
I don’t normally get into multiplayer games, especially if they involve shooting. Sorry, just not my style. But, the Division looks fantastic, and the use of tablets is really cool.
Last Updated: August 22, 2013
I don’t normally get into multiplayer games, especially if they involve shooting. Sorry, just not my style. But, the Division looks fantastic, and the use of tablets is really cool.
Last Updated: August 22, 2013
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DivisionMe
August 22, 2013 at 13:05
Cannot wait for this game !!
Gustav Willem Diedericks
August 22, 2013 at 13:10
Awesomeness!!
ElimiNathan
August 22, 2013 at 13:11
Welcome to the hype train, we are currently cruising @1000 KM/h
Admiral Chief Raider of Tombs
August 22, 2013 at 13:20
CHOOOOOOOO CHOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Her Highness the Hipster
August 22, 2013 at 13:23
ALL ABOARD!
Admiral Chief Raider of Tombs
August 22, 2013 at 13:23
While I appreciate the offer, I’m married oh Highness of Ham Hipster 😛
Her Highness the Hipster
August 22, 2013 at 13:26
😛 all aboard the HYPE TRAIN! you people with your dirty minds. also, i’m married, too 🙂
Admiral Chief Raider of Tombs
August 22, 2013 at 13:27
LOL, just saying haha. And just because you got the joke means that YOU ALSO HAVE DIRTY MIND!
Her Highness the Hipster
August 22, 2013 at 13:28
get your mind out of the gutter, it’s blocking my periscope! 😉
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 22, 2013 at 13:33
“you people” That’s lacist :/
Admiral Chief Raider of Tombs
August 22, 2013 at 13:34
What do you mean “you people”????
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 22, 2013 at 13:38
You people know what I’m talking about :/
Troll Slayer
August 22, 2013 at 13:45
You people not! You TWO!
RinceThisandbeAbsurd
August 22, 2013 at 13:35
Don’t ruin Lardaus’ dreams!
Unavengedavo (aka. Frik)
August 22, 2013 at 13:23
…
Troll Slayer
August 22, 2013 at 13:33
I see married people -____-
Her Highness the Hipster
August 22, 2013 at 13:45
the ghosts of single-people past 😉
Devourer of Small Bunnies
August 22, 2013 at 13:12
This does look rad as hell. Though, getting out of bed on the weekends is gonna be that much tougher
Anon A Mouse
August 22, 2013 at 13:14
This will probably also help for those nights when a headache alone isn’t enough reason to avoid sex.
Admiral Chief Raider of Tombs
August 22, 2013 at 13:20
You avoid sex?
Doing it wrong then
😛
BacchusZA
August 22, 2013 at 13:21
I guess it depends entirely on who is having sex with who……
Admiral Chief Raider of Tombs
August 22, 2013 at 13:22
Also true, not everyone has a hot wife…
#VirtualBrowniePointAttempt
Her Highness the Hipster
August 22, 2013 at 13:23
wives have to see the attempt in order to award brownie points….
Admiral Chief Raider of Tombs
August 22, 2013 at 13:25
Man with more than one wife is unwise man indeed
Anon A Mouse
August 22, 2013 at 13:31
Man with no wife is the wisest.
Admiral Chief Raider of Tombs
August 22, 2013 at 13:32
Man with no wife sleep alone
Brian Murphy
August 22, 2013 at 13:32
Man with no wife, actually sleep.
Admiral Chief Raider of Tombs
August 22, 2013 at 13:34
What’s more important? Sleeping together, or staying awake together?
And no, I sleep better when my wife is with me in bed (parenthood joy)
Brian Murphy
August 22, 2013 at 13:36
When you sleep with someone, it makes it that much easier for them to slam the knife into your back.
Her Highness the Hipster
August 22, 2013 at 13:37
that’s not a knife, if ya know what i mean 😉 oh wait… only women and gay guys will get this…. 🙁
Admiral Chief Raider of Tombs
August 22, 2013 at 13:37
O_O
Brian Murphy
August 22, 2013 at 13:38
Even hetero-sexuals are capable of understanding humor. And yes, it’s a knife, serrated, with a channel so that the blood immediately begins to flow.
