The Super Lazygamer Rocket League Championship: store at VROOM temperature!

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When we started The Super Lazygamer Rocket League Championship, we swore we would not lose. Heck, how could we? By the power of shoddy gaming journalism, we could type up whatever we want, claiming that we are rocket gods among cars, and nobody would ever have the guts to question these wild claims. Except, we aren’t like that. Sometimes, it’s good to have a slice or five of humble pie, and I tell you, we haven’t stopped eating since our dramatic loss yesterday. We went up against TUBE in three epic games, and… we lost.

OH THE HORROR AND SHAME! Hand me some more pie Sandy, I have not yet had my fill. Oh, and while you’re at it, take that beer away from Gavin. Pie and beer don’t make for a good combo in excess.

Well played TUBE. Remember though, we are not out just yet – we will fight through the lower bracket just so we can have our revenge in the grand final. WE SHALL RESTORE OUR HONOUR AND RECLAIM OUR DIGNITY!

Anyways, drama aside, this whole tournament isn’t just about us of course. What else happened over the past week? Let’s take a look at the bracket:



The upper bracket is pretty much done now. The only bout left is between TUBE and Zara’s Angels – the winner goes through to the grand final!

The lower bracket is still nice and open. Many games need to take place before it is determined which team will be bumped up back to the upper bracket to face the winner of TUBE and Zara’s Angels. Who will it be? Lazygamer All Stars of course!

These are the games that will be taking place over the next few days:

  • Lazier Gamers Vs Tjoekies
  • Lazygamer Sans Frontiers Vs G3AR
  • Team Rocket Vs theScrublords
  • The Pattyrollers Vs Winner of AO (still awaiting this result)

With rAge taking place this weekend, don’t worry, I’m being a little less strict on match deadlines. As always, I will send out emails to relevant parties to ensure the matches take place.

I am hoping that closer to the conclusion of the tournament, we will be able to stream some of the games. I would love for everybody to cheer their favourite team on to victory!

Otherwise, I hope you’ve all been having fun. I will have an update next week with the next round of games that need to take place.

Last Updated: October 8, 2015

Matthew Figueira

Defence of the Ancients? More like Defence of the cabbages! Have you seen my head? I look like a Merino Sheep on pole. NO SHANGE only SHAPPIES! :D

  • That first game o.O we had to block 3 air flyers to the goal within the first minute.

    • Alessandro Barbosa

      I literally jumped out my seat in joy with that last minute goal XD Your goalkeeping skills were godly

      • 2 seconds left on the clock and we screw up, the stress and focus was unreal xD

      • VampyreSquirrel

        You should have heard our Skype chatter all the way through the match lol

        • Watch out they know what they are doing!…no they don’t… YES THEY DO! crap crap crap DEFEND! BLOCK! FLY YOU FOOLS!

          Something like that?

          • VampyreSquirrel

            Yeah that pretty much sums it up.

  • Alien Emperor Trevor

    *Rocket Chariots of the Gods. opportunity missed.

  • Alien Emperor Trevor

    Go CHOOB! You dehydrated the porras, no more vinegar, only salt!

    • I was expecting about the same match as we had with SA Gamer… we hugely underestimated the situation xD

    • Antonia Pagan

      Work at H ome~Follow this guide to make $97/hour…I just purchased themselves a McLaren F1 when I got my check for $19993 this past 4 weeks and just over 17 thousand lass month . this is really the nicest-work Ive had . I began this 10-months ago and straight away sta.rted making more than $97… p/h .learn the facts here now .
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  • Yay! no game till next week. WARFRAME ALL WEEKEND!!!!

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      Farm Sim 2015 😉

    • Grand Admiral Chief


  • VampyreSquirrel

    Was one hell of a match Lazygamer All Stars… but you guys can get in the f’ing sea for now.

    • Grand Admiral Chief


  • DragonSpirit009

    I seriously wish I could see all this action!

    • Here is a little highlight vid of our game against SA Gamer. As for last nights game, I was so emotionally scarred after the first match I forgot to save the replays 🙁

      • Grand Admiral Chief


        • I have evil plans for the vid against D and Geoff muhahahaha

          • Lulz. That’s was our first (and thus far, still last) game ever. 😀
            We rule at practicing.

          • I am either going to point out that grammar mistake or link the scores again 😛

          • No need to link. Eleven Nil. Twice. No shame.

          • Grand Admiral Chief

            Masehare. TWICE?

          • VampyreSquirrel

            When are you guys taking G3ar on? I’ll come spectate and cheer you guys on

          • Next week sometime.

          • VampyreSquirrel


      • DragonSpirit009

        Damn that looks so fun! Wish I could play! But I’m like always busy!

  • Grand Admiral Chief


  • VampyreSquirrel

    Wow… we still have to wait a while to play our game after Zara’s Angels… there’s 10 Games and THEN the “Grand” final. O.o

    • You mean final now and exhibition match to the lost winners after the Zara’s game… *runs

      • VampyreSquirrel

        Yes that.

  • Jak

    Our team would have loved to enter this championship but never knew about it! We won the SA Gamer League. Would like to play a friendly against the semi finalists sometime. You guys keen? 🙂

    • Daniel Dennison

      Hi Jak, our team is very keen to play against you. If u wouldnt mind shooting us a date of when and where plz. My gamer tag is DanDee057. thanks

  • Daniel Dennison

    Zara demands another sacrifice >:D

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