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Xbox 360 Final Fantasy XIII on 3 Discs, PS3 Fans Point and Laugh

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Haha ha, you hapless disc-changing fools! Because of your poor choice of console you’re going to have to get up in the middle of your games to change discs, COMPLETELY RUINING whatever immersion you had in whatever game you were playing on your inferior Xbox. It was recently confirmed that the 360 id’s RAGE will ship on two discs – And honestly, who would rather have a stable frame-rate than not be burdened with the herculean nuisance of changing discs?

It seems that your woes are set to continue – and you greasy, Dorito-munching Xbots will have to move your fat assess off of your couches more often as the extra capacity afforded by Blu-Ray proves to have been a smart choice.

Final Fantasy XIII producer Yoshinori Kitase has confirmed that there’s just too much Final Fantasy to fit on one DVD – and he hopes to squeeze it down to three. That means Xbox owners will have to get up and change discs at least twice within 40 hours of gaming. Why even bother playing?

According to Kitsae “The 360 version and the PS3 version should be pretty much equal, both in terms of content and the visuals as well”

“Since the hardware is different, there might be some subtle differences if you compare screenshots side by side, but the team’s being very careful about the compression of the data and the visuals, so that it’s exactly the same on both.” Only the Xbox version is automatically rubbish because it comes on MORE THAN ONE DISC. Ha!

Blu-Ray – and, by association the PS3, is for champions. Xbox games come on multiple discs. And the machines overheat and die in a crimson fury, exactly what they deserve. PS3 owners – Please maintain that smug air of superiority. You deserve it.

Source : VG247

Last Updated: August 21, 2009


  1. Yeti

    August 21, 2009 at 13:56

    Ok so + – 40 hours of gaming. Beer to hourly gaming ratio = +- 4 bph (beers per hour) Pee to beer ratio = +- 1 to 3. Sooooooooo over 40 hours of gaming @ 4bph / 3 ppb = about 50 toilet breaks. Do you get man nappies with the PS3 version?


  2. Geoff

    August 21, 2009 at 13:58

    The PS3 version supplies you with everything you need, ever.

    The Xbox version gives you herpes.


  3. easy

    August 21, 2009 at 14:00

    hahaha ps3 noobs, i mean xbot noobs… no no ps3 noooo… ???

    ahhh geoff, i can seen through your clever veil of wit. i think 😉


  4. Flamebaitboy

    August 21, 2009 at 14:00

    You guys think you are being funny. But instead you end up looking so sad. The Xbox 360 is by far the superior console. The Live service is far superior than PSN that’s why Sony is giving it away for free. Don’t even try to argue. YOu will only lose.


  5. Yeti

    August 21, 2009 at 14:03

    Can you get herpes twice? I heard the ps3 version will cure herpes though.


  6. TheBeasht

    August 21, 2009 at 14:06

    Let’s wait for news about mandatory installs, then we’ll see who’s laughing. Ha!!


    • WitWolfyZA

      February 11, 2010 at 09:35

      Its been confirm no mandatory installs for FF13 on PS3


  7. Flamebaitboy

    August 21, 2009 at 14:08

    Exactly. We will only install the game if we WANT to, plus it will almost certainly be higher resolution on the 360 and have a better framerate.


  8. Geoff

    August 21, 2009 at 14:08

    I’d rather spend 30 minutes installing than 8 seconds changing discs ANY DAY.


  9. RSA-Ace

    August 21, 2009 at 14:13



  10. Flamebaitboy

    August 21, 2009 at 14:13

    No it GIVES sifilis.


  11. RSA-Ace

    August 21, 2009 at 14:13

    8 seconds is pretty quick… do you sit next to your console with the discs all laid out on the table?


  12. Geoff

    August 21, 2009 at 14:15

    In case you haven’t figured it out yet, I’m a ninja. :ninja: 😆


  13. Awie_is_n_Pirate

    August 21, 2009 at 14:15

    “Xbox gave me Aids, and then I touched my friend’s PS3 and I felt a pain in my bum”.

    Don’t forget the month you’ll have to wait for a replacement xbox, soon after you’ve just reached disk 2 and it RRODs. 😆


  14. Flamebaitboy

    August 21, 2009 at 14:17

    It’s only 8 seconds if there are no females visible in his field of vision, otherwise it’s about 10 seconds.


  15. Geoff

    August 21, 2009 at 14:19

    I tend to be done before I even get my socks off. :blush:


  16. easy

    August 21, 2009 at 14:28

    so eloquently put


  17. Flamebaitboy

    August 21, 2009 at 14:33

    At least Microsoft is upfront about the problems facing there console, nlike Sony.


  18. koldFU5iON

    August 21, 2009 at 14:45

    I see what you did there Geoff 😉

    anyways I just hope it’s not like the MGS4 Loading screens, in the time it took to load the next screen I managed to cook a 4 course meal hold a dinner party with friends, play some Gears on my XBOX. and before I went to bed the next MGS4 Level loaded so that I could save progress… personally I think it’d have been quicker to change disks … but hey that’s just me 😉


  19. ToOkieMoNstZA

    August 21, 2009 at 14:50

    meh? i wouldnt mind changing discs really… didnt phase me too much with final fantasy VII & VIII & IX … altho i did lose disc 2 to Final Fantasy IX… so like 1 disc would be more managable i rate. :shocked:


  20. krYtHan

    August 21, 2009 at 14:54


    Xbox noobs can suffer with their few seconds of swapping discs!


  21. Nick de Bruyne

    August 21, 2009 at 15:00

    You know what’s really annoying? Having to change discs every time I want to play a different game, I mean seriously? Why can’t they just release a Teal-Ray or a FadedSalmon-Ray that was like a gajibizillion TB’s so that everything in the world ever is on it, because the thought of getting off my couch at any point is just ridiculous.

    On that note, Lost Planet had multiple discs, but I didn’t even get to the second one, although once again I had to take the disc out to play a different game, it’s ridiculous to think what these companies expect from us these days.


  22. darthdad

    August 21, 2009 at 15:04



  23. Shaun

    August 21, 2009 at 15:05

    I know it’s off the point but any one remember loading games like Ultima 8 on your machine? It was like 12 stiffies or something. Or am I just showing my age….


  24. Geoff

    August 21, 2009 at 15:07

    I’ve had 12 stiffies today already.

    I remember games coming on 360kb floppies. :/


  25. darthdad

    August 21, 2009 at 15:15

    Me too, I grew up in the belief that the more floppies or stiffies the game was on the better it would be. Therefore the 360 version wil…………..oh shit! :pinch:


  26. spl0it

    August 21, 2009 at 15:27

    My neighbours PS3 got my dog pregnant :blink:


  27. WitWolfyZA

    August 21, 2009 at 15:35

    Stop laughing at us LOL


  28. easy

    August 21, 2009 at 15:46

    does a 3 and half inch stiffy beat a 5 and three quarter inch floppy?


  29. Geoff

    August 21, 2009 at 15:48

    Only in a game of tug-of-whore.


  30. Fox1

    August 21, 2009 at 15:49

    I wonder how long it will take to install 50gigs of Blu_Ray data :sleeping:

    Will the Blu-Ray laser survive? :tongue:


  31. easy

    August 21, 2009 at 15:50

    longer than most 360’s :biggrin:


  32. BOB

    August 21, 2009 at 15:55

    Hi my name is Gazza, er I mean Bob, I’ll happily come round to anyones house and change disc’s for them whenever needed, I’m always just a phone call away. All costs excluded.


  33. Ozzy

    August 21, 2009 at 15:55

    liar. it was YOU that got your dog pregnant. xbots are sick f*cks.


  34. Ozzy

    August 21, 2009 at 15:57

    they shouldnt have to be upfront, if they cared anything about producing a quality product. the 360 is a manufactured joke, and you flameboy are bill gates’ biggest gimp.


  35. Michael

    August 21, 2009 at 17:39

    Well for starters I own all 3 consoles XBox360, PS3 and Wii given the fact that PS3 has such a shabby line up of games none of which even take advantage of its power whilst XBox360 has in fact taken full advantage of, so who would I trust Sony that out right lied to its end user and still has not been able to produce that fantastic PlayStation site it promised Final Fantasy 13 is the only thing PS3 has going for it, I will suffer changing disks rather than subvert to a lying scoundrel any day, so yeah I paid $500.00 for a glorified BlueRay player called PS3 lucky me huh!


  36. eXp

    August 21, 2009 at 18:00

    At least you take your socks off :sick:


  37. Michael

    August 21, 2009 at 18:13

    Oh and do not even get me started on backwards compatibility Sony has in fact failed at even the simplest of things like rumble XBox360 yeah it’s in there, Sixaxis is there for what, to make a game that was fun to play a pain in the ass, Sony lost 10 Million excluding the rumble feature then to add insult to injury removed the emotion chip from it’s hardware only to emanulate it with software causing the PS3 to burp and chug along, whilst my XBox360 Elite did not come with a BlueRay player it out performs the PS3 hands down Sony owns the patent to BlueRay and is making end users pay through the nose for that format with the disk on average costing twice that of DVD’s, with developers leaving Sony like rats fleeing a sinking ship, Square Enix moving to XBox360 must of put the fear into Sony but the jury is still out on that one, say what you will about Microsoft I use Linux, until Sony gets with the program it’s XBox360 Elite yeah it’s in there!!!


  38. Michael

    August 21, 2009 at 18:49

    And now I will mention the Wii, I did not purchase the Wii for myself but for my children it is a fine console straight out of the box for pre-adolescent children and maybe some older teens if they are into the pastel world of Nintendo, I like action games and RPG’s after getting The Legend of Zelda (of which I LOVE) I found the controls lacking and hard to use, I found out why with Wii putting out the add on to bump up the signal from the controller those Black Knights just kept kicking my ass over and over again, as I was wondering were the hell is my curser so I can do that special move to take this Bast%rd out it was a hard fight to get to the end of Twilight Princess, with about 10 Million of these units sold to retirement homes it is a big hit with the older folks, but as I found out the low price to start out with is just that a starting point to play most older games you must purchase other controllers for most and can run the Wii’s cost to that of a PS3 and with a very small but solidstate hard drive the Wii is still a good and fun console to own


  39. darthdad

    August 21, 2009 at 19:53

    Thanks for that Michael. 🙂


  40. Shaun

    August 21, 2009 at 20:34

    Dude…you got way too much time on your hands. Get a frikin girlfriend!!!


  41. Shaun

    August 21, 2009 at 20:35

    Dude, you got way too much time on your hands. Get a Frikin girlfriend!


