Bhut Jolokia Review – SO HAWT!

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This is the face of stupidity - Brendaaaaa

The Lazygamer crew, and by that I mean myself and Gavin because Geoff and Zoe are cowards/intelligent, have been dipping into some hot stuff lately. Gavin would have habaneros, I’d down hot sauce. But I think I have him beat. Because I just ate one of the hottest peppers known to man.

[Gavin edit] Seriously this gets quite revolting after he downs the milk.. if you have a weak stomach watch until his last drink of milk and then just stop… Don’t say you have not been warned, Continue to watch Darryn attempt the Ghost Pepper Challenge [/edit]

If you can’t watch the video above, then here’s the short and sweet of what I just did: I ate a Bhut Jolokia chili, and it burnt like a well-timed insult from Rodney Dangerfield. There’s no way to properly describe what I experienced. There was pure heat, pain, I couldn’t breathe at one point and for some reason I started developing web-fluid glands in my mouth.

Hell, I couldn’t even use my mouth properly for a half hour afterwards. This stuff, is the  real deal. Heat rating? A motherloving Hate/10.

Last Updated: August 6, 2013

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