This is Sniper Elite 3

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While I’m still a few days away from reviewing Sniper 3, I can at least give you interested would-be marksmen a glimpse into what the game is actually like. Namely horrifically realistic violence counter-balanced to the yakkety-sax tune of the Benny Hill theme. Which makes all those death rattles slightly less unnerving.

Apologies for the glitch from the 21 second to 38 second mark. My current work PC refuses to recognise that content, and will soon be marched to the barracks wall, blindfolded, given a final cigarette and then filled with enough lead to give an alchemist an erection.

Sniper Elite 3 is more than just sniping by the way. A lot more, when compared to the previous game. Expect a review soon as you watch what can only be described as head trauma pornography.

Last Updated: June 30, 2014

Darryn Bonthuys

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