If you haven’t figured it out yet, two thirds of us here at Lazygamer are anti-fans of Twilight. While we’re not going to point fingers at our obviously effeminate colleague, we are going to take every possible opportunity to poke fun at the books, films and their lunatic fandom.
What you’ll find after the jump is what would undoubtedly be printed on the instruction manual for a game based on the latest Twilight film, New Moon. This would, naturally, be one where that emo, vegetarian, sparkly fairy Edward would be the protagonist – Although I’d really prefer one where he were the recipient of my stake. To the heart, people. ..and they say I’m the one with the dirty mind.
Source : ZanyPickle
Last Updated: February 9, 2010