  42. 0rk0

    August 21, 2009 at 22:19

    Yes thanks for that Michael, now kindly take your meds…


  43. Marc

    August 22, 2009 at 06:16

    Quick question, can you not install the game to your hdd? Would that not mean that you do not have to get up to change the discs during gameplay, making this whole discussion mute?


  44. Milesh Bhana

    August 22, 2009 at 11:04

    you mean making the whole discussion “moot”.

    And no, install will still require you to insert the disk.

    Anyway, i’m not sure what the fuss is. We knew this game was never going to fit on 1 DVD. Rather a game with disc swops than a game that’s been gimped to fit on a single DVD. J-RPG fans have already dealt with this problem with Lost Oddeysey being 4 DVDs.


  45. Mark

    August 22, 2009 at 11:53

    a small cry for the xbox fans but atleast they get to play FF this time around.


  46. Faheem

    August 23, 2009 at 20:02

    Good lord I guess no matter how they cut it… this conversation is enough reason not to get the game… ever! :blink:


  47. Faheem

    August 23, 2009 at 20:04

    who even thinks of removing socks in winter… let ’em fester 😎


  48. WitWolfyZA

    August 24, 2009 at 07:21

    Well I for one is glad that FF is drawing closer… Seeing that’s its one of those few games that define “Next Gen”


    • Siliconqueen

      January 8, 2010 at 13:16

      Reading this was somewhat entertaining… once I got past the feeling of reading a journal entry from a spoiled child.

      As far as Specs go, I cant disagree that PS3 is far superior. However, at what cost? Personally, I have been a huge Sony fan since PS1. But, when the next-gen consoles came out, I found myself struggling to waste $500+ on a game system. I waited and waited for the prices to fall… but, I got fed up. I dont have my mommy and daddy to throw me allowance and hand me everything I want. I have to go for the better option. Years after buying my xbox360, I’m sold. 9 times out of 10 the graphics are better on 360(even though the ps3 has the capability to blow the 360 out of the water). XBL kicks PSN’s ass… Gamerscore ftw. Avatars make the dashboard way better than PS3.

      I’m sorry, but even to this day I cant find the confidence to waste $300 on a PS3. Rather than lowering the prices of the sytem, they do as Sony always does… repackage it with an added perk for the same(or slightly discounted) price.

      Now as for FFXIII and changing discs. Please… ’tis but a minor inconvenience. Think of it as a piss break in the middle of a long movie. I think that in a 40+ hour storyline, changing discs will be hardly noticeable… I actually prefer multiple discs because I feel like I’m getting more for my money. And, I like how it was mentioned that us “dorito-munching xbots” will have to get up off our fat asses to change the disc… How is this a bad thing? “Youre fat, now you get exercise… losers!”

      First off, doritos suck. Second, we will actually have to remove our asses from our seats and breathe real air for a few seconds, whilst PS3ers will continue to roast THEIR fat asses in their seats. Youre right… it sucks owning an xbox.

      Also, I must mention that Blu-Ray was not “chosen” by sony for PS3 because it was a better technology. It was inherited by PS3 because it was Sony’s patented technology. Microsoft was banking on HDDVD, which failed miserably and for good reason.

      So, regardless of the disc change(which is a childish attempt at a burn) PS3 has absolutely no benefit to XBOX360 in multi-platform games. As long as XBOX360 is around, PS3 will be limited to what the developers choose… which will alway be to release a “universal” copy, rather than 2.


  49. Bacon

    August 24, 2009 at 10:57

    Do you exchange stiffies too?


  50. Ouji-San

    August 24, 2009 at 13:54

    Is it me or is the Sony Fanboys the ones that cant have a Decent Sophisticated debate about the simplest of things?

    PS the guy that wrote that article So fucking what the Xbox will take more than 1 DVD to play some games.

    I have The following games (good example ones that is) that require Disc changing.

    Final Fantasy Vii (all the way till 9)
    Lost Oddesey (yes on xbox 360 only ) 4 DVD’s although I May not agree with how they packed them But I had no issues getting off my ass and inserting a Disc (save first).
    Etc etc

    I made coffee while I did it…

    What the PS3 users are saying to me is this

    PS3 Fanboys = Lazyassbitches :devil:

    fanbois will be Fanbois.


    • Shirrako

      November 14, 2009 at 02:05

      Ouji-san epic Xbox fanboy 😀

      ps3 sales beat xbox 360.
      thanks to PlayStation Slim Microsoft is fucked.
      i’l be like ouji-san xD
      Xbox 360 is a waste of money…..
      slim and 360 same price so i’d prefer to buy ps3 slim.


  51. Ouji-San

    August 24, 2009 at 13:56

    YOu guys were not so meh When FF13 wasnt a Sony Exclusive anymore…


  52. Ouji-San

    August 24, 2009 at 13:58

    WOW …you didn’t read did you? He bought a wii for his kids…

    Clearly Went passed his Virginity there Im sure..
    Or wait maybe he magically Gave birth to them


  53. Ouji-San

    August 24, 2009 at 13:59

    Oh I might Add that I forgot to read the title of this blog…

    FF13 on 3 DVD’s Fuck that is impressive for me..
    Lost Oddesey being on 4 DVD’s although I blame the Devs on that one as I can’t remember which one but one of the Disc felt really short in comparison to other multiple disc’s.


  54. Geoff

    August 24, 2009 at 14:06

    Sarcasm is obviously not something you comprehend. The entire gist of the article is that swapping discs is a trivial matter. :angel:


  55. Ouji-San

    August 24, 2009 at 14:11

    when You say stuff like
    “Haha ha, you hapless disc-changing fools! Because of your poor choice of console you’re going to have to get up in the middle of your games to change discs, COMPLETELY RUINING whatever immersion you had in whatever game you were playing on your inferior Xbox.”

    Makes me think…

    Sad sad man doesn’t realize how stupid he sounds..

    And No i don’t take Sarcasm in like most to some ppl do I prefer straight forward thank you.


  56. Ouji-San

    August 24, 2009 at 14:11

    I cant edit (oh well) but what is Hapless



  57. Geoff

    August 24, 2009 at 14:18

    Hapless :
    unlucky; luckless; unfortunate.


  58. Ouji-San

    August 24, 2009 at 14:59

    Thanks.. :cheerful:

    I was thinking you were trying to say Helpless.

    Never heard the word hapless till now :biggrin:


  59. M@GE123

    August 24, 2009 at 17:16


    The guy who wrote this article is being so immature and childish! Grow up will you please! And act your age! Or are you really just a child pretending to be a grown person? Let me tell you something. If this was true – it aint helpin ! So please… if you are going to write an article, do it professionally and in a way so that some people wont think you are such a dumbass. Cause all I am seeing is fanboyin. :getlost: AND IT PI**ES ME OFF to see so much silly childish people defending the PS3 so much. I am a FARE person, meaning I like BOTH consoles (And is the reason I am writing this cause I am not a fanboy). And I have never in my life seen so much fanboying against the Xbox. So did Sony make the PS3 for overly-childish kids or what??? Thank you for reading this and have a nice life, hope you enjoy it.


  60. Nick de Bruyne

    August 25, 2009 at 01:15

    Ya’ll need to chill out and appreciate the humor of the article. It was written that way for a reason and it really does show how trivial the entire matter really is.


  61. Jesta ZX6R

    September 5, 2009 at 19:33

    I love the way that this little fanboy fight has suddenly switched to, ‘sarcasm’, honestly, what a wimpy ass scape goat. You defended your point for multiple posts, then when people who are clearly more informed and intelligent than those defending the PS3 starting picking faults and holes in both your console and post, and the general consensus of Xbox owners was ‘oh well, 3 discs, big whoop, should be a kick ass game then!’. Your such a douche and a coward, and by the fact that none of the PS3 owners can put up either a decent point or a longer post than half a sentence doesnt really give any evidence that they really have a clue, or brain capacity to be anything but sheep and just follow what the last person said. I dont care shit all about any console, its a medium for playing games on, its either good or bad, Id sooner play a game with a decent story than decent graphics, but PS3 doesnt have either, the PS3 frame rates are half what Xbox is and yet the PS3 is technically the more advanced system. If they actually bothered to make a game that made use of its hardware abilities then itd be a great performing console, but then theyd most likely run into hardware failures, perhaps a reason they havent. Developers ran the xbox on the red line since its release, and hence it over heated and graphics soldering came loose, x clamps warped hot PCBs etc, if theyd run it at 75% capability then it would neither be as graphically awesome or have over heating issues. Also since pretty much ever game that was meant to be a PS3 exclusive has become exclusive to Xbox or been available on both. Most of the developers cant be arsed with the PS3 architecture and hardware constraints, meaning eventually PS3 will have almost no one but themselves and EA making games for their system, even Square Enix (a sony games developer) has/is on about going to xbox instead.

    Ive owned systems since the Spectrum ZX, I loved the playstation when it came out, but it had no competition, the sega megadrive was 16bit and the PS was 32bit, then N64 came out and had a handful of good games on it, but was cut short by the PS2, which again was great, soon arrived the Xbox and stole scene for a mass of adult players with the fact its graphics were better than PS2, it offered some interesting unparalled, non linear plotted games (Jet Set Radio Future comes to mind first) aswell as having a man sized controller, and a controller cable that actually allowed you to sit more than a few feet from the TV screen, aswell as having a safety feature thatd pull out to stop people tripping over the lead and pulling the console off its perch. Hell, I havent been able to comfortably use a playstation controller since i was about 17, my hands wont fit on it and I have average male sized adult hands, I end up with my little pinkies hanging off the ends of the controller. Now we got a pair of consoles, one doesnt have blu ray, which no fucker cares about anyway cos the discs will set you back £20 each compared to the regular DVD flavour which is usually about £5-10 depending on store/promotions, and the other console doesnt have any half good releases on it, the developers dont want to work on games for it and the corporates cant be bothered to do shit with it either. Its come in on a high horse riding on the success of its previous consoles, which actually had ground breaking stuff worth buying them for, class leading graphics and fantastic storylines. On a rant about controllers while Im at it, the xbox has pressure sensitive triggers, whats the PS got? Fucking stupid bumpers only, how the fuck am I meant to play racing games to any degree of accuracy with that shit, No acceleration – Full acceleration, yeah thats just bloody tremendous, next gen console that cant even master a sodding controller. May aswell stick to a god damn Joy Stick!

