Lol. Harsh. So much love hehe

        Reply

      • OVG

        July 12, 2013 at 12:55

        BWAHAHA

        Reply

      • Scruff304

        July 12, 2013 at 12:56

        Has he started sobbing in the corner yet?

        Reply

        • Admiral Chief Groot Wors

          July 12, 2013 at 12:57

          No, IN THE SHOWER like last time

          Reply

          • OVG

            July 12, 2013 at 13:02

            Like a boss

      • Major Commodore 64 Darryn B

        July 12, 2013 at 13:53

        FUCK YOU GEOFF! I’LL SEE YOU IN SUPER-HELL!

        Reply

  12. DBL_ZA

    July 12, 2013 at 12:48

    Quick question for the panel… Is FFD included in the “most comments” section? Cause it has the potential to go number one quite easily, no? Not to say it always does, but I just gotta ask

    Reply

  13. Admiral Chief Groot Wors

    July 12, 2013 at 12:49

    Holy crap, in the reflection of the filthy MAC I see something!!!!!!!!!!

    O_O

    Reply

    • That Dark Twit

      July 12, 2013 at 12:50

      CSI style.

      Reply

    • Lord Chaos

      July 12, 2013 at 12:50

      Lol. Let us know when you’ve cleaned it up. ;P

      Reply

    • DBL_ZA

      July 12, 2013 at 12:52

      Oh. My. Gosh. I see it too…. 0_0

      Reply

      • Zoe

        July 12, 2013 at 14:04

        now you have all made me paranoid. thanks.

        Reply

        • Vampyre Squirrel

          July 12, 2013 at 14:07

          No problem! Any time…

          Reply

        • DBL_ZA

          July 15, 2013 at 09:02

          Always a pleasure ๐Ÿ™‚

          Reply

    • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

      July 12, 2013 at 12:53

      Lol nice try.

      Reply

      • Admiral Chief Groot Wors

        July 12, 2013 at 12:55

        look closely…

        Reply

    • Trevor Davies

      July 12, 2013 at 13:09

      Is it someone holding a tennis racket while wearing a cardigan tied around their neck? That’s what I’d expect to see reflected off a Mac.

      Reply

  14. OVG

    July 12, 2013 at 12:55

    So if Darryn wins next week, do we get to see Brenda topless?

    Reply

    • Admiral Chief Groot Wors

      July 12, 2013 at 12:55

      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

      Reply

    • DBL_ZA

      July 12, 2013 at 13:04

      ….

      Reply

    • PointMan

      July 12, 2013 at 13:07

    • Trevor Davies

      July 12, 2013 at 13:07

      SILENCE!

      Reply

      • Sageville

        July 12, 2013 at 15:10

        I KEEEL YOU?

        Reply

    • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

      July 12, 2013 at 13:11

      DUDE! What is wrong with you!? Don’t give em ideas!

      Reply

      • OVG

        July 12, 2013 at 13:12

        Tee hee hee.

        Reply

        • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

          July 12, 2013 at 13:13

          Tee hee hee se agter dinges man! You have doomed us! DOOM UPON US ALL I SAY! DOOOOOOOOOOM!

          Reply

          • OVG

            July 12, 2013 at 13:14

            DOOM does not kill bats.

          • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

            July 12, 2013 at 13:14

            Hahahaha. Ok you win. I got nothing. Well played

    • Major Commodore 64 Darryn B

      July 12, 2013 at 13:50

      Yes, yes you do. Regardless if I win or not.

      Reply

      • Andre116

        July 12, 2013 at 13:51

        Hairy man nipples FTW!

        No…wait…I need to take my medication again.

        Reply

        • Admiral Chief Groot Wors

          July 12, 2013 at 13:55

          Hairy? Darryn?

          Reply

          • Andre116

            July 12, 2013 at 13:59

            Couple of stray hairs just around the nipples.

  15. Admiral Chief Groot Wors

    July 12, 2013 at 12:58

    (.)(.)

    Reply

    • Unavengedavo

      July 12, 2013 at 13:09

      Reply

      • Weanerdog

        July 12, 2013 at 14:19

        And a couple of great tits

        Reply

  16. Mark Treloar

    July 12, 2013 at 13:00

    Like your cat

    Reply

    • OVG

      July 12, 2013 at 13:13

      It is not a grumpy one, that is for sure ๐Ÿ˜‰

      Reply

      • Mark Treloar

        July 12, 2013 at 13:14

        no but he is temperamental and violent.

