If this week has taught me anything, it’s that Geoff is literally a machine. Also, I discovered that I’m poor. I’m going to need far more money in my bank account before I can ever hope to afford all the upcoming gaming goodness that was showcased at E3!
Best Stories
Where do I even begin? Fallout 4, Doom 4, Dishonored 2 ReCore, Xbox One gets native 360 backwards compatibility, Xbox One gets game modding for Fallout 4, Dark Souls 3, Microsoft brings a collection of RARE’s games to Xbox One – along with a new one, Gears of War 4, Hololens, Mass Effect: Andromeda, Unravel, The sequel to South Park: The Stick of Truth, For Honor, Ghost Recon Wildlands, The Last Guardian, Horizon: Zero Dawn, Dreams, Final Fantasy VII remake, Shenmue 3, Hitman, Star Fox Zero, The Legend of Zelda: Triforce Heroes, Mario and Luigi Paper Jam, a sequel to NieR…
PHEW! I think I got them all. SO MANY GAMES ARE COMING!
Worst Stories
EA weren’t completely useless this E3. I mean, they did show us Unravel and announced the new Mass Effect. The rest of their conference though? BORING TO THE MAX!
Nintendo were equally disappointing. They didn’t announce anything that made us go WOW!
Random Stories
As meh as the Nintendo conference was, I still love them thanks to their WTF muppets. Seriously, how can you not laugh at this? SO RANDOM!
Header of the Week
There were no real header shenanigans this week I’m afraid… except for this literal one by Geoff
ION of the Week
Is this even up for discussion? It’s the Fallout 4 Pip-Boy Collector’s Edition on Wired Wednesday obviously!
Most Comments
No Man’s Sky is out of this world according to Zoe’s preview, something which gathered up 94 comments.
Least Comments
Urgh… I pulled some graveyard shifts this week to get the news up as soon as it happened. Some of you couldn’t be bothered to be up though, because a ton of articles in the wee hours of the morning got zero loving. WHERE IS THE LOVE I ASK?
Batman of the Week
Geoff really worked hard this week, spitting out content to fill the gaps, editing ALL THE THINGS, and doing all sorts of design stuff too. On top of it all, he managed to nab Batman. How he does it, I’ll never know.
Meanwhile, fighting for the position of Robin believe it or not, you’ll find me and Alessandro. We are neck and neck! He has the lead for now, but I’ll be waiting till the absolute last second to report which of these two Porras is a worthy sidekick.
Update: Sigh… Sandy defeated me by the narrowest of margins. YOU WIN THIS TIME BRO! At least I’m not the…
Cabbage of the Week
I think this is a first. What has happened to the true Dark Knight? Is he off at E3, being awesome? Nope, there he is, taking some time off… farming away. Darryn is your cabbage this week!
Comment of the Week
Sorry people, there were far too many articles published this week, and in all the panic and rushing, I hardly had the time to read through comments. One I did laugh at however, was from Vampyre Squirrel on Dota 2 being reborn:
How can Dota 2 be reborn when it won’t f***ing die????
SO MUCH HATE!
Bonus Content
Geoff never laughed 
Last Updated: June 19, 2015
Jac7
June 19, 2015 at 12:37
Here is something for those feels…
Admiral Chief's Adventure
June 19, 2015 at 12:49
First thing that came to mind when I saw this: Susan Boyle
Captain JJ Browmehn
June 19, 2015 at 12:38
Squirrel!
Hammersteyn
June 19, 2015 at 12:40
Maybe Geoff never laughed because he’s tired? Or because he’s BATMAN!
http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aNozmev_460sa_v1.gif
Pariah
June 19, 2015 at 12:47
I didn’t laugh. :/
Pariah
June 19, 2015 at 12:48
Ok I lied. I laughed at the squirrel.
Pariah
June 19, 2015 at 12:49
It’s actually a cat. And it was funny as f*&^
Hammersteyn
June 19, 2015 at 12:53
I laughed mostly at 5:44, 5:20 and 1:09. And I feel really really terrible about the last one
Lord Chaos
June 19, 2015 at 12:57
That cat that couldn’t jump in the beginning…
Pariah
June 19, 2015 at 13:06
I was referring to the one at the end, with the glass door of the french shop. It’s the only thing I found funny.
Lord Chaos
June 19, 2015 at 13:07
That was brilliant, but jumping cat was also funny.
Hammersteyn
June 19, 2015 at 12:41
http://media.giphy.com/media/bBz7lJlf0PV3q/giphy.gif
Lord Chaos
June 19, 2015 at 12:49
“muppets” I don’t think the word means what you think it means…
Admiral Chief's Adventure
June 19, 2015 at 12:54
Evil baby made me smile, but nothing made me laugh.
This has been a strange week
Hammersteyn
June 19, 2015 at 12:55
The problem is there’s a lot of lame stuff in between
Admiral Chief's Adventure
June 19, 2015 at 12:58
That, and the meds I’m taking to numb the ouchies might have something to do with it
Admiral Chief's Adventure
June 19, 2015 at 12:59
Ok the kid slapping himself in the face with the book and the table head stomp was a winner
Hammersteyn
June 19, 2015 at 13:00
It was!