RinceThisandbeAbsurd
August 22, 2013 at 13:39
The channel isn’t used for that 🙂 It’s to allow you to pull it out without suction, so that it can be plunged BACK IN 0-O
Her Highness the Hipster
August 22, 2013 at 13:42
O_O
RinceThisandbeAbsurd
August 22, 2013 at 13:51
Bwahahahahah! You filthy troll! I was being technical! ABOUT THE KNIFE!
Her Highness the Hipster
August 22, 2013 at 13:52
this is when i realize just how dirty a mind i have….
Admiral Chief Raider of Tombs
August 22, 2013 at 13:55
Me too
Her Highness the Hipster
August 22, 2013 at 14:00
one of us! one of us!
BacchusZA
August 22, 2013 at 13:48
True dat. It’s murder (haha) to try pull a blade out of something if it doesn’t have that channel.
RinceThisandbeAbsurd
August 22, 2013 at 13:49
Ba dum cheeee!
Her Highness the Hipster
August 22, 2013 at 13:49
oh! he was still talking about a blade! thanks for clearing that up – mind in the gutter all the way
Her Highness the Hipster
August 22, 2013 at 13:43
🙁 shame, sounds sad…
Brian Murphy
August 22, 2013 at 13:46
It was, once. I choose the wrong type. So the obvious choice, is not to choose.
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 22, 2013 at 13:48
lesbians too? but I thoug.. how… what? O_O
Sageville
August 22, 2013 at 14:00
Oh noes, first I thought you went here.(see pic).. but then I realized you were down in the gutter with the rest of us.
Admiral Chief Raider of Tombs
August 22, 2013 at 13:38
Wow, thats dark dude. I’m sensing some relationship issues here.
Have a virtual beer!
Brian Murphy
August 22, 2013 at 13:42
Simple truth, nothing more, nothing less. Haven’t been in a relationship in 7 years, and I’m still not regretting it.
Sageville
August 22, 2013 at 13:52
…meanwhile…
Brian Murphy
August 22, 2013 at 13:54
Am I supposed to guess, or is there more to this non-sentence?
Sageville
August 22, 2013 at 14:04
You must be new to the interwebs
Brian Murphy
August 22, 2013 at 14:14
No…not even remotely close, have had net access at home since the early-mid 90’s.
Sageville
August 22, 2013 at 14:58
Phew, I was hoping I wouldn’t have to explain what FAP means.
Her Highness the Hipster
August 22, 2013 at 15:01
*blank face* no, please, explain….
Brian Murphy
August 22, 2013 at 15:05
As I said in my original comment, the picture didn’t show up immediately, so all I saw was “….meanwhile….”
Anon A Mouse
August 22, 2013 at 14:16
Must say I’m single and free for about three years now. Happiest I’ve been since…. ever.
RinceThisandbeAbsurd
August 22, 2013 at 13:36
WIN!
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 22, 2013 at 13:40
Excellent point. So about that tablet app… it’s really awesome hey guys. guys? 🙁
Anon A Mouse
August 22, 2013 at 13:23
Ok lame try at a joke (tablet; headache) I’m sick dammit leave me alone.
Admiral Chief Raider of Tombs
August 22, 2013 at 13:37
Let Dr Admiral Chief help you out.
6x beers STAT. If problem persists, apply 6x MOAR.
Repeat until problem solved or passed out
RinceThisandbeAbsurd
August 22, 2013 at 13:55
You forget the butter and salt 0-O
Admiral Chief Raider of Tombs
August 22, 2013 at 13:56
For the POPCORN yes, stay away from my beer dammit you freak you!
RinceThisandbeAbsurd
August 22, 2013 at 13:57
Points “look there!”
