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Does the Guile Theme Theory work on Donald Trump?

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There’s a theory in gaming. It’s a legend, older than the ancient cods of Contra and more mystical than the hidden city of Half-Life 3. It deals with the arcane audio of Street Fighter II, a game which had a specific song for every fighter that was in that game.

But one fighter had the bestest song. And that brawler was one Colonel F. Guile, a master warrior who had unlocked the secrets of flashy kicks, infinite hair gel and getting a movie deal that involved Jean Claude Van Damme.

The Guile Theme has long been said to have strange and mysterious powers, including the ability to be the perfect backing track for any particular video.

We’ve tested this theory out before, watching a ten-hour KFC advert using the Guile Theme, adding it to the funerals that were televised and watching in bewilderment as it made Rocky movies even better. But we’ve got a new challenge for the venerable theme.

In case you don’t follow US politics, the big news lately is that Donald Trump is looking to get a seat in the Oval office. Ordinarily, this would be a fine idea if the candidate in question wasn’t a sexist, racist jerkass with a combover that is about as obvious as a Leon Schuster prank.

Trump is currently in the news again, for his dope beats and the use of bings and bongs. Here’s a vine of it in action.

And more importantly, here’s a video where we test said phat beats with the Guile theme theory:

I rest my case. Bing bing bong bong bing bing!

Last Updated: August 13, 2015

10 Comments

  1. I am not sure what to say. It’s beautiful

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  2. Rock789

    August 13, 2015 at 17:38

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  3. Hammersteyn

    August 13, 2015 at 17:44

    Reminds me of this……. You’re welcome
    *Runs

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    • Lardus-For the Emperor!

      August 13, 2015 at 19:41

      I was expecting a proper loop…such disappoint…much sadness 😛

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  4. Skyblue

    August 13, 2015 at 22:32

    “We’ve tested this theory out before, watching a ten-hour KFC advert using the Guile Theme, adding it to the funerals that were televised and watching in bewilderment as it made Rocky movies even better.” – I laughed and the I cried… a lot…

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  5. Johnny (•??.•??)

    August 14, 2015 at 00:34

    BONG BONG BING BING BING BING BING

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  6. BurninZ

    August 14, 2015 at 08:08

    Seriously, why did i watch that for so long?

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    • CypherGate

      August 14, 2015 at 09:22

      I couldnt. a few seconds in and I wanted to cut my ears off.

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  7. CypherGate

    August 14, 2015 at 09:21

    I can picture this as pure torture. Tie someone up and put in some BEATS in-ear earphones and put this on repeat for about 10hours straight at a sound level just right for you to hear every single sound. Not too loud cause then you would drain out most sounds and not too low to be torture. Id die.

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  8. Aaron Lucas

    August 14, 2015 at 16:36

    Trump is such a f*@king joke. I hope he gets the Republican nomination so Bernie Sanders can stomp his ass in the general election.

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