Lord Chaos
June 19, 2015 at 13:00
Numb the ouchies? Did you think JJ felt left out?
Admiral Chief's Adventure
June 19, 2015 at 13:02
Oh he wakes up with ouchies, just as soon as he looks in the mirror, or sees his make-up bill
Lord Chaos
June 19, 2015 at 13:07
Still doesn’t explain how(why) you have ouchies…
Admiral Chief's Adventure
June 19, 2015 at 13:12
Fixing all HammerSTYN’s typo’s and hitting all the spam as well as dealing with diseased folk here at the office, and not getting enough rest, could have an effect as well on the overall constitution. Draining away at my HP and MP
Lord Chaos
June 19, 2015 at 13:15
So… Getting old?
*Runs
Admiral Chief's Adventure
June 19, 2015 at 13:16
Don’t get me started on that one, my wife continues to point out the grey hairs. Oh well, they don’t impact my gaming performance, so I’m cool with em
Lord Chaos
June 19, 2015 at 13:18
Had my tonsils removed last year (again), never been sick since.
Admiral Chief's Adventure
June 19, 2015 at 13:23
Again?
Lord Chaos
June 19, 2015 at 13:24
Wasn’t cut out properly when I was a kiddy, so they grew back.
Captain JJ Browmehn
June 19, 2015 at 13:39
*comment of relevance
RinceTheElfRoot
June 19, 2015 at 13:30
It has. I haven’t been around. I want to cry while others celebrate 🙁
HvR
June 19, 2015 at 13:42
Trolling the blind football kid killed me
RinceTheElfRoot
June 19, 2015 at 13:29
Geoff never laughed because he’s a miserable shit.
Admiral Chief's Adventure
June 19, 2015 at 13:33
I hate having those, half a roll of TP needed
RinceTheElfRoot
June 19, 2015 at 13:31
Weird week. Not cool not getting my daily does of the LAGZ team, I mean I even missed @Admiral_Chief:disqus Well 😉
Admiral Chief's Adventure
June 19, 2015 at 13:33
O_O
Well, I was not here the whole week
Captain JJ Browmehn
June 19, 2015 at 13:38
Lucky him! ;P
Captain JJ Browmehn
June 19, 2015 at 13:38
You didn’t miss much.
RinceTheElfRoot
June 19, 2015 at 13:39
Really, what about all the E3?
Captain JJ Browmehn
June 19, 2015 at 13:40
I meant mostly regarding Admiral.
The E3 stuff was awesome, but since I can’t watch most streaming videos at work it feels like I missed a bit of it too.
RinceTheElfRoot
June 19, 2015 at 13:41
Yeah. I think OVG and I are going to catch up tomorrow over some beers, watch the highlight package.
Captain JJ Browmehn
June 19, 2015 at 13:41
Good idea.
Trevor Matrix
June 19, 2015 at 14:11
Nobody missed me. But then again, what can you expect from a bunch of lame-ass whiny bitches like the Lazygamer crowd?
Lord Chaos
June 19, 2015 at 14:28
I said I’m glad you’re back…
Lord Chaos
June 19, 2015 at 14:28
I said I’m glad you’re back…
Cyberats
June 23, 2015 at 01:51
Hello Lame-Ass Whiny Bitch Lazygamer !!!
Mossel
June 19, 2015 at 13:41
And the best news?! Vredekloof is getting fiber!!
Captain JJ Browmehn
June 19, 2015 at 13:42
I’m right outside Vredekloof, could it be that I might too be as fortunate or is it another one of their testing areas?
HvR
June 19, 2015 at 13:43
Now I know where you live, mohahahahahaha
Captain JJ Browmehn
June 19, 2015 at 13:44
No you don’t!
I’m down the roads of Vredekloof. In one of the endless copy&paste neighbourhoods. You’ll never find me!
HvR
June 19, 2015 at 13:45
Except if you are a golf ball or a cow, there is only like two places “right outside Vredekloof”
Mossel
June 19, 2015 at 13:46
haha! This is true!
Captain JJ Browmehn
June 19, 2015 at 13:46
Haha. Excellent.
Right, let me clarify 😀 – Down the road right outside
Mossel
June 19, 2015 at 13:45
http://www.vredeklooffibre.co.za/
Check it out, maybe you are included.
Captain JJ Browmehn
June 19, 2015 at 13:48
🙁
Admiral Chief's Adventure
June 19, 2015 at 13:49
Don’t smudge!
HvR
June 19, 2015 at 13:59
Starting the survey in our neighbourhood this month, not too hopeful since we have old people on mweb dial up.
Captain JJ Browmehn
June 19, 2015 at 14:00
Friends of mine got theirs last year. It’s ridiculous.
Mossel
June 19, 2015 at 14:02
Yeah I saw that, the best thing to do is just get everyone to do the survey! And then we can only hope…
Captain JJ Browmehn
June 19, 2015 at 14:03
I was checking the current availability in my area and apparently the people across the road from us can get it, but we can’t. Yet, at least.
Cyberats
June 23, 2015 at 01:50
Cats FTW, end of story.