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Yo Joe! Ubisoft’s Toy Soldiers has the POOOOWER!

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When I got my hands on toys, I often took them outside, and pitted various universes against one another. Biker Mice from Mars vs Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! My new Iron Man animated series enhanced armour suit going toe to toe with the gang of the Stan Winston Mutant Earth series. Man, last weekend was weird with all those parents staring at me while I made pew pew noises. Fortunately, there’s now an option to play with toys that won’t see more ostracised. More than usual.

That’s pretty much the idea behind Ubisoft’s tower defense game, Toy Soldiers. While the game features a generic assortment of action figure toylines that include ze Chermans and future soldiers dipping their toes into the horror of sandbox warfare (War, war never changes), there’ll also be a few licensed properties taking the field.

Including He-Man and the armies of GI Joe. I HAVE THE POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWER! Here’s a bunch of new screens and a description from the Ubisoft press release:

Today, Ubisoft unveiled four new rival toy armies to battle against each other in Toy Soldiers: War Chest. The fast-paced tower defense action game will be available in standard and Hall of Fame editions on PlayStation 4 computer entertainment system, Xbox One, the all-in-one games and entertainment system from Microsoft and Windows PC this summer.

Toy Soldiers: War Chest Hall of Fame edition brings to life four additional nostalgic action figures that allow players to recreate imaginative battles using their favourite childhood heroes. Energised by the power of Grayskull, the Masters of the Universe army is led by He-Man, The Most Powerful Man in the Universe. Gifted with unimaginable strength and fearless courage, He-Man, Battle Cat and his Eternian warriors team up to protect the Eternia toy box from the forces of darkness.

Also marching into the toy box is America’s highly trained special mission force, code name: G.I. Joe. Led by brave field commander Duke and armed with an arsenal of weapons and overflowing with American spirit, this team works together on the front lines to stop evil in its tracks. Two additional licensed armies will be included in the Hall of Fame edition and announced at a later date.

Will those other two armies mentioned include Stretch Armstrong and the Transformers? A man-child can dream…

Last Updated: June 11, 2015


  1. Funny thing is, I can actually imagine you going all pew pew


  2. Admiral Chief's Adventure

    June 11, 2015 at 12:33

    Sadly, lost me at Ubisoft…


  3. Lothy

    June 11, 2015 at 12:36

    I made the mistake of watching the he-man intro again for kicks. Needless to say I got it in the childhood..

    no hidden gay agendas there, none what so ever. According to the intro its just all fabulous super powers…


    • Admiral Chief's Adventure

      June 11, 2015 at 12:48



    • Sageville

      June 11, 2015 at 12:51

      I never understood how no-one put 2 and 2 together realizing this muscled beefcake with a blonde bob and love of pink was in fact He-man…. eternia was clueless….


      • Hammersteyn

        June 11, 2015 at 12:52

        Needed a T at the start of his name.


      • Lothy

        June 11, 2015 at 12:52

        They should rename the series to something more accurate He’s-YourMan *blows kiss*


        • Hammersteyn

          June 11, 2015 at 12:54

          It’s all fun and games till he pulls out his sword exclaiming that he has the power O_o


          • DJSkippy

            June 11, 2015 at 14:55


    • Hammersteyn

      June 11, 2015 at 12:52

      Freddy Mercury, George Michael and Elton john disagrees…..oh wait..


    • lygamnt

      June 11, 2015 at 16:53

      Its not pink, its salmon… Nope just kinda gay.


  4. Hammersteyn

    June 11, 2015 at 12:47

    BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL! Kids these days have no idea


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