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Wrestling isn’t wrestling

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When you think about, shows from the WWE, TNA and Ring Of Honour brands are balls-crazy events where oiled-up muscle men pound the living daylights out of one another on a weekly basis. It’s also at this point that a smartass will show up and tell you that “wrestling is fake”. Well no s*** Sherlock. Thing is, wrestling isn’t wrestling. Not in any way whatsoever. And that, is a fantastic concept.

At least that is, according to Hollywood’s Max Landis, as he examines the rise, fall, sledgehammer and Degeneration X-ing of WWE superstar Terra Ryzing AKA Hunter Hearts Helmsley AKA Triple H. Check it our below, and prepare to giggle:

I love me some good wrasslin’. It’s not the gaudy costumes, the ridiculous storylines or the steel chairs that grab me. It’s watching a quarter-ton man meat fly through the air with enough grace to break the laws of physics while putting themselves in some very real danger, that has me hooked. I mean, think about it: Good vs. Evil, it’s on several times a week and a show always ends with a cliffhanger.

Wrasslin’ is essentially a male soapie starring an undead preacher and a lumbering colossatron from india. And I wouldn’t have it any other way.

Last Updated: March 18, 2015

35 Comments

  1. Kromas is drunk with power!

    March 18, 2015 at 17:40

    Just so it at least gets a comment.

    I have commented. 🙂

  2. Hammersteyn

    March 18, 2015 at 17:43

    Attitude Era was the best and it was never as good as that again….. Still fun to watch though. We’re gonna watch Wrestlemania at the pub this year 😀

    • Skuifspeld

      March 18, 2015 at 20:44

      Let me know when you have the date, I definitely want to watch it this year!

  3. Lardus-Resident Perve

    March 18, 2015 at 17:46

    Great video haha

  4. Jonah Cash

    March 18, 2015 at 17:47

    Great video!! I actually knew a lot of the story 0-o!!! I blame the fact that I only had SABC 1,2,3 and E while I studied!! But this guy makes me miss it a lot!!

  5. Ryanza

    March 18, 2015 at 17:51

    The spandex of our lives.

  6. Pariah

    March 18, 2015 at 17:52

    Wrestling is dumber than soapies, and they’re completely retarded. Seriously, nobody should ever watch either. Trust me, your brain cells will thank you every time you turn that shit off.

    • Hammersteyn

      March 18, 2015 at 18:02

      • Pariah

        March 18, 2015 at 19:17

        He has stupid written all over his face. Point proven.

        • Brady miaau

          March 18, 2015 at 21:06

          Not that I like wrestling, but he has done some doccies, nothing to do with wrestling and actually came across as quite personable and affable. Not stupid at all.

      • Skuifspeld

        March 18, 2015 at 20:47

        ‘Cause Stone Cold SAID SO!

        • Hammersteyn

          March 19, 2015 at 07:37

          XD

    • Mark Treloar

      March 18, 2015 at 18:25

      Bur what will the in-breeders do for fun then?

  7. Ryanza

    March 18, 2015 at 18:05

    Wrestling.

  8. hairyknees

    March 18, 2015 at 18:07

    Hahaha this video was amazing xD

    • Hammersteyn

      March 18, 2015 at 18:16

      Agreed, Liked, Subscribed.

      • The D

        March 18, 2015 at 18:51

        Watch his video on the death and return of Superman. You’ll crack yourself with laughter.

        • Hammersteyn

          March 18, 2015 at 19:17

          Will do 😀

        • Hammersteyn

          March 19, 2015 at 07:54

          Loved this video

    • Skuifspeld

      March 18, 2015 at 21:12

      Brilliant! Kudos for posting this! This post deserves Batman of the week. If you don’t agree, you can SUCK IT! 🙂

  9. Hammersteyn

    March 18, 2015 at 18:09

    17:15 onwards is so funny!

  10. HvR

    March 18, 2015 at 19:26

    Who remembers the Truth Commission.

    • Hammersteyn

      March 18, 2015 at 20:46

      Bwahahahaha!

    • Skuifspeld

      March 18, 2015 at 20:47

      Ah man, I was so happy that there were South Africans on WWE but did they really have to go with this gimmick?

      • HvR

        March 19, 2015 at 01:14

        Hate to break it to you but except for the main guy/manager they weren’t South African.

        The main guy was an South African actor that played the bad guy in B-rate movies, like the low budget Arnold Vosloo.

        I specifically remember him from old Afrikaans TV series called Vyfster.

        • Skuifspeld

          March 19, 2015 at 12:22

          That makes sense and explains why only one of them ever spoke with his lekker accent. Thanks for the memory!

  11. Aries

    March 18, 2015 at 20:10

    Funny Video, but cool story

  12. Mossel

    March 19, 2015 at 07:27

    This is NOT wrasslin!!!

  13. Marcus

    March 19, 2015 at 07:59

    Nope.

  14. ReaperOfSquirrels

    March 19, 2015 at 08:27

    Where the hell did that guy find those crazy freaking women?

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