Usually, when Sony releases a new firmware update for the PlayStation 4, some monumental changes are introduced to the system. From all new hubs with which to connect with other players to improving the built-in video recording software to capture up to an hour of footage, core numbered Sony PlayStation 4 updates are big news.
Today, you might have noticed that your console is ready for firmware update 6.0o. So what does it do? The answer, in my clickbaitiest of voices, may just surprise you. But before we reveal why I just dragged a click out of you, here’s a list of features in 6.00 that may or may not be in the update:
- Automatically detects if you have an Xbox One and laughs at the team green exclusives available
- Scowls disapprovingly at Fortnite if its detected on other platforms
- Automatically softens the physical edge of generation one PS4 consoles so that they fit in with the current slim model
- Automatically loads Ubisoft’s new pooch-grooming game, Wash_Dogs
- Goes bowling with Cousin Roman
- Unleashes bees
- Unleashes even more bees
- Oh dear god why are there so many bees
Okay, here’s what the update really does according to the install notes:
This system software update improves system performance.
Surprise!
Last Updated: September 13, 2018
For the Emperor!
September 13, 2018 at 15:39
“laughs at the team green exclusives available” – hahahahaha
*sits in corner and cries due to a lock of Kratos on XBone 🙁
Sean Carbutt
September 13, 2018 at 15:22
LOl. Yip, the typical Sony update BS. We also had an update last week.
Dutch Matrix
September 13, 2018 at 15:29
Yes well. Ok. Ha ha. Still took an hour to get Spiderman installed from disc. Fail
Pieter Kruger
September 13, 2018 at 15:36
….automatically moves left thumb stick to correct position, you can now also rename your cat, and finally fixes Spiderman glitches…cough cough, I mean removes Spiderman “Easter Eggs”……???
GooseZA
September 13, 2018 at 15:47
Would love to have a PS4 as well for the games I’ve missed like Bloodborne and Last of Us etc but that controller…
Apparently the latest one is a lot better but both thumbsticks in the middle is just wrong.
Original Heretic
September 13, 2018 at 15:51
There are 3rd party controllers that have the XB layout.
I keep meaning to get one. But then I get a new game instead.
Gr8_Balls_o_Fire
September 14, 2018 at 10:21
Why the hell do I have to keep reminding you fussports about this?
Edit: Disqus is not allowing me to upload pics. Search for Nacon Revolution Pro 2 controller.
Gr8_Balls_o_Fire
September 14, 2018 at 10:56
Is that really the best insult you can come up with? You’ve done better. Stop slipping.
HvR
September 13, 2018 at 15:37
So Sony added more secret sauce
https://gph.is/2jsNxEQ
For the Emperor!
September 13, 2018 at 15:39
“laughs at the team green exclusives available” – hahahahaha
*sits in corner and cries due to a lock of Kratos on XBone 🙁
G8crasha
September 13, 2018 at 16:03
And here I was getting all excited (about what, I have no idea – I was just getting excited)!
Gr8_Balls_o_Fire
September 14, 2018 at 10:18
I saw that and was “wtf?” That it?