Twilight : New Moon – the Video Game

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If you haven’t figured it out yet, two thirds of us here at Lazygamer are anti-fans of Twilight. While we’re not going to point fingers at our obviously effeminate colleague, we are going to take every possible opportunity to poke fun at the books, films and their lunatic fandom.

What you’ll find after the jump is what would undoubtedly be printed on the instruction manual for a game based on the latest Twilight film, New Moon. This would, naturally, be one where that emo, vegetarian, sparkly fairy Edward would be the protagonist – Although I’d really prefer one where he were the recipient of my stake. To the heart, people. ..and they say I’m the one with the dirty mind.

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Source : ZanyPickle

Last Updated: February 9, 2010

Geoffrey Tim

Editor. I'm old, grumpy and more than just a little cynical. One day, I found myself in possession of a NES, and a copy of Super Mario Bros 3. It was that game that made me realise that games were more than just toys to idly while away time - they were capable of being masterpieces. I'm here now, looking for more of those masterpieces.

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