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The Xbox One hate has spawned these great images

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A few weeks ago I was quite jealous of one of our friends who appeared to have the perfect job fronting PR for the upcoming Xbox release. A new console launch is a hugely exciting time for the gaming industry but then Microsoft had that event… and since then the sheer level of hate being levelled against all Xbox employees is astounding.

But in the midst of all this hate there is also a glimmer of entertainment. Granted it’s totally at the expense of Microsoft, but still I thought these images were fantastic.

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Thanks to the crusaders at Neogaf for the images.


And some from our awesome readers



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Last Updated: May 28, 2013


  1. Admiral Chief Commander

    May 28, 2013 at 11:18

    hehehe, did you hear that sound? that is the impending implosion building up


  2. Umar No Shana

    May 28, 2013 at 11:21

    My favorite one


    • MieLLiePaP

      May 28, 2013 at 11:40

      lol! that was flippen Funny 😛


    • Rince an repeat

      May 28, 2013 at 11:40



  3. Ultimo_Cleric_N7

    May 28, 2013 at 11:24

    One more excuse to but a PS4
    One of the worst launches ever.
    One account to play games on.
    One – the amount of days given before you need to log in to authenticate your games YOU BOUGHT.
    It all adds up to ONE BIG BLUNDER.


  4. Hillbilly gamer

    May 28, 2013 at 11:29

    Aaah…Feel the hate.


  5. HvR

    May 28, 2013 at 11:31

    My three favourites:


    • Rince an repeat

      May 28, 2013 at 11:41



  6. Umar No Shana

    May 28, 2013 at 11:37

    Funniest pic of all


    • Tasty peas mixed with porridge

      May 28, 2013 at 12:08

      LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT PIECE OF MANDATORY SHIT AT THE TOP OF THE CONSOLE that will add another R3000 to the overall price.

      FUK DAT


      • Umar No Shana

        May 28, 2013 at 12:14

        Ugly to ain’t it? Represents America perfectly.

        Fat, ugly and watches too much TV.


        • Tasty peas mixed with porridge

          May 28, 2013 at 12:17

          Bwahahahaha Ohhhhh low blow :p
          Explaines why they are pumping SPORT. Do not forgget that that long bar at the bottom of the HOME page is going to be used for dial up Domino pizza. AMERICA ONLY.


          • Garry

            June 19, 2013 at 21:32

            Oh sweet! Dial-up Domino Pizza!

  7. HvR

    May 28, 2013 at 11:46

    comment from on of the revel spoofs: “xbone is like being in the movies with your phone switched on”


    • Tasty peas mixed with porridge

      May 28, 2013 at 12:15

      The XBOX ONE will be the new water cooler.

      WTF? These people are DOFF


  8. fred

    May 28, 2013 at 12:00

    Please don’t kick a console lying down.


  9. Tasty peas mixed with porridge

    May 28, 2013 at 12:04




  10. Tasty peas mixed with porridge

    May 28, 2013 at 12:12

    They can shove the mandatory Stanly Kubrick Brick 2 up their Green poop holes…

    not sideways either.


    • Tasty peas mixed with porridge

      May 28, 2013 at 12:12



  11. Xelus

    May 28, 2013 at 12:35

    I’d just like to know , who took a dump in Microsoft’s coffee the morning they had the idea to make the Xbox like this?


    • M4cr0ss

      May 28, 2013 at 13:11

      This stuff isn’t nearly as funny as it is sad, I am a massive XBOX fan and have never had any problems with MS in general.

      I got one of the first XBOX ver released and I think the PROD made me a bigger fan in a certain sense, that sinking feeling when you see the red ring, and then the hope and sincere prayer while you wait for the towel trick to do its physics defying magic, and finally, the elation of it actually working again and getting to play one more session of GOW.

      I got a XBOX PROD swap out from MS without any lip from them, and won another one from MS at BT games during Halo 3 launch. I still have the console MS swapped out for the problematic one, and together we have defeated evil, saved galaxies and won world wars countless times.

      I hate the fact that MS is turning in to everything that everyone has told me they are, and I resent the fact that I will have to become a PS gamer, and to add insult to injury, I have years of “told you so’s” to look forward to from PS playing friends.

      Anyway, now that I got that off of my chest, at least I now have a reason to knock back a couple of beers tonight.


      • Danny

        May 29, 2013 at 02:44

        It’s all good though, you’ve seen the light and and error of your ways and are man enough to admit the mistake you made. I Better preorder that PS4 coz if there was a chance of a shortfall in production for release there is sure to be one now the X1 has been revealed. Worrying thing is M$ already tried the TV thing with Media Centre on Windows and that was shit, never “took over the living room” because it recorded what it fancied not what I told it to. Now if I could just find my Start button….


  12. undercoverMunky

    May 28, 2013 at 14:32

    Am I the only one who noticed the “Che Guerrero” and not “Che Guevara”?


    • Yobokkie

      May 28, 2013 at 14:46

      No but I think they meant the bad-ass guy from Human Target. Or maybe a fusion of Che Guevara and him, because that would be like the ultimate nerdy BA.


  13. Jakal

    May 29, 2013 at 10:17

    Wow, this is fantastic!hahahaha


  14. noone

    May 29, 2013 at 18:34

    Sadly, the most pre-ordered console ever.


  15. Nole

    June 1, 2013 at 01:15

    “2001: A Space Odyssey” reference


    • Nole

      June 1, 2013 at 01:17

      Picture here:


  16. Nenuuael

    June 18, 2013 at 01:59

    Too funny. great pics.


  17. Dan

    June 20, 2013 at 22:07

    Personally, I say the best way to fight Xbox 1 is to go ahead and let the Kinect film you. However, every day for random intervals and at random times, everyone just sits down and stares straight in to the camera while masturbating with the most straight, dead-pan looking face they can muster.. Better yet, since it’s suppose to track how you react to various shows and gameplay, everyone should have a show on like Barney or something similar.

    Let’s see how fast they stop collecting data then!


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