As it turns out, people really like chopping down trees and hunting deer as Vikings looking to enter Valhalla.

With enough time, resources, and preparation, anything is possible. Like taking the decapitated head of a troll in hit new game Valheim and building a structure around it that highlights how the despised creature wishes its physical remains weren’t being desecrated in such a way.

We also talk in-depth about our very accurate understanding of the game development process which is 100% factual. Totally not made up. All real.

Viking survival game Valheim has been doing what business analysts call stupidly well since it released two weeks ago, notching up two million sales in the process. People have been flocking to the Nordic-themed game, proving that Vikings are still fashionable and crafting their way to victory inside developer Iron Gate’s early access smash-hit title. They’re Viking it a lot.

Not too shabby considering this is the debut game of developer Iron Gate. I’m sure they’re all celebrating with mead and ale as we speak.