    Anyways, Geoff, your a fucking retard, next time you want to put up a thread just fucking dont alright. No one wants to read your so called sarcasm (which is a blatantly bullshit get-out for being such a fuckwit)

    All the best to everyone else who isnt an obvious numb minded gayboy, sorry fanboy.


    • Gamer

      December 19, 2009 at 07:52

      Wow, are we writing essays in here?


  62. LazySAGamer

    September 6, 2009 at 06:49

    Uh was that entire post aimed at Geoff or were you talking to someone else as well?

    If it’s all aimed at Geoff may I suggest clicking on his name in the post and reading some of the other articles to get a more rounded view of his opinions?

    Much to his amusement he is not infact a PS3 fanboy and this article is chronically laced with sarcasm :ninja:


  63. ReAVeR

    September 6, 2009 at 13:16

    Never, in the history of the entire fucking universe, has so many idiots collectively not got a joke.


  64. Nick de Bruyne

    September 6, 2009 at 14:39

    “Have to get up in the middle of your games to change discs, COMPLETELY RUINING whatever immersion you had in whatever game you were playing on your inferior Xbox.” – See, its funny. Like ya know… how he makes it seem like changing discs, well… you know, ruins… eh nevermind.


  65. ReAVeR

    September 6, 2009 at 20:14

    Forget it, Nick. Just forget it.


  66. John

    September 7, 2009 at 19:10

    wow, I remember when it was just fun to play games. I wonder when the elitist nerd factions became so prominent.


  67. Geoff

    September 7, 2009 at 19:21

    I’d wager it really gained prominence in the late eighties with the 16 bit wars. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Console_wars#16-bit_era

    Thanks to the proliferation of the internet, it has degenerated significantly with each successive generation of consoles.


  68. Jesta ZX6R

    September 8, 2009 at 13:57

    Why would I care to bother doing that when this ones so crap? If its not useful information then why write an article?


  69. Steve

    September 17, 2009 at 21:16

    “the xbox has pressure sensitive triggers, whats the PS got? Fucking stupid bumpers only, how the fuck am I meant to play racing games to any degree of accuracy with that shit, No acceleration – Full acceleration, yeah thats just bloody tremendous, next gen console that cant even master a sodding controller. May aswell stick to a god damn Joy Stick!”

    The PS3 has pressure sensitive buttons… Every single one of them.

    I find the PS3 controller superior to the 360 controller.

    Yes, I own both consoles.

    Maybe you don’t, therefor feel shitted out, and have to cuss down the other console to make yourself feel as if you aren’t missing out on anything.

    Both consoles are equally as good as each other.

    PS: I prefer Blu-Ray over DVD.

    Makes a huge difference on a 40″ HDTV + Surround Sound.

    Sound quality is much better, same with picture quality.



    September 19, 2009 at 00:06

    :biggrin: LOL 3 DISCS


  71. Joshy

    December 14, 2009 at 22:16

    Well yea, the writer of this is a def fanboy, but the real main reason i am getting on ps3 vs my 360, multiple discs is multiple chances of one of the discs getting scratched, and bluray discs are scratch resistant, like teh iphone xD


    • LazySAGamer

      December 15, 2009 at 03:52

      Just wondering… are you saying Geoff is a PS3 fanboy or Xbox fanboy?

      We have a pot going and we need to make sure the correct writer wins 😉



    December 15, 2009 at 07:50

    Geoff has become a PS3 Fanboy. I heard he was axed from a popular xbox forum (where he was a moderator/administrator) for spreading PS3 propaganda in the shadows… where there is smoke…


    • Geoff

      December 15, 2009 at 08:35

      Don’t you know?

      I’m a huge solitaire fanboy. 😉


    • LazySAGamer

      December 15, 2009 at 13:59

      To be fair that forum was the first major console gaming site in the country so being a member doesn’t make you a Xbox fan straight off the bat… virtually all the PS3ZA founding forum members were Xbxo 360 forum members at the same time 😛

      But yeah please vote for Geoff as a PS3 fanboy.. I want to win


  73. Super_Bonk

    December 15, 2009 at 09:38

    Geoff is a fanboy of boobs and carebears ^_^


  74. Bobby Kotick wants you to buy Tony Hawk Ride

    December 15, 2009 at 12:27

    Oh my god, after reading some of the comments, I can reach no other conclusion… that the current crop of gamers are functionally illiterate retards, who exist in strictly boolean terms.

    It’s either, xbox = bad, thus Ps3 = good, or xbox = good, thus PS3 = bad.

    Pathetic… I blame our education system. Seriously kids, this is just embarrassing.


  75. Seraph

    December 29, 2009 at 19:52

    Awww, did the joke hurt Xbox fan boy’s feelings?

    Chill. Or not. Either way, your comments are funny as hell. :w00t:


  76. krYtHan

    December 29, 2009 at 20:03

    This article makes me giggle. The comments are comedy gold.


  77. Hate all of you

    January 14, 2010 at 04:31

    These comments make me want to quit video games forever. Did something make you stupid or have you just been this way all of your lives.

    Google satire please.


  78. Hate all of you

    January 14, 2010 at 04:32

    f this


  79. agz

    January 14, 2010 at 11:18

    ok first and formost doritos are awsome. second of all how can you cosider yourself a hardcore gamer w/o having all 3 next gen systems? the whole consule loyalty thing is just beyond me, at no point during my playing of fallout 3 did i i say ” oh wait this game suck cuz i got the ps3 version instead of the xbox 360 version.” there is a good reason to buy every one: zelda: twilight princess, super mario bros. wii(“cuz if you dont like mario then fuck you.”-ricky bobby)and metriod prime are all instant classics you cant play if you dont have a wii. the halo series was prolly the best fps ever made (yes modern warfare 2 is super pimp but its not exclusive so it doesnt help me make my point XD),plus i feel the 360 has the best consule for pc interaction for playing downloaded media from pc to your tv imo and btw’s the recently dubbed game of the year was a ps3 exclusive( uncharted 2: among thieves) plus dude it comes w/ a blu ray player,and free online play. third of all to the ppl who ragged on the articles writer get a sence of humor it was funny,dont get mad just cuz you have to change disks on your xbox copy of FF13 more times then some one playing eye of the beholder 2 on an amiga 500 lol (yeah i got one of them too and dont even get me started on the whole mac vs pc thing its the same damn thing a w/ different OS{and to pc loyal: mac users can run windows they just dont want too fyi})forth of all: SICLICONQUEEN! DORITOS ARE AWSOME!!!!!! and a ps3 is not a waste of $300 anymore than a xbox 360 is. they are toys and if you can not AFFORD your toys then perhaps you should be working and not playing.(that was a grown up burn btw)Finaly, while im ranting online i’d like to say one more thing:remake FF7, one of the best games ever made, plz.pretty plz, your guys remade just about every other one, so come on, my $60 is ready and waiting. I have now officaily ended the consule wars stop bloging and go buy the system you dont have and have fun.except for siliconqueen whos a dorito hater, but i still respect for voicing his opionion intelegently./wink


  80. Rush

    January 21, 2010 at 08:02

    First time visiting this website, read this, never coming back


  81. Ruslan

    January 21, 2010 at 08:54

    Just curious as to whether copying the FFXIII discs to your HDD on the X360 will made disc swapping unnecessary? I think it worked for Lost Odyssey?


  82. Zi

    January 24, 2010 at 05:40

    i just found this site and just read this article written by a kids or immature adult…..great, now i need to block this web site.


  83. Nick de Bruyne

    January 24, 2010 at 13:29

    Lol, people still don’t get that this post is supposed to be funny.



    January 25, 2010 at 16:31

    Wow PS3 fanboy or what. I admit I’m buying FF13 on PS3 but it wouldn’t bother me having to swap the discs on my 360. FF7 and 8, two of my favs were 3 and 4 discs.

    Bitching about changing discs is just plain lazy.


    • Bobby Kotick dreamt of being a circus clown

      January 25, 2010 at 16:34

      lol, the post is satirical, it’s not meant to be taken seriously.


      • Geoff

        January 25, 2010 at 17:41

        I’m actually surprised how many people have taken the post at face value. It’s a little unnerving, to be honest.


        • easy

          January 25, 2010 at 18:04

          i’m surprised that you are surprised. 90% of the crap I spew on the internets is actually seriously, partly due to my skewed sense of humour and mostly due to peoples lack of humour.
          anything written can, and will be misconstrued… just take a look at the worlds best distributed book to see what I mean 😉


    • easy

      January 25, 2010 at 16:53

      “Bitching about changing discs is just plain lazy.”

      mate… look at the url. :dizzy:


  85. James

    January 30, 2010 at 09:46

    This is more biased than fox news. Way to insult people and look like a jerk! I can’t even trust whether it’s the same quality or not on both versions and will look at another article to confirm some minor facts. Also, changing discs isn’t such a bad thing. I don’t know why people have such a problem with it like they do.


  86. Mitas

    January 30, 2010 at 19:44

    Ha ha ha ha , what a great read… but whats more fking funny is these comments , hey lazy u should write a book called ” how fan boys lost their sense of humour – on a satrical article meant to poke fun at every1 ”
    But all en all , these Kak ppl that say they read 1 article and wont come back is just lame , if u haven noticed lazygamer is THE SHIT , updated like 8 times a day , best news and early previews with hands pn with red dead , that not even gamespot can get , all they get is to watch some1 else play …. pls grow a beard , some balls , pass high school , and wiki satrical , and then come back on monday for more TOP NOTCH news…..
    dickheads…. :angry:



    February 2, 2010 at 06:42

    wow what a fail of a post. who cares if u need to change a disc 2 times? ROFL. “That means Xbox owners will have to get up and change discs at least twice within 40 hours of gaming. Why even bother playing?”

    it takes literally only 10 seconds to change a disc and nobody is that lazy to not buy a game just having to change a disc. stop trying to put xbox down u ps3 fanboy. ps3 is good, but so is xbox. HAHAHAHA GEOFF U FAIL.


  88. Philip

    February 2, 2010 at 08:05

    I’m going to take a stab in the dark here…most of you, except lazy and crew are all from USA , right???? Second question, if anything, Lazy and crew have stood up for the Xbox360 more than most, oh wait this would entail you visiting the sight more than once, and possibly reading something with no blinkers and an IQ of more than 12 and thirdly, GET A LIFE you bunch of retards, don’t you have anything better to do than trawl the internet looking for a spot to cast your self opinionated drivel. Go do something useful for the world, like go play in traffic. Well done Geoff and Nick, I got it!!!