        Reply

  17. CrasH

    July 12, 2013 at 13:01

    why you in the Corner… don’t you know?

    No one put baby in the corner. (i know i just showed my age)

    Reply

  18. Admiral Chief Groot Wors

    July 12, 2013 at 13:05

    So wait, the boobs are so awesome that they radiate their own light???

    O_O

    Good grief

    Reply

  19. OVG

    July 12, 2013 at 13:09

    Purrrrrrrrrr purrrrrrr purrrrrrrr wink wink

    Reply

    • OVG

      July 12, 2013 at 13:09

      I know that cat is Darryn in disguise.

      Reply

  20. Vampyre Squirrel

    July 12, 2013 at 13:19

    Thanks for the trolling image Zoe! And no that’s not a complaint… except for the Mac ๐Ÿ˜›

    Reply

  21. Lardus

    July 12, 2013 at 13:23

    How is Barman determined? I have never known…

    Reply

  22. Lardus

    July 12, 2013 at 13:23

    How is Barman determined? I have never known…

    Reply

    • Admiral Chief Groot Wors

      July 12, 2013 at 13:26

      Barman brings drinks. Batman fights crime

      Reply

      • Lardus

        July 12, 2013 at 13:34

        Grrr Batman, how is Lazy Gamer Batman determined…gues who has drinking on the brain today!

        Reply

        • Admiral Chief Groot Wors

          July 12, 2013 at 13:35

          Batman is decided by the writer who gets the most action (online) on the Lagz server

          Reply

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            July 12, 2013 at 13:45

            That sounds a bit dodgy…

          • Zoe

            July 12, 2013 at 14:01

            it is dodgy – it’s a conspiracy!!

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            July 12, 2013 at 14:05

            And you keep getting conspired out of the running some how… SUSPICIOUS!

            #LGilluminati

          • Lardus

            July 12, 2013 at 14:04

            Like most articles? Most total comments? Make it clearer than the Johny Black I so crave today!

          • Admiral Chief Groot Wors

            July 12, 2013 at 14:13

            Traffic per writer per week

          • Gavin Mannion

            July 12, 2013 at 14:32

            Batman is our custom in house analytics software. It has a really complicated algorithm that checks how many hits you get plus comments excluding certain things.. it’s far too complicated to explain in the comments (or in other words I can’t remember what I coded it to do)

          • Lardus

            July 12, 2013 at 14:37

            Aaah thanks. Now I understand.

          • Sageville

            July 12, 2013 at 15:06

            In other words…Rock, Scissors, Paper, Lizard, Spock?

    • Admiral Chief Groot Wors

      July 12, 2013 at 13:26

      Barman brings drinks. Batman fights crime

      Reply

  23. Happy Hamster

    July 12, 2013 at 13:24

    Ok Im Back what i miss

    Oh and this is on the cats mind

    Reply

    • Sageville

      July 12, 2013 at 15:04

      Or maybe…

      Reply

  24. Happy Hamster

    July 12, 2013 at 13:24

    Ok Im Back what i miss

    Oh and this is on the cats mind

    Reply

  25. Andre116

    July 12, 2013 at 13:32

    My oh my…that is one lovely looking pussy…cat.

    Reply

  26. Anon A Mouse

    July 12, 2013 at 13:39

    Why isn’t there a least comment of the week section? Or am I going blind?

    Reply

    • Vampyre Squirrel

      July 12, 2013 at 13:46

      You’re not going blind… unless of course we’re both going blind

      Reply

    • Andre116

      July 12, 2013 at 13:48

      American government deleted it because someone said something anti-american in the comments…and why are there people in black suits getting out of the electrician truck parked across the street and walking towards me.

      Reply

      • Zoe

        July 12, 2013 at 15:00

        yes… yes, that’s the reason. these are not the comment sections you’re looking for.

        Reply

  27. Umar Kiiroi Senk?

    July 12, 2013 at 13:54

    Tattoo reminds me of Rood Inverse

    Reply

  28. Sageville

    July 12, 2013 at 14:57

    Technically Topless?? I feel so cheated!

    You have to use far too much imagination to get any satifaction fromn that image, so in reply, I too got totally nekkid, you know, just for the ladies, Enjoy!

    Reply

    • Zoe

      July 12, 2013 at 15:00

      nice elbow cleavage!

      Reply

      • Sageville

        July 12, 2013 at 15:01

        Hey! I’m up here lady!

        Reply

        • Zoe

          July 12, 2013 at 15:05

          objectification: just deal with it

          Reply

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