Wish me luck good people of the internet, for tonight I will do my best to assist my hairier half as he takes on Dark Souls 3. I will also be taking care of a baby who had injections today. I don’t know which is going to be more dangerous. Think of me when you rest at your bonfires.
In Other News: GTA micro transactions yield macro-money, twitter makes AI into horrible being and my approach to gaming with child has made me giggle all day.
Here’s the news we didn’t post today because we were too busy making Graeme into a meme.
News
Activision Blizzard boasts new CS:GO eSports viewership record
GTA 5’s Online Mode Has Generated Half a Billion Dollars
Enter the Gungeon sells 200k copies in a week
Miitomo Has About 4 Million Monthly Active Users, Estimated $280,000 In Weekly Revenue
Stuff
EA backpedals on pre-season NHL predictions, probably still won’t be right
EA reveals early details of its E3 2016 Play event
This is how you play video games with a baby
Vidja
Total War: WARHAMMER – The Empire vs Chaos Warriors Let’s Play
The A.I. That Turned Into Hitler: An Analysis
The Division (Zero Punctuation)
The Movies
The first trailer for DOCTOR STRANGE is here!
New SPIDER-MAN solo film title announced; potential new villain revealed
INDIANA JONES 5 will follow on from KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL
Midweek Movie Mouth-Off: we need new movie awards
STAR WARS: ROGUE ONE’s Darth Vader has been cast!
The dead are coming in this new trailer for GAME OF THRONES season 6!
Last Updated: April 13, 2016
Lord Chaos
April 13, 2016 at 16:04
First!! Take that Captain JJ
Captain JJ the Isolatid
April 13, 2016 at 16:14
What?
What am I taking?
Lord Chaos
April 13, 2016 at 16:14
Ridicule.
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
April 13, 2016 at 16:16
And water is wet
Lord Chaos
April 13, 2016 at 16:17
I don’t know why I’m so mean today. Even told a cute girl to piss off and ask the correct people.
Captain JJ the Isolatid
April 13, 2016 at 16:17
Well, your second name is Chaos.
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
April 13, 2016 at 16:17
Because they use cuteness as currency?
Lord Chaos
April 13, 2016 at 16:18
What do you trade in?
Captain JJ the Isolatid
April 13, 2016 at 16:18
Upvotes.
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
April 13, 2016 at 16:18
XD
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
April 13, 2016 at 16:19
Skill
Lord Chaos
April 13, 2016 at 16:19
Why do you think they come to me? 😛
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
April 13, 2016 at 16:19
Good point
Captain JJ the Isolatid
April 13, 2016 at 16:17
You’re stating the obv….wait a second!!
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
April 13, 2016 at 16:18
I lolled
Captain JJ the Isolatid
April 13, 2016 at 16:16
I suppose that’s fair.
VampyreSquirrel
April 13, 2016 at 16:16
That?
Captain JJ the Isolatid
April 13, 2016 at 16:16
Ah, my nemesis.
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
April 13, 2016 at 16:05
Two days left and still no Sophie………………..
hairyknees
April 14, 2016 at 07:10
It’s coming 😉
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
April 14, 2016 at 07:56
That’s what Sophie said XD
I saw the Whatsapp, about time, cant wait
Alien Emperor Trevor
April 13, 2016 at 16:05
The way most people here braai, their meat will never die.
Lord Chaos
April 13, 2016 at 16:05
It can die as I bite into it you heathen.
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
April 13, 2016 at 16:07
We should braai him, see how he likes it.
Alien Emperor Trevor
April 13, 2016 at 16:10
Pffft. That’s like threatening to burn a witch by tying her to a match stick.
Lord Chaos
April 13, 2016 at 16:10
And then… eating her? O_o
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
April 13, 2016 at 16:11
Not all witches are ugly as hell…. wait what?
Alien Emperor Trevor
April 13, 2016 at 16:10
Sorry, I didn’t know you were a vegetarian.
Lord Chaos
April 13, 2016 at 16:12
I’ll bite you in the face.
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
April 13, 2016 at 16:13
I bet he tastes insolent
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
April 13, 2016 at 16:06
Does it have a pulse? No. Is it medium rare? Yes. Bon Apetit
Captain JJ the Isolatid
April 13, 2016 at 16:15
Well, cardboard never lived at all.
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
April 13, 2016 at 16:16
Hah!
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
April 13, 2016 at 16:06
Half a Billion Dollars in MT for Gta……..I hate people so much, so very very much
DragonSpirit009
April 13, 2016 at 16:07
I need a good braai… Had a very bad day!
Captain JJ the Isolatid
April 13, 2016 at 16:15
I need it for the fire and the drinks more than I do for the food.
DragonSpirit009
April 13, 2016 at 16:18
Well for me the primary thing is the drinks so maybe I need alcohol more than a braai!
Lord Chaos
April 13, 2016 at 16:18
I have beer… right now… in front of me…
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
April 13, 2016 at 16:19
Is cold and bitter?