  89. LazySAGamer

    February 2, 2010 at 10:10

    You know I can understand people leaving a comment without reading the story, that happens often.

    What I don’t understand is people waiting for the comments to load up and not even reading the last comment before posting.

    Quite a few people have pointed out that this is a satirical post by now yet poor old Geoff keeps on being abused… it’s weird.


    • Bobby Kotick says something profound

      February 2, 2010 at 11:00

      The sad fact is, even if you added a new graphic or banner that states clearly “This is Satirical”, the functionally-illiterate masses will still post their nonsensical comments.


  90. Philip

    February 2, 2010 at 11:11

    Couldn’t have said it better Lazy and Bobby, these twits obviously have nothing better to do than sit @home wasting their welfare cheques, posting ridiculous comments. It’s a shame that some people have really proved that evolution may have failed. This is a really good website, that most of us frequent on a daily basis, it’s a shame that every now and then a group of pubescent Red Necks stumble across it. Once again to Lazy, Nick and Geoff, you boys are doing a sterling job keeping us local gamers up to date and informed, don’t be distracted by a few ignoramouses. I know it used to bother me somewhat, but I got over it!! Cheers :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:


  91. eyss

    February 2, 2010 at 11:34

    Without all the “special ppl’s” comments the comments wouldn’t be as mush fun to read. I actually enjoyed the comments more than the article.


  92. Bonk

    February 2, 2010 at 12:51

    And that is why Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit….^_^


  93. WitWolfyZA

    February 2, 2010 at 13:51

    are some ppl gonna die?


  94. Fred

    February 2, 2010 at 15:25

    Is the internet that full of dumb people?


  95. eyss

    February 2, 2010 at 15:34

    shhhh… I see dumb people :ninja:


  96. spl0it

    February 2, 2010 at 16:07

    I eat doritos and I own a ps3, but dont like swapping discs, what to do? What to DO!?!?!?


    • Geoff

      February 2, 2010 at 16:08

      Kill yourself. It’s obviously the only logical solution.


      • not an idiot

        February 11, 2010 at 18:20

        you’re an idiot


    • SpectralDeacon

      March 11, 2010 at 21:31

      I own a playstation 3 I was pissed when I heard that the game was only one disc for us so not all of us are fatasses :angry:


  97. ShoCKeR ZA

    February 2, 2010 at 16:11

    WOW Fanboy much?


  98. V@mp

    February 2, 2010 at 19:21

    This is the funniest sh*t EVER! 😆 😆 😆 😆
    Thanx 4 the laugh guys.
    (although a single tear will also be shed for the gaming
    population of today)


  99. Vekx

    February 6, 2010 at 19:24

    I have both consoles but will buy it on the 360. I actually am hoping it will be on 3/4 discs, there is a charm about it, which is what i liked about FFvii and others, the fact that they proved to be one step ahead by not limiting themselves of the capacity of 1 disc.
    IF the disc swapping annoys you, simply install it to the 360 hard drive, this will mean it wont need CD swaps. If anything a game thats loading from a preinstalled HDD rather than streaming off a blu-ray disc should have better performance. We will see.
    both consoles are great, one has an inbuilt blu-ray player, the other has better online support for online gaming (which is worth the £39 a year).


    • IxFireFIstAcexI

      March 4, 2010 at 16:15

      lol that is sad


  100. O-Bam

    February 7, 2010 at 16:15

    by your own argument, PS3 users are fatasses unwilling to get off from their couches. Gee I wonder what’s worse, a fatass that gets up or one who is a permanent couch potato. Your argument is one of a true fatass — you can’t even spare 10 seconds to change 1 disc. That’s sad.


    • Ryne-O-Saur

      March 4, 2010 at 20:57

      I agree with you totally. I hate people like that.


  101. krYtHan

    February 8, 2010 at 00:09

    10 seconds to change a disk means 10 seconds less to play. I don’t know about you but time is extremely important. :whistle:


  102. randomguy

    February 10, 2010 at 03:02

    You’ll be able to install each disc to your hard drive like most xbox games. Regardless, having to ‘switch discs’ is hardly something worth being concerned about. Surely your website has more intelligent writers? No?


  103. XBOXXXX

    February 10, 2010 at 03:03

    hahaha well i think its funny that ps3 aren’t doing so well so they have to give up their rights for an exclusive, as well as tekken developers have clearly given up and dont trust the sales of ps3 games so they give in to the yes less power xbox but better overall


    • educated

      February 11, 2010 at 18:18

      Actually… as much as I hate to admit it…. xbox sales are failing in comparison right now. …. >.<


      • educated aswell

        March 6, 2010 at 15:13

        true but only because everybody who has any sence has saved up to buy an xbox and tbh i would rather have better online instead of one disk.


  104. cameron

    February 11, 2010 at 02:10

    wow your just a fat ass with not enough energy to get up and change thedics

    [Ed: found this in the spam filter, so hard deciding whether this was really spam or not]


  105. Underdog15

    February 11, 2010 at 18:15

    Haha! Although I did pick up on that sarcasm you offered in your article, I think I will maintain my smug air of superiority. However, despite being a PS3 owner, I won’t be picking this game up until it hits the discount shelves, or it is sold used by some rpg player upset by it’s insanely linear storyline. No… I will continue to hold my breath in anticipation for the second game in the trilogy entitled FF13 Versus. I’m sure this PS3 exclusive has it’s developers much happier without all the limitations the hated gates has imposed on their otherwise potential masterpiece. This 3 disked wonder brings me back to the days of the incredibly short and also linear game entitled “Fable” which had 360 owners all over screaming “See? We can play rpg’s too! We have equally large attention spa- squirrel!” :w00t:

    If you ask me, leave the short attention spanned western video game industry to the west and their prized console, and leave the jrpg masterpieces to those who do it best. I understand Square-Enix just wanting to make a bundle of cash, but aren’t they really just proving that the North American culture that pisses on art is spreading to even the culturally rich overseas nations? If you ask me, 2 and 3 disk games in todays day and age in 2010 is just more proof of our inability to truly grasp any form of quality.


  106. talkingcrow

    February 12, 2010 at 04:12

    Silly fan boys. It amazes me how much energy you put into being completely retarded. Who knew that being a moron involved so much work? Then again, your definitely not needed on CNN.com or any of the other news sites where their ignorant turd quotas have already been met. Enjoy your console of choice. Relax, it’s just a game. Get a life.


  107. Xeno

    February 13, 2010 at 00:27

    I own a 360, swapping disks isn’t really a bad thing, sure it may take 10 seconds of my life to do it, but who cares, its the game that counts not the machine….fanboys flex their muscles at how powerful their console is compared to the other…when actually both the consoles have outdated hardware….im not a fanboy, i pay attention to the games, not what they are played on. :angel:


    • Godofwar3ps3only

      March 10, 2010 at 18:10

      What are you talking about Sony has said time and time again their system isn’t even running 25% of what it can yet and they prove that with ever update and improved games and who ever said the ps3 failed more then the 360 weird last Ichecked 360 = 62% fail rate red rings woot ps3= 2% fail rate of unknown random problems these are facts to not fanboy made up so nothing I have said is wrong


  108. CJ

    February 14, 2010 at 20:12

    Hey People,
    Whoever is the retard which likes to bum a console who won’t change its controller to a much more comfortable one because its an “icon” of their console is a fucking idiot. Becuase you can SIMPLY I N S T A L L ALL OF THE DISCS TO YOUR HARDDRIVE AND THEN PLAY WITH JUST ONE WITHOUT SWITCHING. SO GFTO GO AND EAT SOME SUSHI and sit on your poorly supported variant of XBOX Live because its FREE.



  109. Geoff

    February 14, 2010 at 21:19

    And the idiot-baiting continues!


    • darthdad

      February 14, 2010 at 21:29

      Man! 🙁
      Where is the ‘Shakes head and walks away’ smiley Geoff?


      • Geoff

        February 15, 2010 at 08:31

        It shook its head and walked away. :wassat:


        • darthdad

          February 15, 2010 at 08:35



  110. taco

    February 16, 2010 at 04:11

    :face: hey hey that is the most dumbest thing u could ever say about a xobox 360 dumbass


  111. Fairuser

    February 16, 2010 at 23:11

    WOW…Relax lol
    Personally changing disk has never been an issue, its been like that since forever…its like YES i completed disk one ect…Well done for the PS3 having it all on one disk, but the sense of completion throughout the game isnt as strong…None the less FF13 will be an amazzing game no matter the console!
    Stop arguing over nothing and just chill – Peace :sleeping:


  112. TDOG 066

    February 17, 2010 at 06:05



  113. Wanda

    February 18, 2010 at 13:15

    Wow its been like 4 years and u have one better multiformat game!

    Now thats the funny bit! Both versions looks very simular im affraid a texture and a disc swap here and there will NOT make me buy a ps3.

    Sony = fail

    if this game was a ps3 exclusive i might just have brough a ps3!


  114. dman

    February 18, 2010 at 18:40

    ok since this is such a giant deal what about the pc version of final fantasty 7 and the playstation version.
    no one complained about the psx version having 4 discs and as for the pc version you had 4 discs but when you installed them it was easy.
    im sure xbox 360 allows you to install the extra discs if not then meh it doesnt matter.


  115. Ryufushichou

    February 21, 2010 at 12:49

    Dont you know that the better final fantasy games have more than 1 disc? :happy:


  116. 3604life

    February 22, 2010 at 17:37

    You bunch of fat lazy uninformed turds. Before you even start bashing the 360 because it will have 3 discs you really need to understand the concept of why. It isn’t about fitting all the code onto one disc as Bioware have proved time and time again a full length RPG can be done. The reason it has taken so damn long to be released is all down to the fact that Square Enix and Sony were being a bunch of money grabbing assholes.


  117. john the god savior messiah

    February 22, 2010 at 22:21

    yep, just like mass effect 2 is rubbish cause it’s on 2 discs, right?


    • I give up

      February 23, 2010 at 02:22

      Yes it is.


