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Bhut Jolokia Review – SO HAWT!

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This is the face of stupidity - Brendaaaaa

The Lazygamer crew, and by that I mean myself and Gavin because Geoff and Zoe are cowards/intelligent, have been dipping into some hot stuff lately. Gavin would have habaneros, I’d down hot sauce. But I think I have him beat. Because I just ate one of the hottest peppers known to man.

[Gavin edit] Seriously this gets quite revolting after he downs the milk.. if you have a weak stomach watch until his last drink of milk and then just stop… Don’t say you have not been warned, Continue to watch Darryn attempt the Ghost Pepper Challenge [/edit]

If you can’t watch the video above, then here’s the short and sweet of what I just did: I ate a Bhut Jolokia chili, and it burnt like a well-timed insult from Rodney Dangerfield. There’s no way to properly describe what I experienced. There was pure heat, pain, I couldn’t breathe at one point and for some reason I started developing web-fluid glands in my mouth.

Hell, I couldn’t even use my mouth properly for a half hour afterwards. This stuff, is the  real deal. Heat rating? A motherloving Hate/10.

Last Updated: August 6, 2013

36 Comments

  1. Nice going Darryn. You stuck with it…

    ” Don’t ever swallow, don’t ever swallow”… lolz

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  2. Brian Murphy

    August 6, 2013 at 17:20

    You’re welcome Lazygamer fans, I forwarded a video to Gavin on this LOL.

    Probably the best review I’ve ever seen (no offense LG Staff) hehe, that looked like allot of fun Darryn.

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  3. Marc

    August 6, 2013 at 17:22

    Well done sir… you have some balls… Gavin, your move?

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    • Unavengedavo

      August 6, 2013 at 17:24

      the Trinidad Scorpion Moruga chili?

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      • Marc

        August 6, 2013 at 17:29

        Had to look that one up. That will give you permanent ring sting on the chutney valve…

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      • Brian Murphy

        August 6, 2013 at 17:33

        Or just go straight to the pinnacle…Blairs 16m reserve, pure crystalline capsaicin. Bhut Jolokia is roughly 1 million scoville. Blairs 16m is 16,000,000 scoville. And according to Blair, it’s like smashing your tongue with a hammer, and then dealing with a swollen tongue for the next few weeks.

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        • Unavengedavo

          August 6, 2013 at 17:38

          ooh, it comes with a warning…

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          • Brian Murphy

            August 6, 2013 at 18:12

            I currently own Blairs 3am reserve, which is ‘only’ 2 million scoville. Having tried the 3am, I can’t even begin to tell you what 16m would be like…but, I’d try it hehe.

          • Major Commodore 64 Darryn B

            August 7, 2013 at 06:17

            You’re freakin’ mad. MAD I SAY!

          • Brian Murphy

            August 7, 2013 at 06:48

            Hehehe, I love hot food dude, absolutely love it. When I make curry, I usually use all sorts of peppers (habaneros, jalapenos, pablano’s, hungarian wax etc…), I de-vein and de-seed them, slice them very thin and throw all but the habaneros into a saute pan with water chestnuts, bean sprouts, and whatever other veg I can get my hands on. In a different pan I saute chicken in pomegranate molasses. And in a pot, I cook some really good Jasmine rice that I have.

            I throw the habaneros into a coconut milk + curry powder mixture that I reduce for awhile (by about a 3rd), and then if it’s not hot enough, I add the Blairs (In the last 15-20 minutes, I’ll throw in chopped Bok Choi). The peppers are for the flavor, Blairs is for the heat. Muahaha. So good though. It’s one of those recipes where you can’t stop eating it, even though it’s melting the skin off the roof of your mouth. Hilarious to watch my friends try to eat what I make for myself and my brother (we have ridiculously high tolerances), though if I know in advance, I’ll tone it down for company.

            No point in making a huge pile of food that only 2 people will eat lol. But yeah, funny vid man, very funny. Just be glad Gavin isn’t making you review games while you suffer from the effects lol. That was the original plan 😉

          • Gavin Mannion

            August 7, 2013 at 07:26

            I’ve seen that Blairs before… I’m sure you could die from that

          • Brian Murphy

            August 7, 2013 at 07:38

            Capsaicin itself won’t actually kill you, it’s the shock, and the panic that many people feel when they ingest something so much hotter than they expect, that can lead to heart issues.

