Just yesterday I was watching the first Naked Gun film. It was funny, clever, filled with visual gags and somehow still relevant despite being a 25 year old movie. And as far as parody films go, The Starving Games is none of that. Last Updated: October 9, 2013
Despite having the physique (and early morning appearance) of a cave troll, I’m not a violent guy. However, if there are two people in Hollywood whose heads I’d like to introduce to the business end of a stout stick, it would be Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer. The duo have been responsible for some of the unfunniest, brain dead spoof-movies to …
Ok, let’s see. Noelle can have the cyanide capsules, Lourens says that he wants a length of rope, Kervyn can take the loaded gun, and I’ll use this knife to stab myself in the face. Because of those four scenarios, any of them would be preferable to watching another “parody” film directed by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer again. And this …
Words alone cannot express how much I hate Writer-directors Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer. If you haven’t heard of them, here’s a rundown of some of their “hit” movies: Epic Movie, Date Movie, Meet The Spartans, Disaster Movie and Vampires Suck. Notice a pattern there? Yes, those are the films which have destroyed the once respectable parody genre, as well as …
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A spooky European village. Properly scary castle mania. Vampires. Werewolves! The only thing more frightening, is a glimpse at your empty bank account when it comes to deciding whether or not you can grab Resident Evil Village this month. Capcom's successor to its long-running survival-horror franchise is finally out, and if you've read our review then you know the game is a winner on multiple levels.
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