Guys. Guys! GUUIIRRRZ! There’s more than one sandbox game available! So stop playing GTA V and congesting the damn servers. After all, Saints Row IV was some goofy fun and it has some new content on the way. Content that unfortunately does not come with a complimentary ball-gag.
If you’ve got a season pass, good news, you’ll be getting the game anyway. If you didn’t buy into that nonsense, then you can pick it up for $6.99. Out on October 22, the expansion that was originally meant for Saints Row The Third will have players taking down the insane AI program as she attempts to bring her message of leather, whips and nipple-clamps to the real world.
Our office gimp seems to dig this DLC. When we asked him for an opinion, he said “Mfff mmmmffghhg mfff”.
Last Updated: October 11, 2013
ToshZA
October 11, 2013 at 15:08
There’s a “yo mamma” joke somewhere here, but I can’t hear it over the muffled screams.
Kromas
October 11, 2013 at 15:11
Yay! … Time go ask Kinzie that personal question again!
Seraphim
October 11, 2013 at 16:00
Strangely enough I decided to run “Mfff mmmmffghhg mfff” through a special gimp to english translator and it came out as this article nearly word for word.
I formally accuse Darryn of being the office gimp.