While I’m probably going to leave my PS5 covered with something more attractive (like a 3D-printed Xbox shell just to REALLY piss people off), I’m still looking forward to seeing what it’s capable of over the next few years. Until then, I’m also howling with laughter over the memes that have been spawned since last night.

What if I told you, that for a brief moment in time Gears of War was running on a PlayStation? Not just via some digital trickery or a blasphemous fusion of warring console hardware, but as a legitimate port of a game that would have sent diehard supporters of the Church of VREEM into convulsions were they to witness this heresy.

After getting to dah choppah, Arnold Schwarzenegger’s character of Alan “Dutch” Schaefer is back in action.

There’s no mention of when the PlayStation 5 is coming, how much it’ll cost or what its HDMI port even looks like, but here’s something new! Something arguably more important, the one piece of footage you’ve been dying to see: The short video that’ll play before every first-party PlayStation game. OH YEAH, FEEL THE HYPE!

The new promotional piece released by Naughty Dog highlights what will no doubt be an exceptionally brutal journey for Ellie.

Predator: Hunting Grounds has all the tools it needs to be a tense fight or flight action strategy experience, but they’re cloaked in an optic camouflage of game-breaking bugs, squandered opportunity and fleeting moments of fun. There’s a good game here, waiting to rip your spine out and parade it about the jungle in gruesome fashion, but I’m not planning to wait for Illfonic to get their development act together on a game that needed months more technical polish before it was truly ready for release.

“For Lord’s sake!” Nintendo cries. “We gave you two whole Mario Makers, stop using Dreams!”

Both involve fast cars, an industry built on precarious investments and a great deal of mud splashed all over the place.