Lord Chaos
April 13, 2016 at 16:20
Ice cold. A few degrees above my heart.
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
April 13, 2016 at 16:21
10 more minutes till beer o clock, if I don’t crack and drive through the office gates before then
Lord Chaos
April 13, 2016 at 16:21
Still at the office? For shame. 😛
Captain JJ the Isolatid
April 13, 2016 at 16:21
I’m still here for another hour probably. 🙁
DragonSpirit009
April 13, 2016 at 16:22
I’m just at the office for the internet XD
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
April 13, 2016 at 16:22
LOL
Captain JJ the Isolatid
April 13, 2016 at 16:24
I’m here because my car is here.
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
April 13, 2016 at 16:26
I’m here because leaving 5 minutes early means you’re stealing
Captain JJ the Isolatid
April 13, 2016 at 16:28
Yea, feels like it here if I attempt to leave early.
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
April 13, 2016 at 16:29
Staying late though, that’s expected
Lord Chaos
April 13, 2016 at 16:29
Seems like the two of you are full of care.
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
April 13, 2016 at 16:30
Boredom, watching text flash on the screen as the report finished
Lord Chaos
April 13, 2016 at 16:31
I can’t wait to get home, just so I can actually open LazyGamer
Captain JJ the Isolatid
April 13, 2016 at 16:30
I’ve had better days.
We can’t all be as softhearted as you, you know.
Captain JJ the Isolatid
April 13, 2016 at 16:30
Yea man. I start at 6:30 and then leaving before 5 is a sin. 🙁
DragonSpirit009
April 13, 2016 at 16:26
So you leave when your car tells you to leave?
Captain JJ the Isolatid
April 13, 2016 at 16:27
We have a complex relationship, my car and I. 😛
DragonSpirit009
April 13, 2016 at 16:28
I see! I see! And does the car always win?
Captain JJ the Isolatid
April 13, 2016 at 16:29
Yes. :/
DragonSpirit009
April 13, 2016 at 16:29
Oh so it’s like my relationship with my friends! I get it!
Captain JJ the Isolatid
April 13, 2016 at 16:32
Haha.
My friends can be a “little” indecisive at the best of times.
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
April 13, 2016 at 16:33
Rince when he goes shopping and is torn between the mens and boys section?
Captain JJ the Isolatid
April 13, 2016 at 16:35
Haha!
I think I laughed a bit too loudly at that. :/
Lord Chaos
April 13, 2016 at 16:33
*”friends”
Fixed it for you
DragonSpirit009
April 13, 2016 at 16:35
My friends choose their boyfriends above me so yeah…. I always loose in any argument or decision. I mean I get it sure they are in love but damn when your friend tries to help you move mountains without thinking twice I would think you would be nice to that friend.
Sorry a bit of a rant there!
Lord Chaos
April 13, 2016 at 16:36
Clearly you have not seen the kind of rants these guys can get into…
DragonSpirit009
April 13, 2016 at 16:39
I’m a lady… I try to be nice when I can
Lord Chaos
April 13, 2016 at 16:40
I… I work in an over worked IT department, lost my sense of “human” a few years back.
Lord Chaos
April 13, 2016 at 16:43
Edit: Over worked IT department in the finance industry…. (Makes more sense now)
Captain JJ the Isolatid
April 13, 2016 at 16:45
Now I know exactly what you’re talking about.
I’m not in IT, but I’ve seen that from the other side. You have my sympathies.
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
April 13, 2016 at 16:47
Shame, he probably needs to work late to update the database every time Zuma opens his noise hole
Lord Chaos
April 13, 2016 at 16:48
Hells no, I’m a team lead, I get others to do it for me. 😛
DragonSpirit009
April 13, 2016 at 16:43
We get yearly courses on interacting with people and being nice to our co-workers… eventually after 10 years it sets in
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
April 13, 2016 at 16:44
I’m very nice to my co-workers, they’re still walking around without broken legs
Lord Chaos
April 13, 2016 at 16:45
And their arms?
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
April 13, 2016 at 16:45
They can’t work without those
DragonSpirit009
April 13, 2016 at 16:45
Walking? With broken legs? You mean the leopard crawl of fear?
Captain JJ the Isolatid
April 13, 2016 at 16:46
XD
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
April 13, 2016 at 16:46
XD
Lord Chaos
April 13, 2016 at 16:44
They tried that with me. I feel it’s discrimination against personality.
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
April 13, 2016 at 16:47
It is, they know exactly who they employed.
Lord Chaos
April 13, 2016 at 16:48
Made the instructor cry by listing serial killers who got along amazing with other people…
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
April 13, 2016 at 16:48
LOL
DragonSpirit009
April 13, 2016 at 16:48
I hate those courses. But I sometimes work with clients so I have to be nice. Luckily being an only child I have mastered the face of innocence.
