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Twilight : New Moon – the Video Game

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If you haven’t figured it out yet, two thirds of us here at Lazygamer are anti-fans of Twilight. While we’re not going to point fingers at our obviously effeminate colleague, we are going to take every possible opportunity to poke fun at the books, films and their lunatic fandom.

What you’ll find after the jump is what would undoubtedly be printed on the instruction manual for a game based on the latest Twilight film, New Moon. This would, naturally, be one where that emo, vegetarian, sparkly fairy Edward would be the protagonist – Although I’d really prefer one where he were the recipient of my stake. To the heart, people. ..and they say I’m the one with the dirty mind.


Source : ZanyPickle

Last Updated: February 9, 2010


  1. Bonk

    February 9, 2010 at 16:10

    It has to be Nick


    • Nick de Bruyne

      February 9, 2010 at 16:46

      It is lol. Geoff and Lazygamer hate on me because I don’t hate on Twilight. I don’t love it, I just don’t hate it enough for those two lol.

      I will get my revenge though


      • Bonk

        February 10, 2010 at 12:45

        I just new it was you lol


  2. Kaaah

    April 26, 2010 at 18:14

    :w00t: LAWL :w00t: This is perhaps one of the most wonderful depictions of fagpires (that is, a vampire who sparkles) in action I have ever seen.

    Good work.

    *Shakes hand* Doctor.


  3. Adolph Visagie

    April 26, 2010 at 21:38



  4. holly j

    June 9, 2010 at 02:26

    you people make me sick twilight is the best movie ever and you all can go jump of a bridge i hate you :angry:


  5. Gavin Mannion

    June 9, 2010 at 06:27

    hmm are you my wife in disguise? She also loves Twilight and hates me..

    I blame Edward… bloody twinkly fool


  6. Nic

    June 11, 2010 at 04:53

    Geoff, you’re just jealous you can’t twinkle! :devil:


  7. Geoffrey Tim

    June 11, 2010 at 08:27

    Yeah, but glitter’s pretty cheap and easy to come by ;P


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