  118. john the god savior messiah

    February 22, 2010 at 22:22

    hfhot d oyou say you re not the god od


    • I give up

      February 23, 2010 at 02:23

      English mother******


  119. FFVII has 3 disc's?

    February 23, 2010 at 11:01

    :angry: OMG IMO the 360 version will be better because look at FFVII it has 3 disc’s and is 1 of the most popular games around the world even today people are still buying it and advent children because of the 3 disc’s. it brings the game more to life rather than 1 disc and sittin on your ass all day having 3 disc’s just seems much much much better. :biggrin:

    Final Fantasy VII :heart: Final fantasy XIII :heart:


    • RizzleDizzle

      March 8, 2010 at 03:00

      The 360 version will not be better just because it fits on 3 discs. Did you not read the blog? They will be equal in comparrison just like all games made across both platforms. The ps3 version of the game will look exactly like the 360 version. The only difference is the Bluray disc has a higher capacity. One dual layer DVD is about 8gb. A single layer Bluray is about 25 gb. Obviously since 3 discs at 8 gb is 24gb, one single layer Bluray at 25 gb is enough space to fit the game. Also, for everyone else saying “Oh but we can just install to the HDD and never swap discs, you are wrong. You will need to have each disc loaded as the game calls for it, regardless if it’s installed. This is because the xbox version is formatted so each disc is a separate bootable game source, it will just be tied to load up where your save game starts you at, just like the older final fantasy games. Microsoft requires this in order to prevent exploits where you could load a game without the disc on stock xbox firmware.


  120. FFxPWNER

    February 26, 2010 at 18:53

    just because the xbox owners have to swap disks does not prove anything about whether the PS3 is superior to the 360. True the ps3 generally has more graphics but in comparisons between the ps3 and xbox 360 versions of ffxiii there are very slight (if any) differences between the graphic mechanics used in the game. Granted this is partly due to it being spread onto 3 or 4 disks for the 360 but that is hardly a bad thing :getlost:
    The xbox 360 also does have a much better quality of gaming as in most peoples general opinion, microsoft have mastered the online gaming experience in most areas. The monthly fee argum,ent is pointles as playstation owners will soon have a monthly fee thrust upon them too :S
    In my opinion and also in alot of other peoples opinions in this thread it seems like the idea of 3/4 disks… it adds to the excitement as xbox owners will open the case and think “wow, this game’s so awesome it’s on four disks” whilst ps3 owners will think “meh its just one disk… like every other boring ps3 title!”


    • RizzleDizzle

      March 8, 2010 at 03:19

      The online experience for both consoles is equal. People try to swear by the xbox live service but in all honesty I’ve tried both and would rather not pay for online gaming. I’ve already disposed of a lot of money into the console games, the accessories and requiring a subscription to use a feature that is already included with the game is redundant. I understand where a lot of people would say that paying for the service guarantees that it will work better since you are supporting it with funds, but the ps3 online experience is identical in almost every way. There is a store to buy games and movies, I can have online buddies, voice chat across multiple games, send messages, use the eye camera for video chat–basically where i’m going with this is fanboyism is lame. You bought the console and it’s great that you want to support it, but money isn’t really free so whenever I don’t have to throw it into something i’m happy. Clearly, having free online gaming isn’t the reason I bought my ps3. I have an xbox too, but I don’t use it online because I may or may not use the features enough to justify the cost. It’s just like car insurance. It’s dumb that I have to pay for something I might never use but it’s nice when I need it. If I could have it for free and put that money elsewhere then I’d be more inclined to do that. This is a terrible example but the point is that there are trade-offs.


  121. hierarch

    February 27, 2010 at 00:57

    final fantasy would not be final fantasy if it didnt come on multiple discs!


    • Jeff

      March 3, 2010 at 05:33

      i agree all the way haha and i could use the exercise after like 40hours of continuous gameplay lol. 😎


  122. kenno16

    February 28, 2010 at 23:41

    Whats the big deal about having to change the disc its not like its hard also the ps3 took an extra 2 years to come out compared to the xbox in which case all its xclusives such as tekken, devil may cry, metal gear rising, final fantasy, tomb raider XD want me to go on… haha an what shit do you get oh yeah little shizzle planet XD halo rip off haze and killzone and gears of war rip off resistance haha and not to mention the shittness that is uncharted XD so much for usin all ps3’s potential haha if that all its got the screw it i cant believe an xbox is selling more and even keepin up to the ps3 the only difference is blue ray an an an who gives a shiz it you can download or stream hd 1080p films anyway the ps3 was pretty much obsolite the min it came out due to it bein old tech graphics could have been better but no its the same as an xbox 360 which came out two years previous so enjoy ur ps3 with its pants exclusives and slow laggy internet oh did i mention i had a ps3 for 3 days an sold it cos it wasnt compatible with netgear wireless GAAAAAAAAAAY!!!! haha


    • 360 365 days a year

      March 10, 2010 at 01:39

      all those ps3 gamers could swallow a used tampon and cry about it on their 3rd world online community!!!


  123. just too funny

    March 2, 2010 at 18:37

    all sarcasm lost in internets

    holly hell reading these comments has been both hilarious and extremely sad.


  124. Jeff

    March 3, 2010 at 05:31

    Honestly the funny part is i own both systems but i kinda want it on 360 because it will remind me of the good old days with 3 discs like when i was younger playing ff7/8 and 9 and me and my friends would compete to see who could beat the first disc and second fastest now 13 years later we get to do it again hahahaha god i miss them days (psx all the way!!!!) 😉


    • educated aswell

      March 6, 2010 at 15:23

      i had both but only ever played online so i ditched the ps3 but that is just my personal choice both the consoles have weak and strong points its just down to matter of opinion :angel: :angel: :angel: :biggrin:


  125. jacob

    March 4, 2010 at 03:50

    to tell you the truth, i have both xbox and ps3; sure the xbox has its highs and lows and so does the ps3, but my opioion is the ps3 has slightly better grapics. but sure square enix has been with the playstaion for all its 7-13 games but i think its a good idea to give xbox users the chance to play ff13. so there equal, now quiet complaning


  126. jacob

    March 4, 2010 at 03:56

    back to what kenno said… wait let me think did the ps3 blow up on any one when it first came out…… oh let me think. no it didint so get your facts straight before you go dising on the ps3 idiot


  127. IxFireFIstAcexI

    March 4, 2010 at 16:07

    fkn hell wats with all the debating over FF13. Its coming out on both consoles, yh PS3 have 1 disc and so what about it, it may be better than the xbox 360 having sevral disc but who gives a fukinng shit. I have always been a FF fan and having several disc on the xbox 360 aint so bad for me persoanlly its just like the old days


  128. Just a guy...

    March 5, 2010 at 17:53

    Lolz, u fail, u said ‘Xbox gameS come multiple disks’, FF13 is the ONLY 360 game which is on multiple disks. And if u install it, it can be played from 1 disk… Anyways, how lazy can u be, disk swapping takes like 20 SECONDS!!!


    • Flamebaitboy

      March 5, 2010 at 19:44

      R u 4 realz?


    • Geoff

      March 5, 2010 at 20:03

      1) The article is satire, look it up- and then facepalm yourself.

      2) Lost Odyssey, Blue Dragon and Mass Effect 2 would like a word with you.


      • educated aswell

        March 6, 2010 at 15:24

        lol mabey he should do abit of research first :angel:


  129. Publiczz

    March 8, 2010 at 03:11

    Sorry but i [b]WILL[/b] be getting this on the PlayStation 3!

    But! i envy Xbox360 having more than one disc!
    I used to love playing FF7 – 9 And changing disc’s

    It showed progression through the game!

    And gave you a sense of satisfaction when you finally got to the 4th disc…

    :heart: the good ol days..

    Enjoy this expirience xbox!


  130. WitWolfyZA

    March 8, 2010 at 07:42

    Anybody know of any broken street dates today?


    • RSA-Ace

      March 8, 2010 at 07:49

      Nothing yet it seems! I hope by the time I finish work it’s all done and I can just go get my copy.

      Come now CNA – usually you start selling a week before!!


      • WitWolfyZA

        March 8, 2010 at 08:48

        BASTARD! i was there yesterday they looked at me if i was a lunatic when i asked for FF13 ,Even went to Super Cd and told them, if you want a sale right now sell me FF13. No cigar lol


  131. joeblack

    March 9, 2010 at 00:50

    nerdy fanboy. :biggrin: just play the game


  132. CashMoneyPlayer

    March 9, 2010 at 12:37

    Damn all this hating going on by 360 players, calling folks lazy because they don’t have to switch discs, are you guys serious? Trolling ass folks I swear… Peep this Ps3 Version isn’t just better because it only has 1 disc, but better because its at a higher resolution aka it looks better. I hope yall 360’s get 5 red lights, shyyyt, haha just messing and i know someones going to say “XBox only has 4 lights dumbass”… Well before you say that, smack yaself dummy, I’m exaggerating my point. This game should be fun on any system you play it on, and if you seriously, and I MEAN SERIOUSLY think that getting up to change disc’s TWICE is exercise, then dude you need to put your world of warcraft mug down change outta your dirty Invader Zim Shirt, cover up your mickey mouse tattoos change your “gamer” depends and go hit the gym. Point is quit trolling folks and enjoy the damn game! And Oh yea, I got a Ps3 after owning a 360 from day one to just recently, and to tell you the truth, Bill Gates can like a goats tater sack, because ps3 is 50 Billion Times Better! Now that I’m Done Trolling, yall can hate on this Post 🙂


  133. KimCheeWarrior

    March 9, 2010 at 16:38

    You know, people that’re slower than most probably won’t get the “mostly” sarcasm from this. Still getting the 360 version, I need the exercise. 😛


  134. KimCheeWarrior

    March 9, 2010 at 16:44

    I’ve had my 360 for about two years and my PS3 for a few months and despite getting most of the supposedly critically acclaimed titles. I’m still not impressed with most games. In fact, the only game I’ve played more than an hour in one sitting is Wipeout HD (awesome game mind you), God of War 3 looks like a winner though. Wonder how long the mandatory install for FFXIII is gonna take on a PS3? Couldn’t be longer than the few seconds it takes to swap discs right? Riiiiiiiiight. *puts up anti-troll force field* :angel:


  135. the person thats talking right now

    March 9, 2010 at 18:17

    To be honest i agree with the ps3 having better graphics. The reason being is blu-ray atm is better on a DVD player than a DVD. This said means blu-ray has thee ability to show more detail but only slightly. So yeah ps3 has better graphics but all FF games that have multi disk own whether or not so shove the fatass talk up ur own fatass. and btw the bahamut owns on FFXiii just summoned and owned flans XD


  136. Geoff

    March 9, 2010 at 20:19

    umm, yeah, the ps3 version won’t support true 1080p, not due to a lack of storage on the blu-ray, but due to a lack of pure graphics processing power. its actually stretched out 720. the chip used in the ps3 is actually older than the one in the xbox (which was actually ahead of its time, hence the technical issues from day one). the xbox version will support true 1080p. so yeah, thats why its 3 discs.

    also, i’m basing this entirely on my opinion of the inferiority of ps3 because its based on a dated nvidia 7800gt and the xbox is running an early (also dated by now however) radeon 2900xt.

    they’re about equal if you have a brain gameplay wise, but the xbox will always look marginally better. in the end, i pick xbox because i already own one. i shouldn’t regret my purchase until the PC version comes out. until then, i guess i’m getting up off my couch for the long…long walk to the television.