Captain JJ the Isolatid
April 13, 2016 at 16:49
Only child: “It wasn’t me! It was…..” *innocent face*
😀
Lord Chaos
April 13, 2016 at 16:51
“JJ’s weights! They broke the lamp”
Captain JJ the Isolatid
April 13, 2016 at 16:52
Proof that it wasn’t me, it was out of my control!
DragonSpirit009
April 13, 2016 at 16:51
That innocent face helped a lot so you know. My one friend who is a policeman can even tell when I’m guilty or not.
Captain JJ the Isolatid
April 13, 2016 at 16:52
Haha. Good.
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
April 13, 2016 at 16:53
Does it all depend on how much cash you slip him? 😛
DragonSpirit009
April 13, 2016 at 16:55
Not at all. I shared a house with him and his wife for two years. In those years he said he never really knew when I was kidding or being honest.
Lord Chaos
April 13, 2016 at 16:51
Business is our client, and I head up day to day stability, so I deal with them every day.
And apparently they still somehow like me
DragonSpirit009
April 13, 2016 at 16:53
Cause some people just like people who don’t take crap from certain things! I take it you’re one of those people who don’t take crap!
Lord Chaos
April 13, 2016 at 16:56
Must be it. Or that I can push all their future changes to lowest priority
Lord Chaos
April 13, 2016 at 16:57
Anywho, time for some games. Cheers till tomorrow.
Captain JJ the Isolatid
April 13, 2016 at 16:37
Rant away. We’re quite good at it here 😀
Sir Rants actually has a quota. I think it’s seven, if I’m not mistaken 😛
I think you need to join on the next lagz get together in Cape Town. I’ve missed quite a few recently due to some unforeseen circumstances. But it’s always fun. Most of them are good people 😉
Lord Chaos
April 13, 2016 at 16:38
Except it’s Cape Town. Feels like the set of The Walking Dead every time I enter that city
Captain JJ the Isolatid
April 13, 2016 at 16:39
Don’t let oVg put you off Cape Town like that 😛
Lord Chaos
April 13, 2016 at 16:41
Cloning is legal over there?
DragonSpirit009
April 13, 2016 at 16:40
I usually miss the post for when you guys are planning but meeting Lagz people is on my bucket list!
Lord Chaos
April 13, 2016 at 16:27
Now you’re just looking for it.
Captain JJ the Isolatid
April 13, 2016 at 16:27
😀
Lord Chaos
April 13, 2016 at 16:23
Did I ask you? Don’t you have gym weights to drop or something?
Too mean 🙁
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
April 13, 2016 at 16:23
Very lowbrow 😛
Captain JJ the Isolatid
April 13, 2016 at 16:24
Damn, that’s so good I can’t even argue with it.
Captain JJ the Isolatid
April 13, 2016 at 16:25
Don’t you get it! It’s not just about the drop, it’s about the whole dance that leads to that mementous occassion.
The scar has healed quite well btw. THANKS FOR ASKING! 😀
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
April 13, 2016 at 16:22
Yeah, very busy um…….commenting
Lord Chaos
April 13, 2016 at 16:23
We were ungodly busy. Server move and us devs have to ensure programs run
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
April 13, 2016 at 16:24
I’ve had that once. Program works, server moves, program doesn’t work…. Oh it must be the program that’s broken
DragonSpirit009
April 13, 2016 at 16:20
I’m prepared to say I hate you but I’m to sad to hate right now.
Captain JJ the Isolatid
April 13, 2016 at 16:20
Yes, which might make the fire dangerous.
So just drinks then! 😀
DragonSpirit009
April 13, 2016 at 16:21
Guess I’ll be stopping by the liquor store on my way home!
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
April 13, 2016 at 16:11
Heh that Graeme meme, even I made one
Jan Prins
April 13, 2016 at 16:22
aaaaaarrrrrggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
April 13, 2016 at 16:23
Sleeping on the keyboard again?
Captain JJ the Isolatid
April 13, 2016 at 16:24
Last time I rolled my face into my keyboard to simulate sleeping on it people who passed my office stopped and stared.
Lord Chaos
April 13, 2016 at 16:24
Yea, I mean… something other than weights on your face?
I need to stop being so mean…
Captain JJ the Isolatid
April 13, 2016 at 16:26
I took that hit lying on my back which is different…well, maybe not THAT different from work.
Lord Chaos
April 13, 2016 at 16:29
Spend a lot of time on your back do you?
*Runs
Captain JJ the Isolatid
April 13, 2016 at 16:33
*tries to roll off back and jump up to chase Lord Chaos*
Captain JJ the Isolatid
April 13, 2016 at 16:23
I understand where you’re coming from, but I feel like you’re just looking at this from one angle.
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
April 13, 2016 at 16:25
Enlighten us, or is it personal?
Captain JJ the Isolatid
April 13, 2016 at 16:26
Rububble!
(I don’t do well when I’m put on the spot)