Like claymores through an immortals neck, so are the directors of these kinds of films. While the Highlander remake looked set to finally get ready to slap down some sword fights with a Queen backing track, once again, development hell has struck the project with as much subtlety as the Kurgan in church. Last Updated: December 3, 2012

With the rather unfortunate recent news that director Ruper Wyatt would no longer be getting his primate on for the sequel to surprise smash hit Of the Rise of the Planet of the Apes of the (I think I covered all the “of the”‘s), FOX has been hunting for his replacement. As such, they’ve gathered up a rather nice collection …

It’s been all quiet on the Highlander reboot front for a while now. At last word, about 9 months ago, Fast Five director Justin Lin shuffled from the director’s to the producer’s chair, with 28 Weeks Later helmsman, Juan Carlos Fresnadillo, musical-chairing his way into the now-vacant seat. And now according to Variety, Fresnadillo may possibly have found his Connor Macleod …

It may be an underwater utopia, but it seems that Rapture is still firmly stuck in development hell at this point, as the progress on getting a Bioshock film made has stalled once again. While Gore “Yaaar!” Verbinski was originally going to be directing a feature film based on the popular game back in 2010, he eventually ditched the project, …

If there’s one thing that films have taught me, it’s that when it comes to all things that go bump in the night, children are always correct. If I should have a child one day and he tells me that there is a monster in his room trying to steal his face, I won’t try to calm him down and …