  137. kyle

    March 9, 2010 at 22:27

    I had a ps3 and got rid of it for some stupid reason,now i have a 360…i miss my old friend lol


  138. Unknown person

    March 9, 2010 at 22:30

    Hahaha!! I got it… that’s funny…
    But still, I like both systems, but I don’t care about having to change the discs. It’s not really a big deal to me. But who cares? Why can’t we all just enjoy the game the same? >_>+


  139. jonas

    March 10, 2010 at 00:16

    bitches we have swaping disc since ps1 so i dont care to swap disc fucking fanboys


  140. fuk ps3

    March 10, 2010 at 01:34

    i love the fact that its three discs on xbox, brings back memories of ff8 haha


  141. lulz

    March 10, 2010 at 11:29

    :alien: :angel: :angry: :blush: :cheerful: :cwy: :devil: :dizzy: :face: :getlost: :biggrin: :happy: :heart: :kissing: 😆 :pinch: :pouty: 🙁 :shocked: :sick: :sideways: :silly: :sleeping: 🙂 :tongue: :unsure: :w00t: :wassat: :whistle: 😉 :wub: :pirate:


  142. OnefastNSX

    March 10, 2010 at 19:35

    This article is obviously satirical and very well written too. I mean “And honestly, who would rather have a stable frame-rate than not be burdened with the herculean nuisance of changing discs?” hysterical! Great game either way however. But I’ll keep my 360 n have FUN online instead of playing by myself on a SUPER 😎 COOL ps3.


    • Casey

      March 10, 2010 at 20:24

      Chirst, are you all still arguing about this? I’m buying it for the 360, not because I don’t have the money for a ps3, but because I prefer the online service(ie: acheivements) as well as the interface. That, and from what I’ve seen, the games are identical albeit for pre-rendered cutscenes.
      But here’s the stickler: the age old argument has been which system is better as a whole, and it really is just a matter of preference. Just my two cents on this, but here are the facts. The ps3, as a whole, is a better buy for the money. For the same price as an xbox, you get a blu-ray player, a system with a user-replacable hard drive, built in rechargable controllers, as well as free online gaming and built in wifi. As a multipurpose machine, it’s a lot of bang for the buck.
      That having been said, when I was given the option of buying one or the other, I decided to purchase the xbox. Why? A blu ray player with built in wifi is great. But I’m not looking to purchase a movie player, or a new computer. I wanted a game system, and even after 4 years of these consoles being out, the xbox still has more exclusive games and a greater number of cross platform titles natively developed on it(need I mention resident evil 5?).
      When Bayonetta came out, I bought it for the xbox and my friend got it for the ps3. It had better loading times on the xbox, and slightly better graphics. We still both loved the game and were able to share that connection from it. I find it hard to believe that anyone would insist on buying a new ps3 just for Final Fantasy(but maybe I’m mistaken. I didn’t purchase the xbox right when halo 3 came out, just so I could play that).
      The ps3 has better graphics CAPABILITIES but WORSE graphics overall, because not many developers are building natively on it. And for the number of truly great, built from the ground up ps3 games that I can count off both hands? Frankly, I’ll stick with my xbox for now. Fact is, people with ps3s will purchase XIII on them, and 360 users will purchase XIII on the 360. As for the few of us who were smart/rich enough to buy both platforms, I honestly don’t think that it’ll be the end of the world if you get it on the 360, unless you own a $1000 7.1 surround system, a gigantic HDTV, and absolutely MUST watch the cutscenes in all their glory, as opposed to just, you know, playing the game.
      Anyone who disagrees with me, feel free to call me on this.


      • Alucard

        March 11, 2010 at 01:56

        I agree with you on this. 3rd party Developers can’t even get their game engines compatible with the PS3. Tired of this pointless console war of which console is better. If you guys want to have a console war then why not Sony and Microsoft have cross platform games and have us gamers fight off over multiplayer? This console war is ridiculous is just nothing but a matter of harsh words and support for your favourite console. No mattering you winning or lose. Its like the Special Olympics, you’re still a retard. No pun intended. Drop it already. Back to the subject at hand, ok three discs? So what its like Final Fantasy VII all over again. The gameplay and storyline is very good in my opinion so I give a rat’s ass about owning a PS3. “Oh wow I don’t like switching discs.” What are you lazy? Geeze, people always want to have the best technology ever.


  143. Boyah

    March 11, 2010 at 04:38

    I loled hard. Because Square Enix said they won’t do any games for Xbox 360. Versus is PS3 exclusive and after FF14 every FF will be PS3 exclusive. FF13 has no towns and shit because Xbox is unable to have them. Shitty Xbox making games worst.


    • WitWolfyZA

      March 11, 2010 at 10:03

      SE never said the Xbox couldn’t handle it, they said it would be too much work making it. But in all fairness i just think they tried something new to see if people will still embrace it, and in all fairness kinda backfired in their faces


  144. Bizzaro

    March 11, 2010 at 09:59

    The limitations of the DVD-9 format used by Xbox 360 games means that data will be compressed for that version of the game, says Square Enix. High capacity Blu-ray on PS3 allows for uncompressed data that yields higher quality graphics and audio. The resolution is cut in half as well


  145. Brian

    March 11, 2010 at 11:08

    Only a console fanboy would be unable to see that this is a work of satire.
    Props to the folks who saw that and laughed with me.


  146. Brett

    March 11, 2010 at 22:59

    Hey Geoff

    In answer to your arrogance, the ps3 is only superior in one area the blue ray in fact the blue ray is the only thing keeping the playstation from sliping off the edge, you take blue ray away and what are you left with ps2. On the talk about the number of discs. I like being able to change the discs its adds to the excitment and keeps to final fantasy tradition. It makes the game seem bigger and more challenging and adds to the experience. Not only that but it takes a few seconds, so when you do think of writing something like this again think it through because you made a total prat of yourself congratulations your just as uselful as a ps3 which in lammings terms is pretty useless and well crap!


    • Geoff

      March 11, 2010 at 23:06

      n.Satire :

      1. A literary work in which human vice or folly is attacked through irony, derision, or wit.

      2. Irony, sarcasm, or caustic wit used to attack or expose folly, vice, or stupidity.


      • LazySAGamer

        March 11, 2010 at 23:18

        I love this article :biggrin:

        It makes every day better reading the new comments


      • Brett

        March 12, 2010 at 00:05

        its a shame you have to quote from a dictionary you oviously have no self confindence because you know i am right


        • Brett

          March 12, 2010 at 00:06

          this is at Geoff by the way


        • Flamebaitboy

          March 12, 2010 at 01:41

          It’s a shame you have to defend the PS3 like this, you are oBviously 9 years old and you know I’m right.


          • Brettbtret

            March 12, 2010 at 13:33

            wow you are thick aren’t you i am not defending the worst console on the market im defending the best the xbox, so please keep your acqusations to yourself, if anything your the nine year old you don’t even read before you comment you probably don’t understand go watch your nick jr ok

          • brian amos

            March 29, 2010 at 21:42

            ps3 is way better, i mean look at that natel project, it’s just a overpriced eyetoy for the Xbox.I’ll be truthful and say that the xbox has beter graphicscard but the ps3 has every thing else. Also the xbox has no exclusives because all xbox games also come out on the pc. And you can’t say anything because I have a ps3 a xbox 360 and a pc.

          • Flamebaitboy

            March 29, 2010 at 22:07

            I win because I have a Nintendo DS

        • Brian

          March 12, 2010 at 06:06

          You seriously don’t see that the entire article was a joke? If anything , he was making fun of people who say the PS3 is better because of its Blu-Ray capability.


    • Flamebaitboy

      March 11, 2010 at 23:50

      WTF is “lammings terms” I think you are the one making a fool out of yourself…


      • Brett

        March 12, 2010 at 00:04

        well maybe you haven’t heard of it but many have don’t judge someone by something until you know the full extent ok so back off


        • Loki

          March 12, 2010 at 02:25

          Dude,at least Geoff went as far as using a dictionary… :w00t: :w00t: :w00t:


          • Brett

            March 12, 2010 at 13:36

            you know that really isen’t funny and the faces what you can’t use words

          • Flamebaitboy

            March 12, 2010 at 14:29

            At least he can spell, junior! :alien: :angel: :angry: :blink: :blush: :cheerful: 😎 :cwy: :devil: :dizzy: :ermm: :face: :getlost: :biggrin: :happy: :heart: :kissing: 😆 :ninja: :pinch: :pouty: 🙁 :shocked: :sick: :sideways: :silly: :sleeping: 🙂 :tongue: :unsure: :w00t: :wassat: :whistle: 😉 :wub: :pirate:

    • Pow3rGod

      March 12, 2010 at 08:19

      Yeah right. Who the hell wants to get up and change the disc more then once? Thats stupid. You get the new systems in hopes to install the games or download games so you can discard the CDs. Changing the disc allows the feel of a bigger game. Horse shit. If thats so tell me do you have a hard drive with download games? If so delete them & go buy all the old systems and games for those systems and you’ll always have that feeling of games being bigger.
      If the PS3 has no BluRay it would still be amazing. Why?
      PS3 you can swap out the HD which is so cool with ANY 2.5 HD on the market. I just picked up a WD 500GB for my PS3 for $74. The 60GB HD on 360 cost you $100, 20GB cost $74, 120GB cost $130 and just imagine the 250GB. Talk about a rip off. 360 wireless is $100 with a damn Monthly or yearly fee. PS3 FREE. Plus INTERNET ACCESS which the 360 does not have. The PS3 is a PC, BluRay player and video game system. 360 is high $ for RROD. 360 1080i PS3 1080p. PS3 also has GOW3. Even without bluray, ps3 still has those features.


      • Brett

        March 24, 2010 at 00:14

        Ps3 is the worst piece of shit to ever have been made, ps3 is the laggiest piece of crap on the market and wow oh my god free internet access who gives a fuck when you have something called a computer or laptop ps3 is pointless and might as well be called the ps2 reworked. Xbox live yes you have to pay but you get a better experience it has the best online they use the money to update and make the experience better sony couldn’t give a fuck about its consumers they just want to make sure they get their money hence why it has the worst gaming experience even the wii is better than a ps3.


