Happy Windows 10 Day everyone! Here's the news we didn't post today because we were too busy trying to reenact Darryn's failed attempt at plugging in an Xbox One headset.

Is your bae cray, because she lobster mind.

Here’s all the news we didn’t post because we were literally doing dozens of things at the same time. LITERALLY!

Here's the news we didn't post today because we were too busy releasing a sex tape.

Here's the news we didn't post because we were too busy teaching the young ones about Commodores.

Here's the news we didn't post today because we were too busy confirming that dongle is a dirty word.

He can't dance, but he sure can do other things... like make us laugh, I guess. Anyway, here's the news we didn't post because we were too busy wiping the smugg of ur faces.

Missed all the news this past week? We've got your wrap up right here. E3 E3 E3 is all you need to know!