            Turned into an aerosol, it wouldn’t kill you, but it’d really mess up your soft tissue (eyes, nose, throat, sinuses etc…), and put you down for quite some time.

            Blair’s is the way to go though, if you like spicy foods, it literally takes a tiny drop to super heat food, though I usually dip a knife into it and stir that into whatever I’m making. Only suggested for folks who have an extreme tolerance heh.

          • Paul Fouche

            August 12, 2013 at 12:30

            Brian murphy you sir are crazy hahaha 16 m . i would COTCH actually i dont even think i would be able to cotch cause that will burn too 😛 i love hot.. but there is that line…. and there is always someone who crosses that line. guess it was you today

          • Brian Murphy

            August 15, 2013 at 17:17

            To be fair, I haven’t tried the 16m yet. The 3am is $50/bottle, and the 16m reserve is $250 (last I checked). And it’s not like you can break off a piece of a pure capsaicin crystal. So you’d literally be putting yourself through torture, just to waste $250 lol. I’ll try it someday though, because I love spicy things, I have a massive tolerance, and I don’t panic….that’s the killer, panicking.

            Capsaicin’s like acid, once you decide to try it and put it in your body. It’s with you for awhile so sit back and enjoy the ride lol. 🙂

  4. Unavengedavo

    August 6, 2013 at 17:24

    Moral of the story? Never eat food that can be weaponized!

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  5. Lardus-Wolverine

    August 6, 2013 at 17:34

    Well done young man! Now we believe you! * and really liked the extra text in the videos haha*

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  6. Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

    August 6, 2013 at 18:06

    Pure madness 0.o

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  7. Skyblue

    August 6, 2013 at 19:20

    I LOL’ed so hard watching that, thx Darryn!!

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  8. Trevor Davies

    August 6, 2013 at 19:30

    Well done Darryn, you’re a braver man than I.

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  9. ElimiNathan

    August 6, 2013 at 19:32

    Hahahahhaa

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  10. Gustav Minnie

    August 6, 2013 at 19:33

    “Can somebody describe to me what a bad trip looks and feels like?”

    Click PLAY.

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  11. Grimthwacker

    August 7, 2013 at 07:30

    Holy crap!!! Respect!!

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  12. Rock789

    August 7, 2013 at 07:48

    Great vid! Funny as hell! 🙂 And what the heck was that web fluid? Perhaps Ghost Peppers give you special powers? Noticed anything different since you ingested them, Darryn? Apart from the facial numbness and “the morning after effect”?

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  13. Brady miaau

    August 7, 2013 at 07:54

    What, no glass? 🙂

    10 / 10 for bravery, minus several million, for well,, um, you know. Ask Zaphod.

    Impressive

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  14. Spathi

    August 7, 2013 at 07:56

    Congrats Darryn. Video made me laugh, especially when you transformed from being Batman to being Spiderman, shooting webs from your mouth.

    You’re probably making handstands in the shower by now?

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    • Trevor Davies

      August 7, 2013 at 08:11

      “Look mom! I’m a volcano!”

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  15. Admiral Chief Minion 47

    August 7, 2013 at 08:18

    Restecpa!

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  16. Jonah Cash

    August 7, 2013 at 08:21

    You sir, you win the internet!!!!!!!

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  17. No Longer SIR Twakkus

    August 7, 2013 at 08:22

    Bro respect!

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  18. Alex [SS] PsyChoPanthis

    August 7, 2013 at 09:41

    i take my hat off to you man… ive seen people try those things and pass out XD you survived
    Your manliness skill has increased

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  19. Unavengedavo

    August 7, 2013 at 09:47

    So How is your “Bhut” feeling this morning?… See what I did there? I “crack” myself up sometimes…

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    • TiMsTeR1033

      August 7, 2013 at 09:58

      his ass must be broken after this morning. hahahaha prob took the milk with there too! hope no more spidey webs lol that could be discusting >_<

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  20. hairyknees

    August 7, 2013 at 11:16

    Well that explains how Peter Parker got his powers… he ate these chillies via his wrists?!?!?!?1

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  21. RinceThisandholiday

    August 10, 2013 at 12:58

    Madness my friend, madness I say.

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  22. Paul Fouche

    August 12, 2013 at 12:27

    hahahah!! i love hot stuff but that was just ridiculous!

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