      • Jarrad

        March 24, 2010 at 09:46

        For the most part you are correct, however it is the bluray drive that gives the ps3 the 1080p you are talking about near the end. so without bluray it does not have 1080p. the cost of the wireless is less than the price difference between the consoles in most countries (thats the elite bundle, which has a 120g hard drive) – i don’t see the need for bigger one because of the usb input in the front for portable hard drives for movies etc.
        I believe both consoles are awesome and without bluray are very similar. It’s like comparing the high end computers today and the high end ones a year ago (was that the difference in time between release dates?)


    • _EX

      March 27, 2010 at 07:34

      How does it build excitment? It adds medial tasks to get the same effect of the ps3 version.
      And for your little “tradition” statement, most final fantasy games dont have multiple disks, so how is that traditional?

      Yes, you’re right. It does make the game more challenging, but if you find it an entertaining challenge to get up, move to your console and mess around with disks, then why the fuck are you playing a game when you could be outside having an amazing time reenacting your gaming experience by walking your dog?


      • Aki

        April 21, 2010 at 01:17



    • butthead

      April 8, 2010 at 08:00

      actually youre wrong games like uncharted are impossible ont he xbox not just because of the disc space but because of advance hardware in the ps3 itself.


  147. Flamebaitboy

    March 12, 2010 at 01:44

    I think the phrase you were looking for was “LAMENS TERMS”

    lamen terms – 1 definition – A complicated phrase put into perspective so its easier to understand


  148. Timd

    March 12, 2010 at 02:18

    Well I got an 360 and play station 3, I got FF13 on Japanese cause I brought the Limited edition Lighting PS3 Slim 250 HDD. :biggrin:

    On America, I was like hmm, I brought it for 360. I was all right. Disk swapping? A new thing for 360.

    Games I know have disk swapping 🙁
    Mass Effect 2 (2 disks) Final Fantasy 13 (3 disks)


  149. Michael

    March 12, 2010 at 18:43

    Excellent article. I was kind of worried you were a little serious until I saw the stable frame rate part. 😉


  150. jj

    March 12, 2010 at 22:42

    haha nice article dude but to be honest with you i got an xbox and i don’t mind changing the disc, i think it gives me time to have a break and realise if there is anything more important i need to be doing at that time and what is the difference in the xbox and ps3? really i mean they both do basically the same thing. they both go online, they both play HD games, they both let you watch movies… etc anyway keep it up dude you made me laugh.


  151. matthew

    March 13, 2010 at 07:54

    what disc do u start with disc1 or disc2 or disc3


  152. Doug

    March 13, 2010 at 12:54

    Disc 6? 🙂 Personally I think everyone here is acting like children. I own both consoles and FF13 for the ps3 and xbox360. I enjoy the xbox 360 more because it has better black levels and it does go up to 1080p. Who the hell thought of the idea 1080i… Seriously… The ps3, sure it may be faster, free internet, online, etc… But the xbox 360 is more enjoyable. You have over 21mil+ people on xbox live and cross game chatting. Ps3 you have 4mil at most. Games are more fun on the 360. You have a bigger variety. The ps3 occasionally has the great games like God of War 3, but xbox 360 has Gears, Halo, Mass Effect, Left 4 Dead, and many others. Graphics may tend to favor the ps3 more for textures and depth but again like I said, 360 has better black levels so its a richer color variation. Also, getting up once and a while is good for yourself too. Don’t be a fat ass. If you need to put in disc 2, then maybe you played too long. Take a break. Ps3, you play play play play play… you realize your fat and have played all day, forgetting homework or eating or something important. If you need to contact me, both my PSN and Live ID is:

    RT Caboose RvB


  153. gonzo

    March 13, 2010 at 20:05

    Hah yeah who the fuck cares if you have to get up twice in 40 hours, WOAHHHHHHH big freakin deal, XBOX rapes PS3’s tiny little crappy ass


  154. XBOXER

    March 15, 2010 at 09:05

    You are obviously a faggot, O NO I HAVE TO CHANGE MY DISCS! MY IMMERSION IN THE GAME IS RUINED! Who takes it that seriously Geoff? And who the f*#k spells their name like that. FATASS!


  155. el diablo

    March 15, 2010 at 09:39

    c’mon ppl, who gives a crap about where u play ur game, gaming is gaming, no matter the console, both ps3 and xbox have their strenghts, ps3 with blue ray and slightly better graphics, and xbox with their great live experience, badass games like mass effect, gears, halo,l4d. i just got the ps3 a few months ago, i get it, its got good games but, if i had to choose a game based on computer power rather than experience, experience wins all the time. i.e. modern warfare 2, i got it for the xbox cause the live is just better, and i know its not free, but its not that expensive either. playstation has some way to go to level up to xbox’s live and that is just a fact, live with it. and for my 2 cents about ffXIII, i got it for the ps3 not because it was one disk, i got it 4 the ps3 cause ff games have always been proud on the graphics department, looks prettier, but if this game had multiplayer or a more expanded live experience, i would have gone with the xbox version, cause they have the best service, even if u have to pay for it, and besides, arent there talks about charging for the access now on psn just like xbox live?….


  156. Yeti

    March 15, 2010 at 16:46

    Hahaha Geopppppfffftttttthhhhh is a FATASS!


    • Loki

      March 15, 2010 at 23:44

      Hahahaha!!! A FATASS Asian Midget! :w00t:


  157. Kris

    March 18, 2010 at 20:09

    I am an owner of xbox 360 and i must say its a very high tech equipment. I think ps3 is about the same. I have seen same games at both and they are equivalent at specs. Well one of my 3 favorite games is ff7. I wouldn’t say its tradition to swap 4 disks again and again, or 3 with the new ff13. But i dont care either if i have to change them now. I ‘ve played Lost Odyssey and its 4 DvD’s , and i didn’t care swapping them. I only hope the index is good stuff..


  158. WitWolfyZA

    March 24, 2010 at 07:56

    I just finished FF13 last night and all i can say is. WOW almost as good as Lost Odyssey! Second best JRPG this generation


  159. Mael

    April 1, 2010 at 15:06

    Wow, Geoff, how old are you? You sound like a child and a pathetic PS3 fanboy who has no life. Multiple discs in games is nothing new and it is not a disadvantage: it adds to a sense of progression. Final Fantasy VIII was great for this; one could say that they are on Disc X to show how far through they are, and there is a sense of accomplishment when you progress from one disc to another. It also means you are spreading out the wear and tear over 3 discs instead of one, and you only need to install the portion of the game you’re actually playing, thus saving hard-drive space.

    It seems you are just trying to find fault in the Xbox 360 to feel better about the PS3 – that, in itself, is fail. The only ones pointing and laughing will be those who see how ridiculously pathetic and childish your article is. Go ahead and maintain your deluded “smug air of superiority”. The Xbox 360 users will be the ones laughing.


    • Geoff

      April 1, 2010 at 15:14

      For somebody seemingly well spoken, you appear to have no idea what satire is.

      You might have realised, had you bothered to read the comments, that the entire point of the article was to point out just how trivial switching discs is.

      Still, you’ve made my day.


      • Moo.

        April 6, 2010 at 10:25

        If the article was just about how much you change discs throughout the game, why would you have put things like:
        “PS3 owners – Please maintain that smug air of superiority. You deserve it.”
        You are obviously just a PS3 owner who is intent on proving that the PS3 is better than the Xbox 360. I have played on both consoles (On-line, may I add)and the Xbox 360 was much better at communicating with people on the Maps, and its on-line playing was constant and very good at flowing nicely. I found the PS3 to lag a bit, and they were all full of people like you.
        You are probably going to mention the fact that you have to pay for Xbox Live. Well, I’d rather pay for enjoyment and communication rather than play something I didn’t enjoy for nothing. :pouty:


  160. Kristian

    April 2, 2010 at 07:07

    hahaha this is so funny i just read this after i made it through to the last disc of the game…It actually helps i mean i just ate and shit and ill be ready to play another 12 hours or so thats great for the whole disc changing bonanza but most def both systems are great and it would be more convenient to have it all in one disc but heck i play like a 2 feet away from my xbox since i play it on my monitor so i can still be lazy all i want. But before that call me kobe nigga cause imma be all cash from the trifecta…u feel me lol


  161. Matt

    April 2, 2010 at 19:13

    LOL its a well known fact that xbox 360 games have had noticably better graphics than the ps3, it has only now just caught up, over halfway through its lifespan

    i own a ps3 and a 360, 360 dominates
    changing discs is easy as, its not a problem

    360 controller is light years ahead of the ps3 controller


  162. Lol

    April 2, 2010 at 22:30

    Lol Brett is my new favorite internet meme. Whenever there is something fail, you will say Bret instead. Example: “Wow that guy totally just ran straight into a wall… what a Brett move”. I think it’s hilarious the guy who doesn’t know “laymen’s terms” is criticizing the author for utilizing a dictionary to explain the article that Brett didn’t get in the first place (sarcasm, irony, satire… how many words can we use before Brett understands…) I like the PS3 and still thought the article was funny, as most fan-boy-satire posts are to me.


  163. Moo.

    April 6, 2010 at 10:08

    You’re a beg.
    There is hardly any difference between an Xbox 360 and a PS3. And so what? Speak for yourself, i reckon you are the only who who can’t be bothered to get off your fat arse and change the discs, with it being such a brilliant game, I wouldn’t care – I want to see more of it.
    Hope reality hits home,


  164. Lazy

    April 8, 2010 at 01:59

    Changing discs isnt a big deal, unless you are lazy and fat


    • Felicity

      April 8, 2010 at 07:05

      Yaaaa, if your into like sports n stuff, bluuuurayyy allll the wayyyyyy 😉


  165. Jannie Theron

    April 8, 2010 at 09:38

    Getting up and changing disks, it’s like motion control gaming, NOW…


  166. ilikedisks

    April 18, 2010 at 00:23

    Oh no I have to get up and change my disk every 20 hours of gameplay, what ever shall I do!!!!!!!!!


  167. Samantha

    May 13, 2010 at 00:37

    I personally have a xbox 360, and i know friends who have the ps3. I think that this article is meaningless.

    1:So what that we have to change the disc it just means were getting more exercise.
    2: Ok so SOME of the people on here are fat asses and eat Dorito. Who doesn’t like Dorito? Anyways People on the 360 and the PS3 both are like that so whats your point?

