The internet spoke, and Coffee Stain Studios has listened. Goat simulator is coming. The game I’ve pegged as the Game of All Time is a fun little project that was never meant to be a commercial project, but they’ve made a ewe turn. The world, it seems, wants to live out its Capricorn fantasies.
You can pre-order the game for $9.99 here, giving you access to the obviously anticipated Goat Simulator 3 days before it officially releases on Steam.Pre-ordering gets you a guaranteed Steam key, and you’ll very probably be able to earn Steam achievements for doing goaty things.
It all seems a bit fun, but $10 bucks to run about as a goat doesn’t strike me as good value. even the developer don;t really recommend you spend your money on Goat Simulator.
Goat Simulator is a small, broken and stupid game. I t was made in a couple of weeks so don’t expect a game in the size and scope of GTA with goats. In fact, you’re better off not expecting anything at all actually. To be completely honest, it would be best if you’d spend your $10 on a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe a real-life goat.
But wait! Coffee Stain Studios has confirmed they’ll be adding steam workshop support, so the game will end up being modded to madness, adding all sorts of fun fun animals and silly things to do. I probably won;t be buying and playing this myself, but I sure as hell am keen to watch other people’s Let’s Plays of this madness when it’s released later this year.
Last Updated: February 12, 2014
Captain GUZ
February 12, 2014 at 08:28
No kidding its tuff being a goat
Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!
February 12, 2014 at 08:43
badum…..tsh
Gr8_Balls_o_Fire
February 12, 2014 at 08:29
Will this be another Flappy Bird?
Flappy Goat? Wait i’m off to CIPRO
VampyricSquirrel Monk
February 12, 2014 at 08:32
What else are they going to create a simulator for? I thought SimAnt was a waste of programming, but this takes the cake.
Captain GUZ
February 12, 2014 at 08:34
a game about programing
VampyricSquirrel Monk
February 12, 2014 at 08:36
Programmer Simulator…. my word that’ll probably be boring.
Alien Emperor Trevor
February 12, 2014 at 08:39
But programming always looks so exciting in the movies. Bright, colourful, thumping music & full of hot women who aren’t hot because they wear glasses.
VampyricSquirrel Monk
February 12, 2014 at 08:41
Yeah, true, but it’ll have to be “realistic”… showing what programming is REALLY like. #nolife #foreverSP #workingnights #noweekends
Captain GUZ
February 12, 2014 at 08:43
#foreverSP FTW…………..not multipalyer for best results
Captain GUZ
February 12, 2014 at 08:41
What was that movie with called with Angelina Jolie and they were all hackers or somthing , lol they still used dtiffies in dat movie
Acornbread
February 12, 2014 at 08:50
Hackers I think. The 90s are looking nearly as silly as the 80s now.
Captain GUZ
February 12, 2014 at 08:52
maybe we getting old…….
Acornbread
February 12, 2014 at 08:54
Old people are smarter. 😛
TiMsTeR1033
February 12, 2014 at 08:55
To think they thought we would have flying cars by now..
Acornbread
February 12, 2014 at 10:11
We do but they don’t usually work anymore after they land. 🙁
Alien Emperor Trevor
February 12, 2014 at 08:56
… Hackers ;P
Weanerdog
February 12, 2014 at 09:24
Sim accountant
Mossel
February 12, 2014 at 11:13
Woah there! SimAnt was awesome! I completely destroyed the entire yard and the house with my ants!
Acornbread
February 12, 2014 at 08:33
…
VampyricSquirrel Monk
February 12, 2014 at 08:33
Well said!
Captain GUZ
February 12, 2014 at 08:34
hahahhaah you guys match up
VampyricSquirrel Monk
February 12, 2014 at 08:35
Oi, leave the squirrels alone!
Captain GUZ
February 12, 2014 at 08:36
Only if u tell me were all the acorns are hidden
Acornbread
February 12, 2014 at 08:36
Nevah!
Captain GUZ
February 12, 2014 at 08:37
Please i’m starving
Acornbread
February 12, 2014 at 08:41
Okay fine.
Captain GUZ
February 12, 2014 at 08:43
yay, promise wont eat it all in one go
Acornbread
February 12, 2014 at 08:35
Here.
Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!
February 12, 2014 at 08:43
Bwahahahahahahhaa
TiMsTeR1033
February 12, 2014 at 08:45
This goat is Skyrim approved
Captain GUZ
February 12, 2014 at 08:47
U play ESo beta? was very disappointed
TiMsTeR1033
February 12, 2014 at 08:48
Nope, haven’t even played skyrim much, as I don’t own it I am a sad panda I know.
Captain GUZ
February 12, 2014 at 08:50
I downloaded that B!Tch for 4 day , finished on last day of beta test, was highly disapointed, rather play skyrim. I mean 1000 rand for game plus subs what are these guys smoking
TiMsTeR1033
February 12, 2014 at 08:53
Socks filled with herion. I had a funny feeling this would fail, look if they can make it work would perhaps be great, but Elderscrolls games are known for the glitches.
