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Midweek Mouth-off: Noah you're talking!

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This Friday Noah opens in South Africa with a blockbuster 3D (and 3D IMAX) treatment… and surprisingly little fanfare and/or controversy despite it being a Hollywood reinterpretation of a Bible story – giving it an unusual “timeless” spin. More importantly for cinephiles, Noah is the latest from writer-director Darren Aronofsky, who never fails to wow with his striking, frequently surreal visuals. So, today we want to know how you feel about this CGI-heavy Russell Crowe starrer. Excited? Couldn’t care less?

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Last Updated: April 2, 2014


  1. Lardus-Resident Perve

    April 2, 2014 at 10:48

    Only care enough to make a comment that I do not care much 😛


  2. Skyblue

    April 2, 2014 at 10:51

    Crowe and Aronofsky are more than enough to get me excited even if the subject matter is a bit meh.


  3. Gareth L (That eXCheez Guy)

    April 2, 2014 at 11:17

    Do they pronounce his name properly at least (Noagh, not No-a)? Does Crowe (in character) sing “Making movies, singing songs, flooding ’round the world”?

    If both answers are “yes” then I’m keen.


  4. Rince

    April 2, 2014 at 11:26

    I just want to see him convince the dinosaurs they are not needed on the boat…


  5. Alien Emperor Trevor

    April 2, 2014 at 12:34

    Titanic 2000BC. Not interested enough to go watch it at the cinema, maybe on Netflix later down the line.


    • Gareth L (That eXCheez Guy)

      April 3, 2014 at 16:56

      “My ark will go oooooOOOOoooonnn…”


  6. Kervyn Cloete

    April 2, 2014 at 12:50

    I’ll tell you tomorrow, after I’ve seen it 😀


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