WWE 2K15’s entire roster revealed

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Welcome to the longest running episodic website in history folks. We’ve got a slobber-knocker of a main event for you tonight, when the lean mean selfie machine known only as Geoff takes on the typo terror we like to call The D. Blood! Violence! Attitude! Lawsuits! None of these characters will be in the final game!

If you had the cash to splash, you would have most likely spent the wee early hours of the weekend watching the annual Summerslam event. Before that beach-themed brawl for it all kicked off, there was the usual amount of pre-show access, with the WWE 2K15 roster being revealed. Here’s the entire list of dozens of wrasslers via WWE:

  • Bray Wyatt
  • Cesaro
  • Hulk Hogan
  • John Cena
  • Roman Reigns
  • Sting
  • Sting (Retro)
  • Chris Jericho
  • Dolph Ziggler
  • Fandango
  • Sheamus
  • Big Show
  • Damien Sandow
  • Brock Lesnar
  • CM Punk
  • Triple H
  • Shawn Michaels
  • Goldust
  • Dean Ambrose
  • Batista
  • Jey Uso
  • Jimmy Uso
  • AJ Lee
  • Big E
  • Jack Swagger
  • Tyson Kidd
  • Darren Young
  • Rey Mysterio
  • Nikki Bella
  • Brie Bella
  • Titus O’Neil
  • The Rock
  • Hollywood Hulk Hogan
  • Seth Rollins
  • Kofi Kingston
  • R-Truth
  • Justin Gabriel
  • Randy Orton
  • Naomi
  • Daniel Bryan
  • Xavier Woods
  • The Miz
  • Tamina
  • Rob Van Dam
  • “Stone Cold” Steve Austin
  • Erick Rowan
  • Luke Harper
  • The Undertaker
  • Alberto Del Rio
  • Bad News Barrett
  • Booker T
  • Cameron
  • Cody Rhodes
  • Curtis Axel
  • Kane
  • Kevin Nash
  • Mark Henry
  • Natalya
  • Ric Flair
  • Ryback
  • Santino Marella
  • Summer Rae

That’s a plenty hefty roster already, and I’m quite keen to see an entire locker room of characters who actually look like their real-life counterparts, and not like a bunch of oiled-up action figures. That, and I need to recreate my custom wrestler. I call him the Wall Street Wrecker, a rich bastard who uses choke holds as hedge funds, invests in German suplexes and uses a deadly finishing move known as the Harumph.

There ain’t no getting back up from that King, there ain’t no getting back up.

Last Updated: August 18, 2014

Darryn Bonthuys

Word-slinger at Critical Hit. Inventor of the macho Swiss gym chocolate known as Testoblerone. That's...that's about it really.

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