Captain GUZ
February 12, 2014 at 08:55
Ya im a big fan(of the lore) but cant see myself paying every month to play skyrim on steroids
TiMsTeR1033
February 12, 2014 at 08:57
Neither would I man. It should be free or atleast alot cheaper.
VampyreSquirrel
February 12, 2014 at 12:11
Heroin is cheaper than TESO
TiMsTeR1033
February 12, 2014 at 12:17
So the answer about debit is?
VampyreSquirrel
February 12, 2014 at 12:45
I answered you twice… sheesh… I couldn’t add my debit cards… Visa and Master Card work tho.
TiMsTeR1033
February 12, 2014 at 12:48
I never saw man my bad! thanks for checking that for me!
VampyreSquirrel
February 12, 2014 at 13:09
No problem dude
Alien Emperor Trevor
February 12, 2014 at 08:34
It’ll quickly become your goat-to game for crazy fun eh Geoff?
VampyricSquirrel Monk
February 12, 2014 at 08:35
Da dum TSH
InsanityFlea
February 12, 2014 at 08:35
I’m not sure if i want to laugh or cry.
Acornbread
February 12, 2014 at 08:38
Both, is the appropriate response. 😛
Captain GUZ
February 12, 2014 at 08:37
Just dont goggle goat
Umar Reborn
February 12, 2014 at 08:39
I wonder if you can sacrifice the goats to summon a demon
Werner Morris
February 12, 2014 at 08:39
Yes this might very well be the best game of all time.
TiMsTeR1033
February 12, 2014 at 08:41
What’s next, Fly simulator. Experience, a world of sitting on dung, landing in peoples food, flying, avoid fly squatters and DOOM. Coming 2016 Spring
Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!
February 12, 2014 at 08:42
That actually sounds pretty cool
TiMsTeR1033
February 12, 2014 at 08:43
I know I wanted to say that but wasn’t sure anyone else would agree.
Acornbread
February 12, 2014 at 08:45
Only if it has Oculus support.
Captain GUZ
February 12, 2014 at 08:46
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
TiMsTeR1033
February 12, 2014 at 08:47
That would fuck with your head!
Acornbread
February 12, 2014 at 08:48
😀
Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!
February 12, 2014 at 08:41
I vote that Darryn needs to do the review for this. Anyone else agree?
VampyricSquirrel Monk
February 12, 2014 at 08:41
Seconded! Totally agree.
TiMsTeR1033
February 12, 2014 at 08:42
Thirded! if that is a word!
Captain GUZ
February 12, 2014 at 08:45
Thats just mean
VampyreSquirrel
February 12, 2014 at 08:47
That’s the point 😛
Captain GUZ
February 12, 2014 at 08:48
soz in good guy mode as i’m in a good mood this morning
VampyreSquirrel
February 12, 2014 at 09:07
Lol! No problem, I understand… I’m just going to talk to Geoff and Gavin to try make sure Darryn gets this to review hehehe
TiMsTeR1033
February 12, 2014 at 08:47
Mean is reserved for good people.hehe
DBL_ZA
February 12, 2014 at 08:48
This will be about as exciting as watching a goat chewing grass *ba dum tsss*
Hammersteyn
February 12, 2014 at 08:54
LOL
DBL_ZA
February 12, 2014 at 08:57
Had to get it in before someone else did (no sick thoughts)
Hammersteyn
February 12, 2014 at 08:49
More amped for this game than Titanfall
DBL_ZA
February 12, 2014 at 08:49
What if Titanfall had giant robot goats?
Hammersteyn
February 12, 2014 at 08:54
It would be more like MAAAAAATLEFIELD 4 or COD:Goats
DBL_ZA
February 12, 2014 at 08:57
XD XD XD
I’d like to submit this for comment of the week
Umar Reborn
February 12, 2014 at 08:58
TROLOLOOL Great!!
Alien Emperor Trevor
February 12, 2014 at 09:01
The Titans could be trolls, and goats are great at wall running & knocking down trolls. It’s brilliant, Billy Goats Gruff brought to life.
DBL_ZA
February 12, 2014 at 09:02
Mmmm I see a mod on the way….
Captain GUZ
February 12, 2014 at 08:51
Source engine FTW ……………….NOT
TiMsTeR1033
February 12, 2014 at 08:52
you said it man!
TiMsTeR1033
February 12, 2014 at 08:51
One of the many challenges in Goat simulator, Goat Vs Car
DBL_ZA
February 12, 2014 at 08:55
Mmmm PvP would be fun
http://goo.gl/5zH9cr
Macethy
February 12, 2014 at 08:58
Why would someone pay for something so stupid? It only encourages people to create more trash like this and flood the marketplace.
Rags
February 12, 2014 at 09:37
The result of laddergoat?
HvR
February 12, 2014 at 10:02
NEEEDS MOAAR GOATSTEP!!!