Her Highness the Hipster
August 22, 2013 at 13:59
booze, fat and salt – all the major food groups, except sugar…
RinceThisandbeAbsurd
August 22, 2013 at 14:02
And the cure for headaches 0-O
Her Highness the Hipster
August 22, 2013 at 14:03
as a major food group? surely is a combination of fat, salt and booze 😉
RinceThisandbeAbsurd
August 22, 2013 at 14:13
Well girl, you deserve this… http://memeorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/slow-clap-gif.gif
Sageville
August 22, 2013 at 13:54
/mouthpalm
RinceThisandbeAbsurd
August 22, 2013 at 13:35
People do that? 0-O Give to me? Please sir, I want some more…
Admiral Chief Raider of Tombs
August 22, 2013 at 13:36
Say what now???
o_O
RinceThisandbeAbsurd
August 22, 2013 at 13:48
Hey man, let me on the gravy train!
Her Highness the Hipster
August 22, 2013 at 13:53
woah, propositioning the chief?!
RinceThisandbeAbsurd
August 22, 2013 at 13:56
If you are not careful, I WILL Le Sigh you… Make of that what you will Bwahahah!
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December 25, 2014 at 11:37
There is so much wrong with your comment, I couldn’t list everything if I tried. I see you are staff so I’m not going to click on links from this shitty website again. I hope you perish.
ElimiNathan
August 22, 2013 at 13:21
: /
Her Highness the Hipster
August 22, 2013 at 13:22
I’m so confused – why does anyone avoid sex? Also, orgasms cure headaches…
ElNicko
August 22, 2013 at 13:24
Preach the Truth Zoe…..
Anon A Mouse
August 22, 2013 at 13:25
I keep trying to convince people of the importance of sex as a stress reliever but am failing miserably at that.
Admiral Chief Raider of Tombs
August 22, 2013 at 13:25
Yes ma’am, you are correct there. Correct term, orgasm, not sex, cures headaches. So you need to NOT do it wrong
RinceThisandbeAbsurd
August 22, 2013 at 13:36
they do? When my ex had a headache an orgasm never cured her, sure, it wasn’t HER orgasm… Too much? trololo
Admiral Chief Raider of Tombs
August 22, 2013 at 13:38
WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
RinceThisandbeAbsurd
August 22, 2013 at 13:40
Thought you’d like that 😉
Her Highness the Hipster
August 22, 2013 at 13:44
LOLOL! so much win
Sageville
August 22, 2013 at 13:43
Hey, it was wimmins that started the whole “Not tonight, I have a headache” bollocks.
Now deal with the consequences!
BacchusZA
August 22, 2013 at 13:18
This does look quite interesting, even without considering tablet integration. I just hope the PC port doesn’t suck nearly so badly as the one for GR: Future Soldier did.
ElimiNathan
August 22, 2013 at 13:22
Im super glad its coming out on PC, but Ill be going for the PS4 version just to be safe
Drizzt
August 22, 2013 at 13:22
I’m curious about android support on all these games offering companion apps? Am I going to have to invest in an iPad? Are they going to have Android and iPad apps available at launch of these games?
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
August 22, 2013 at 13:24
I think that depends on the developer /publisher. If it’s EA at all don’t bank on android support because of “security flaws which will risk our online auction houses” which should actually read “we can’t enforce proper DRM on Android”
Troll Slayer
August 22, 2013 at 13:48
EA and their microtransactions are scattered all over Android anyway.
Her Highness the Hipster
August 22, 2013 at 13:50
i image they will support both, otherwise they’d talk about the companion app on iPad specifically. at least, i hope so!
Admiral Chief Raider of Tombs
August 22, 2013 at 14:35
Good grief, 85 comments, and only about 10 about the game…
Her Highness the Hipster
August 22, 2013 at 14:49
i know! so much sex talk… but i do love the community! comment threads like these make my day 🙂
Admiral Chief Raider of Tombs
August 22, 2013 at 14:52
Sex sex sex on the interwebz. WHYYYY????
Sageville
August 22, 2013 at 15:00
I blame Anon A Mouse
Admiral Chief Raider of Tombs
August 22, 2013 at 15:20
Indeed, with his sex talk.
TO THE CORNER WITH THEEEEE