Avalon is dying. King Arthur is long gone, and Knights of the Round Table are in disarray. Guardian Menhirs, the only thing that makes it possible for humans to survive in this remote land, are going dark. Your village chose its best and brightest and sent them on an epic quest to reach Kamelot, find the Grail, and save the land. You were not among them.

And their plan involves overhauling what has become a notoriously clunky system.

Valve’s MOBA has earned its lowest average player count since 2014, now placing it below Counter-Strike: Global Offensive’s peak and average players.

Who needs another PC game launcher? Absolutely goddamned nobody, that’s who! Despite that, I’m going to recommend you install one, because GOG Galaxy 2.0 is now in open beta, and unlike GOG Galaxy when it first launched, it’s not complete and utter trash.

Last week, Psyonix released the Blueprint update for Rocket League. It’s a notable update in that it’s the one that completely removes blind lootboxes, in favour of a much more transparent system.

There’s been no shortage of video games starring the Super-Messiah over the years (And a disgusting lack of games starring that other fella Brian who is not the Messiah but a very naughty boy), but few have attempted to put a realistic spin on the man of miracles. Realistic gameplay such as healing the sick, feeding the hungry and going toe to toe with the almighty Satan in the very depths of hell as you toss bolts of pure Christianity at a demon that looks like it’s still pissed off that it got beat in a rock-off by Tenacious D.

We’re just days away from the end of the month, which means it’ll soon be the end of the year, and the beginning of a new decade. I know, I feel old too. Anyway, as the year comes to a close, it’s time for all of those “Game of the Year” awards to start showing up everywhere. As is custom, …

None of you better turn this into a script or something because I’m trademarking this whole story RIGHT NOW.