    3:Ok so Yoshinori Kitase states that there are a few differences. So what there pretty much the SAME EXACT GAME with the SAME EXACT ENDINGS.

    4: Yeah we have to change the discs but i like that idea seeing who it reminds me off who the older ones used to be

    5:Ok so what we get the red rings of death but you guys have the yellow lights of death. So SO WHAT!

    6:The Cell engine (microprocessor chip) in PS3 is more capable than Xbox’s triple-core Xenon CPU. But the performance of these video game consoles also depends on the graphics processing unit (GPU) to a great extent. Taking that into consideration, Xbox 360, armed with Xenos GPU is far more superior than PS3 armed with RSX GPU.

    7:The primary storage medium in PS3 is the Blu-ray Disc, with a storing capacity of approximately, 54 gigs, while the storage medium in Microsoft Xbox 360 consists of double layer DVDs, with a storing capacity of 9 gigs. In addition to this, both these gaming consoles also, come with a hard disk drive which enables users to store more games on the console. Storage medium becomes an important factor, due to online game purchasing capabilities of both console manufacturers.

    8:Why don’t you do your research before making articles so you know what your talking about

    ~Sam~ :biggrin:


    • WitWolfyZA

      May 13, 2010 at 08:26

      YET another fanboy… errrr GIRL!

      Looks like you for got that the Xbox 360 version had to compress EVERYTHING from Audio to video (With rumors going around , that thanks to the 360 disc limitations so much stuff had to be cut out to fit the maximum amount of disc SE was prepared to ship)… Not forgetting it is Bink compressed at a 576P resolution… Where as the PS3 version is playing everything at 720P. AMAZING!!!!

      Now concerning that disc swapping argument…. I for one love Lost Odyssey and we all know that having 4 discs is awesome. Giving you the illusion of money well spent. Then all of a sudden it scratches beyond repair!!! BAM. That what happened to my 4th disc on Lost Odyssey. Leaving me with a 3 disc game unabe to finnish it for the second time. Now what will you as a gamer do if you buy a FF13 finding out that one of your discs are scratched leaving it useless to play?

      And plus the processors are a non factor here. We all know that the Xbox 360 version would of looked eqauly as awesome as what its PS3 counter part if it wasn’t for disc space and lazy porting from SE part.

      And correction only the PS3 60GB suffered from YLOD. This has been clarified countless times over the last 3 years. And we all know that version of the PS3 was discontinued AGES ago.

      Leaving me with this. FF13 is an awesome game.. But it was originally meant for PS3. Making the PS3 the better console to play it on.


  168. Samantha

    May 13, 2010 at 22:44

    WitWolfyZA have you tried buffing the disc? I go to this place called micro game and they buff it for like 20 dollars. It takes a layer off the disc so that it is easier to read. If you can’t find a place to buff it, did you get a warranty on it so you can send it into the company? They’ll send you a new one with no cost.

    And I’m not trying to bash on either systems. Its been known that you Always have to have competition with anything. If there wasn’t then Sony or Microsoft could put there prices as high they wanted to making it. And we all know that it would be difficult for anyone to buy a system if it was higher then they are.

    It is truely is up to the people to decided which one they like best. I just think it stupid that people need to bash on different things like this on a game site! I understand if it was a debate on tv or in the paper but to say it on an all gameing website it’s simply stupid and childish…

    ~Sam~ :happy:


    • WitWolfyZA

      May 14, 2010 at 08:19

      Agreed happy gaming girl


  169. Johnnyisonfire

    June 7, 2010 at 13:27

    What? you are taking the piss out of xbox when the playstation is SHITE! you can’t even listen to ur music through ur console while playing the game! ps3 network is shit ps3 game selection is even shitter! and yeah wa if xbox may have some games that require a few disc’s they are still the game i cnt possible see anyone beginning to cry over the fact they have to get off there fat arse to change a disc over to continue.

    xbox is better than ps3 So xbox fans all pull the finger to the ps3 fans!


  170. Ace

    June 30, 2010 at 01:19

    This dude is an apparent ass wipe!! Who cares if the game comes with 1 or 5 discs? A game is a game he apparently sucks Sony’s D@ck and is one of those 10 year old kids who makes claim that thier console is better because that’s the only console they own.
    This retard should stay off the web and keep his half assed retard thoughts to him self since his statements are untrue and just so far out there it’s a sin that he was born.


  171. Ace

    June 30, 2010 at 01:26

    Look at comparisons the 360 on same game releases look better.
    THe PS3 has a Geforce 7900 in it and a cell processor that actually has cotres disabled there for it’s processor is not all the hype Sony lead people to believe. Are you suprised? Don’t be Sony has played this game for years they always over hype and lie about thier tech. The PS2 was thier big starting point thier claims were false and the PS3 is no dofferent.


  172. Blur

    July 1, 2010 at 18:16

    Who cares about switching discs. You can Mod a 360 and PLAY BURNED GAMES! nuff said.


  173. dude

    July 13, 2010 at 06:11

    360 fagboy


  174. dude

    July 13, 2010 at 06:14

    too many 360 fanboys are like “who cares, it’s just swapping disks.” if the 3 disk thing was swapped 360 owners would be like “PS3 JUST GOT PWND”


  175. Gavin Mannion

    July 13, 2010 at 07:46

    If you find the comments amusing then please share the story using those buttons on the right…

    The fact that so many people haven’t realised that Geoff was being sarcastic tickels me 🙂


  176. D4RKL1NGza

    July 13, 2010 at 07:55

    I’ts really sad isn’t it? Maybe you should put a giant SARCASM stamp after the article. :silly:


  177. Gavin Mannion

    July 13, 2010 at 08:40

    Are you mad, these comments are fantastic :w00t:


  178. xboxlvr

    July 20, 2010 at 15:36

    Mass Effect 2 has two disc…you fail!


  179. paul

    July 26, 2010 at 00:52

    who need a nintendo wii for exeacise just get a xbox 360 with ff13 get them fat crisp eating fuckers off the sofa’s lmfao


  180. Suck on this

    August 21, 2010 at 08:53

    Lets just say dat ps3’s r pretty boys nd xbox 360’s r bad boys… i no wat i wud choose :pinch: but it just depends on the person so fuck all of u :sideways:


  181. SGTerra

    August 26, 2010 at 03:39

    It isn’t a Final Fantasy game if you don’t switch the discs. :whistle:


  182. prokanda

    September 1, 2010 at 12:29

    I think you meant “sense”.

    if you really want to talk about having sense, maybe you should have some yourself. “aswell” is two words. sense is spelled “sense”. “tbh” is not a word, stop being so fucking lazy. have better online what? a better online experience?

    you’re an idiot. not that I didn’t agree with what you were trying to say, I think that everyone should have all of the consoles, like me. I just hate people that try to talk about other individuals intelligence and can’t even us proper spelling or grammar.



  183. prokanda

    September 1, 2010 at 12:31

    *maybe (there you go) you should do *a bit (there you go… again) of searching around for a NEW education.


  184. Roland

    September 1, 2010 at 14:05

    Maybe you should stop being an Idiot.


  185. Rippy

    September 7, 2010 at 01:21

    Actually, you cannot play an Xbox 360 game that requires multiple disks from one disk, you still have to get up and switch disks.
    I freaking HATE that they did this (unless newer games do not require this switch, but I had to do this for lost odyssey, mass effect 2, and star ocean).


  186. Phail

    September 8, 2010 at 19:36

    Ok, if you’re going to be a grammar nazi, at least do it right. First off, if you are talking about the intelligence belonging to a group of individuals, you say “individuals’ intelligence”. Way to miss an apostrophe right there. Secondly, “tbh” is not a word, you’re correct, it is, however, a common abbreviation on the internet and is generally viewed as being completely acceptable. Thirdly, starting new sentences with no capital letter is bad, mkay? Finally, even though it was a typo, it still adds to the irony of your entire post “even us proper spelling or grammar.” I lol’d; l2spellcheck.

    On an unrelated note, “I think that everyone should have all of the consoles, like me”- Putting aside for a minute the fact that you’ve already proven yourself to be entirely laughable and in no way a suitable role model, thus invalidating anything you say, some people have financial constraints and most aren’t stupid enough to buy a wii in the first place.


  187. Phail

    September 8, 2010 at 23:23

    I’m not sure what I find more funny; the fact that people are completely missing the point of this article and raging or the fact that there are actually people who are so tremendously fat and lazy that getting up twice within about 40-60 hours to walk a metre or two, press a button, change a disc, close the tray and then walk back to their seat (clocking a total distance of 2-4 meters) is a real issue for them.


  188. Gavin Mannion

    September 8, 2010 at 23:51

    Personally I find the fact that people are still ranting at Geoff a year later even after this game was released the best part 🙂

    It annoys him so much at times that people just don’t get it.


  189. Phail

    September 9, 2010 at 00:03

    Idd. At least they’re either at their computers, on their PS3s or sitting next to their 360s refusing to change discs on principle, though. Society is fucked if all ther pituitary retards on the internet decide to leave their homes.


  190. Belial

    September 20, 2010 at 17:12

    Pwned 😆

    Now the Wii has been ‘Jailbroken’, I may buy one…


  191. Belial

    September 20, 2010 at 17:13

    Ps3 even :silly:


  192. Giovanni

    October 25, 2010 at 00:36

    Add the time you need to go to the store and buy new batteries for the controllers, extra time you need to work to afford the online and of course the extra time needed to get a new xbox shipped to you every time you get rrod… So yes, changing disc isn’t so bad, but it sure does add to the list of annoying bullshit this system causes.


  193. lordcrusnik1986

    December 27, 2010 at 08:42

    Tell you what im not coming at this as a fanboy, i bought ff13 on xbox 360, and i own all 3 consoles, this being said…. YOUR LAZY!!!!!!!!!! Although you make good points in terms of capacity…….YOUR STILL LAZY!!!!!!!!! thank you.


  194. SoulOfTheSky

    December 28, 2010 at 13:21

    Lol. Im a fan of both Xbox and PS3, I Don’t see what the big problem about Changing discs is. Sure, PS3 has better Graphics,But that dosen’t really matter. As long as I get to play the damn game, I’m Set. Lets just all agree that Xbox has its perks and PS3 has its perks. If your a true Final Fantasy Fan, You wouldent give a monkey’s crap about Switching Discs or a difference in Quallity.


  195. Dillon

    January 4, 2011 at 00:56

    WOW, you are all fucking faggots arguing over which system is better. Why don’t you all go get a life instead of trolling each other.


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