Wolfenstein 2 (2)

It wasn’t supposed to be this way. World War 2 was meant to end in a decisive victory for the Allied Forces as history’s single greatest monster was finally overthrown and the tide of right-wing hatred failed to halt the advance of a global resistance to the so-called Aryan dream. Instead, Wolfenstein: The New Order painted a grimmer picture.

Wolfenstein 2 new colossus (7)

On a canvas of high-stakes action and impressive showdowns, it was the Nazis who came out on top thanks to their plundering and application of secret technology that was centuries ahead of any other nation on the planet. In a world where having the Reich attitude was encouraged, all you could count on was one man with a gun to resume a fight that had begun a decade and a half ago.

Wolfenstein 2 new colossus (2)

A man whose name and legend was still whispered around Nazi soldiers, a boogeyman with an assault rifle who had murdered hundreds if not thousands of troopers across the planet and even beyond. William J. Blazcowicz was that man, a former soldier awakened from a deep slumber and thrust back into an impossible war that left him knocking once again on death’s door.

But you can’t keep a good soldier down for long, as Billy’s war was from over, even if his fighting spirit is just as shattered as mortal body. In many ways, Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus is a tale of how Blazcowicz became a legend. Of the backstory that helped shape and define his path forward. It’s brutal, tragic stuff that doesn’t pull any punches in the process as Blazcowicz defies a legacy of pain and facism.

Wolfenstein 2 new colossus (27)

Yet underneath all of that violence, there’s a message of kindness in Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus. Of compassion and courage in an age where mercy is seen as a weakness. Wolfenstein II is an examination of violence begetting violence, of the ends justifying the means and of the spark that a few determined souls can use to light the fire of a revolution.

It’s also easily the most bonkers Wolfenstein story ever concocted, that blends the tale of a rebellion with the psychedelia of the groovy sixties and the civil rights march for people of all creeds and colours to be seen as equal. A crusade for freedom, punctuated by moments of insanity and memorable small victories. Sweet Churchill, I think Wolfenstein II might be my single favourite video game story of the year, if not recent memory.

Wolfenstein 2 new colossus (18)

Part of this charm comes from a cast that manages to shine with their distinct personalities. Blazcowicz manages to avoid the usual clichés by being a soft-spoken killing machine whose insight into the world around him creates all new layers of complexity for the protagonist. Blazcowicz could have easily been a jingoistic one-man army, but it’s those quiet moments of introspection that gives him a humanity that you seldom find in other video game heroes.

There’s a tenderness to the Texan, a masculinity that doesn’t feel toxic and a dry wit that’s always perfectly timed. It’s that very juxtaposition of personality traits within a man who was born to kill from the moment you guide him into tragically pulling a gun trigger for the first time, that makes Blazcowicz so memorable. He’s not the only face in the Nazi-defying Kreisau Circle of course, but he’s certainly an amazing window into the soul of Wolfenstein II.

Wolfenstein 2 new colossus (3)

It’s not just a cast of renegades and outcasts that helps the world of Wolfenstein II feel so alive, but also its story which manages to do a complete 180 on its tone halfway through its journey. I’ve been wrestling with how to understand this switch, which takes Wolfenstein II from being an examination of making the most of your final hours alive to being a full-on and gleeful murder-train of mayhem and destruction.

It shouldn’t work. Yet it somehow does, thanks purely to the strength of its cast and the grander themes of doing what’s right that guides the trigger-finger of Blazcowicz. There’s a definite shift at the halfway point, that takes the action to ludicrous new heights as the fight to free America, that is almost tangible. It’s impossibly glorious at this point, as the drive to restore the American dream truly kicks off.

Wolfenstein 2 new colossus (11)

Oh the places you’ll go and the people you’ll maim. Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus doesn’t deviate too much from the formula of The New Order, giving players a chance to handle missions with a degree of stealth or to say “f*** it” and kill everything around them. The very architecture of that system has been fine-tuned, with larger environments and more ways to navigate through them thanks to plot devices that make themselves known later on.

Wolfenstein 2 new colossus (16)

Each arena is a puzzle, a small sandbox waiting to be exploited. The formula itself is simple enough: Take down a commander before more troopers arrive to shred your armour, and do so with as many bullets as possible. On that front, Wolfenstein II is still a prime example of MachineGames being masters of the highest calibre when it comes to firearms, as each weapon has a meaty and kinetic level of feedback attached to the end of its enthusiastic Nazi-killing barrels.

Wolfenstein 2 new colossus (10)

There’s an added twist of the hatchet as well with these familiar weapons, as each gun that Blazcowicz picks up can be augmented with upgrade kits found in the wild. With a trio of upgrades per weapon that drastically changes their form and function, the options that Blazcowicz unlocks helps add variety to the action. The catch here, being that these upgrade kits aren’t exactly plentiful, making each unlock a case of careful consideration.

Wolfenstein 2 new colossus (35)

But in the heat of battle? It’s magnificent. Blazcowicz still has an uncanny talent for doubling up on his firepower and utilising his weapons for pure akimbo anarchy, handy stuff when you’re facing down the mechanical might of the Axis forces in America or even on Venus. Combined with “Contraptions” that gives Blazcowicz the ability to sneak better, climb higher and rugby tackle harder, Wolfenstein II manages to add more to its formula without losing the signature aspects of it what made it have such an impact back in 2014.

Wolfenstein 2 new colossus (9)

Where Wolfenstein II does fumble, is within more minor gripes. Not every character benefits from current-gen facial rendering techniques, the auto pick-up of armour and health feels temperamental at times and it doesn’t exactly communicate your objectives well enough on the screen. It’s also rather short. My initial playthrough without dallying about to explore clocked in at an easy eight hours for the story alone.

This can be augmented of course with a second playthrough to alter certain decisions, hunting down the highest ranking officers in the Nazi regime across America by deciphering Enigma codes and collecting all other manner of collectible fluff to unlock art and other…stuff. That being said, Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus is satisfying no matter how long or short the time you spend with it.

Wolfenstein 2 new colossus (1)

It’s an escalation of the first game that both encourages and abhors ultra-violence, backed up by a cast who give this sequel an attitude to be proud of.

Last Updated: October 30, 2017

Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus
Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus is a rock ‘n roll rebellion that manages to blend thrilling shoot ‘em up action with heavy subject matter and a narrative that begs players to rage against the machine with as many bullets as possible.
Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus was reviewed on PlayStation 4
87 / 100


  1. Limited weapon upgrades…reminds me of System Shock and Bioshock


  2. Quentin Huggett

    October 30, 2017 at 12:34

    Got it… amazing so far.


  3. Magoo

    October 30, 2017 at 13:12

    Dayum son..


  4. Ir0nseraph

    October 30, 2017 at 13:21

    Ok I need this, but I will hold out for a price drop.
    It’s just to short for R900 on console.

    Good review man.


    • Guild

      October 30, 2017 at 14:45

      I’m not worried about the game length. I just don’t have time. But I will definitely get this…maybe Christmas


  5. Nikola

    October 30, 2017 at 14:21

    Great review, I must say Darryn really enjoying your reviews more and more! SO much better than for example Geoff’s reviews!


    • The D

      October 30, 2017 at 14:26

      Shhhh, he might hear you. And then I’ll get the whip again.


  6. Yondaime

    October 31, 2017 at 09:43

    Oh sheet, definitely gona get this. Nice review man


Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

Check Also

Manchester United Sues Football Manager Over Use of their Name and Fan Mods

Manchester United, that massive global football brand whose fans are as equally annoying a…