Machete don’t tweet. Machete don’t cuddle. Machete don’t eat healthy alternative food. And Machete most certainly don’t come out on top when trying to upstage Gravity on the top ten box office list. Last Updated: October 14, 2013
MACHEEEEEEETE! For a film that stars a man who looks like he got decked with an entire forest of ugly trees, Machete Kills certainly doesn’t skimp on the ass-kicking lady factor. Who you can all info up on in the next two minute video. Last Updated: October 9, 2013
There are many things that Machete doesn’t do. He don’t text, he don’t tweet, and he definitely don’t rein in his more explosive tendencies (often times at the cost of some poor sap’s intestines). And with all that crazy machismo just flying off the screen, a normal two dimensional trailer just won’t cut it. So in true totally gratuitous and excessive …
Is your Thursday refusing to end? Do you need a dose of Mexican blood, gore and unadulterated violence that has Sofia Vergara firing bullets from her bra and crotch gun while Mel Gibson steals the show? Then buddy, I have a trailer that you might want to see. Last Updated: September 19, 2013
Welcome to The Extras! A daily dose of all the smaller movie related news, clips and just plain cool stuff that you might have missed! Last Updated: September 16, 2013
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As we all know, Machete don’t text. But Danny Trejo’s crater-faced, mustachioed federale is a man of the times, and so he now uses his phone for much more modern applications. Like stabbing people. He’s going to have to upgrade if he means to take on a scenery chewing Mel Gibson (he has a missile pointed at Washington – how’s …
Welcome to The Extras! A daily dose of all the smaller movie related news, clips and just plain cool stuff that you might have missed! Last Updated: July 23, 2013
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A spooky European village. Properly scary castle mania. Vampires. Werewolves! The only thing more frightening, is a glimpse at your empty bank account when it comes to deciding whether or not you can grab Resident Evil Village this month. Capcom's successor to its long-running survival-horror franchise is finally out, and if you've read our review then you know the game is a winner on multiple levels.
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