Home The good the bad and the ugly of the past week–03 July 2015

The good the bad and the ugly of the past week–03 July 2015

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Three fluffy cats on a white background.

July? JULY YOU SAY? Where did the year go? We’re closing in on Christmas already! PREPARE YOURSELF FOR UNNECESSARY EARLY FESTIVE DECORATIONS AND BONEY M ON LOOP AT YOUR NEAREST MALL. Ha, told my therapist I wasn’t overly dramatic!

Best Stories

I loved the The Last of Us, so imagine my excitement at hearing Nolan North casually confirmed a sequel. Hooray, more pallet guiding and giraffe stroking (perhaps). Oh, and surviving those damn infected freaks. I can’t wait!

In other good news, The Dark Souls series has sold over 8 million copies! Geez, it looks like lots of people enjoy being killed over and over again!

Lastly, the Dota 2 International prize pool has passed the $15 million mark. The Mehba tournament is going to be HUGE!

Worst Stories

Do you like Scrolls, the Hearthstone competitor made by Mojang? Enjoy it while you can, because apparently the game has reached a point where it can no longer sustain development. What about split-screen and LAN support in Halo, do you like it? Looks like it will be missing from Halo 5. Geez Microsoft, are you done taking away things from us this week?

Warner are also doing things wrong this week. Apparently they knew about Arkham Knight’s poor PC port for months!

Random Stories

Fallout 4 is coming, and with it, a plethora of new cosplay. Did you see Fallout cat? There’s nothing cuter!

Zoe bought back some childhood loot from her home in MURICA. We all want it, so so badly! Rumour has it she has it all locked away in a vault, protected by vicious, laser beam wielding cats. Damn… it’s safe forever I guess.

Oh and in case you missed it, this is what a realistic Mario game would look like. GAH imagine he was that real?

Header of the Week


Oh Darryn you rascal. I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE!

Most Improved Photoshop of the Week


Can you believe it? Zoe did some photoshop this week, and none of our eyes started bleeding. AMAZING!

ION of the Week


I’m pretty sure I would be murdered by the lot of you if I chose something else over this awesome piece of cosplay Darryn chose for Monday. That and Gavin loves Harley, almost as much as I love having a job.

Most Comments

70 comments on this article… IS THAT ALL? What a bunch of lazy gamers you are. Senpai expects more hard work next week!

Least Comments

Hey, Evo 2015 is going to be HUGE! Apparently none of you care though, except for Hammersteyn, who got all excited thinking the article was about Evopoints, and summoned a bunch of spam comments in the process.

Batman of the Week


Batman reviewed Batman this week, and then he went on to be the Batman of the week. BATCEPTION? Well done Darryn!

Cabbage of the Week

Literally me

Do you really need me to tell you? Look at that sad face. IT’S ME!

Comment of the Week

Not just comment of the week, but commenter of the week! marie_machov was kind enough to slap her feedback on just about every single damn article this week (you can thank Hammersteyn for summoning her). For some reason, she left the same message every single time:

????????????? Join it , Now….its Real And Trustable.. MAKE M0NEY AT Your H0ME 88$ pr H0UR.?. Marina . although Ashley `s report is terrific, on tuesday I got a great Lotus Carlton after having made USD 6753 this-past/five weeks an would you believe ten-grand last-m0nth . without a doubt its the best-work Ive ever done . I started this 6 months ago and pretty much straight away was bringing h0me at least USD 83 per/hr ….

*grabs popcorn*

Bonus Content

Darryn couldn’t decide which of these he prefers. Maybe you can help him decide? We’re all pretty sure the first video is an accurate representation of Geoff on a good day…

Sometimes I think I’ve failed as a writer, then I remember stuff like this exists, and just like that, I have hope again.



Last Updated: July 3, 2015


  1. The weekend is so close, I can almost taste it!

    Complimentary Friday GIF


    • Admiral Chief's Adventure

      July 3, 2015 at 12:34

      My daughter has a dwarf hamster, and this gif is beyond entertaining


      • oVg "I hate Portals" - Geralt

        July 3, 2015 at 12:36

        Never toss a dwarf hamster


      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        July 3, 2015 at 12:40

        *giant miniature space hamster


    • oVg "I hate Portals" - Geralt

      July 3, 2015 at 12:34

      Marina will still be working 🙂


  2. Hammersteyn

    July 3, 2015 at 12:32

    FFS she won’t leave me alone!


  3. Admiral Chief's Adventure

    July 3, 2015 at 12:33

    Even Matty confirms that it is a MEHBA


    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      July 3, 2015 at 12:37

      Don’t you mean…Mehtty?


  4. Hammersteyn

    July 3, 2015 at 12:35

    • oVg "I hate Portals" - Geralt

      July 3, 2015 at 12:35

      He drinks Bat Blood for breakfast. Winner.


  5. Alien Emperor Trevor

    July 3, 2015 at 12:37

    Damn it! I wanted to see @disqus_skMjf7V9ps:disqus eating his skin flakes.


    • oVg "I hate Portals" - Geralt

      July 3, 2015 at 12:47

      Ill keep them for later 😉


    • RinceThis

      July 3, 2015 at 13:45

      0_O Why you say that?! I have to see him tomorrow!


      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        July 3, 2015 at 14:05


  6. Hammersteyn

    July 3, 2015 at 12:37

    LOL Angry Boss!


  7. RinceThis

    July 3, 2015 at 13:40

    Oh man, Trevor is going to be pissed he didn’t win comment of the week… Instead BananaJim did! *RUNS


  8. RinceThis

    July 3, 2015 at 13:41

    I have to say I am content with leaving the story of TLOU alone! We don’t need a second! I suppose they could call it the ‘Final Last of Us’?


  9. Lardus-Resident Perve

    July 3, 2015 at 13:59

    Lol, that Batman pic!


  10. Kensei Seraph - Terran Ghost

    July 3, 2015 at 14:05

    Congrats finishing your demon summoning course @hammersteyn:disqus.


  11. Lord Chaos

    July 3, 2015 at 15:53

    Hush you, it’s my b-day in 6 days.
    And then it’s merry hex-mas to all


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