I’VE BEEN TO THE DANGER ZONE! It’s time. Time to kick some ass. Time to kick all of the ass in Mortal Kombat X, an arena which is perfect for such boot-to gluteus maximus shenanigans. And as Lazygamer’s ultimate warrior, I’ve found my first victim. I hope you’re ready….Dave.
You might know Dave. He’s the guy behind that Super 2 Bit show. Which is more like Super 2 Butts, AMIRITE? OH YEAH! Thing is, I’ve never had a beef with the other D in SA gaming. I’ve had no reason to ever call him out. Until he set my Tekno-Meisie on fire in an attempt to make her better at Mortal Kombat X. Sorry hon, no amount of fire in the world will help you get better at games. Or a car battery attached to your testicles to help you up your click-rate in StarCraft. Trust me, I know.
So here it is Dave. Here’s my challenge:
You and me, mano a-mano. There can be only one, and if you can smell what I’m cooking, you’d realise that I’ve spend way more time playing games than instead of being in a kitchen and learning that oil is highly-flammable. Are you ready Dave? Are you ready to take down the Lethargic Lothario of Lazygamer? The sledge-hammerpants maestro of destruction? The fart-break kid?
I’ll be waiting for you Dave. Bring your best kombatant.
[interaction id=”552f5fa47fdf079b4e3ddaf0″]Last Updated: April 16, 2015
Blood Emperor Trevor
April 16, 2015 at 11:04
Er… D… why does your belt say… Nortal Kombat?
Gavin Mannion
April 16, 2015 at 11:05
Do not question the validity of the belt
Blood Emperor Trevor
April 16, 2015 at 11:07
I’m not, it looks like really high quality cardboard, not the cheap stuff.
RinceThis
April 16, 2015 at 11:13
HAHAHA!
Werner Morris
April 16, 2015 at 11:06
Because spelling is not among the skill sets of a warrior.
Geoffrey Tim
April 16, 2015 at 11:17
Because “nought” is how many chances he has of winning.
RinceThis
April 16, 2015 at 11:17
And not the number of 0s you’ve lost?
Admiral Chief asked for this
April 16, 2015 at 11:23
Oh snap
Loftus
April 16, 2015 at 11:05
better or bitter ? hahahaha
Valshen
April 16, 2015 at 11:07
OH IT IS ON LIKE DONKEY KONG WITH BIMBO KONG
Trebzz
April 16, 2015 at 11:12
Love how Sam says *FIRE* with that posh accent 😀 I love that girl… Ok moving on from that. My money is on the big man Dave
Tech Girl
April 17, 2015 at 11:13
Ah thanks Trebzz 😉
Dawid Eduard Roestorf
April 16, 2015 at 11:12
Make it a Live Event!!! I will attend! Sure you can use the Amphitheater somewhere. PLZ
Tech Girl
April 17, 2015 at 11:14
It’s on. 6 June in JHB.
Dawid Eduard Roestorf
April 17, 2015 at 11:24
Will be there 😀
Just gonna keep my eyes peeled for the exact address 😀
Hammersteyn
April 16, 2015 at 11:14
Best out of ten rounds, winner drinks a shot after winning every round. The only true way to show you’re better at video games.
Gavin Mannion
April 16, 2015 at 11:16
We are actually organising a drunken kombat evening…
RinceThis
April 16, 2015 at 11:16
Didn’t get an invite 🙁
Admiral Chief asked for this
April 16, 2015 at 11:17
That just mean’s Gavin’s plan is working…
Blood Emperor Trevor
April 16, 2015 at 11:20
We thought you’d be used to that by now?
RinceThis
April 16, 2015 at 11:24
You say things that make my eyes flood! http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/2499419/simple-jack-o.gif
Hammersteyn
April 16, 2015 at 11:19
XD Upload please.
*With a disclaimer of course.
Blood Emperor Trevor
April 16, 2015 at 11:16
D doesn’t drink though, so he’d have to much a ghost pepper or 2 before the next round to keep it fair. Then Dave can see double while D has to play through the rain.
Admiral Chief asked for this
April 16, 2015 at 11:17
*munch
Hammersteyn
April 16, 2015 at 11:23
He’s evolving…… He’s evolved into Spider Batman
https://youtu.be/5xqEER0Qhfs?t=4m20s
Admiral Chief asked for this
April 16, 2015 at 11:24
Ugh, don’t remind us
Umar
April 16, 2015 at 11:27
I don’t wanna watch it but is this that “white stuff coming from D’s mouth” video?
Hammersteyn
April 16, 2015 at 11:27
Yeah, after evolving he shoots spider webs out of his mouth 😀
Umar
April 16, 2015 at 11:28
:O …. Don’t think I watch this a second time :O
Hammersteyn
April 16, 2015 at 11:29
I almost died laughing, poor guy.
RinceThis
April 16, 2015 at 11:14
That last bit.. .Is he trying to push one out? 0_O
Admiral Chief asked for this
April 16, 2015 at 11:14
I guess so, must be edited out (heh, “out”)
Blood Emperor Trevor
April 16, 2015 at 11:15
I think he’s trying to move while wearing his suit.
Admiral Chief asked for this
April 16, 2015 at 11:14
YOU HAVE NO CLAIM OVER MY ASS
Kensei Seraph
April 16, 2015 at 11:15
So where do we place our bets and what are the odds?
Loftus
April 16, 2015 at 11:16
The Big D is gonna win this one!
#BatmanAlwaysWins
Sageville
April 16, 2015 at 11:17
This is one glove-slap away from a inter-publication “Effics in Jurnalizm – MK X Tournament”
hairyknees
April 16, 2015 at 11:21
O_O
Blood Emperor Trevor
April 16, 2015 at 11:22
Shut up!
Hammersteyn
April 16, 2015 at 11:24
No lanes here boet.
Pariah
April 16, 2015 at 11:25
That is all.
Hammersteyn
April 16, 2015 at 11:26
XD
RinceThis
April 16, 2015 at 11:27
Silence! You are making the puppets upset!
Kensei Seraph
April 16, 2015 at 11:49
You would know about puppets.
*cough*Elmo*cough*
Sorry but I couldn’t help myself.
Kensei Seraph
April 16, 2015 at 11:22
DARRYN’S MARRIED!!!!!
Admiral Chief asked for this
April 16, 2015 at 11:24
IKR?
Spathi
April 16, 2015 at 11:28
The question is, does she know she’s married?
Admiral Chief asked for this
April 16, 2015 at 11:30
…the plot thickens
HvR
April 16, 2015 at 11:36
Probably got married in Swaziland where catching a women equals consent.
Tech Girl
April 17, 2015 at 11:15
Option 2. My bad.
Lord Chaos
April 16, 2015 at 11:22
Who has (is) the bigger D. FIGHT!!!
HvR
April 16, 2015 at 11:25
Hey Darryn’s face is no longer bulging out of his bat mask.
http://i.imgur.com/5uN3IZn.gif
Hammersteyn
April 16, 2015 at 11:26
BATMETAL! Still the best video on Youtube.
Pariah
April 16, 2015 at 11:27
IKR!!!!
HvR
April 16, 2015 at 11:27
Head bang to it every morning
http://i.imgur.com/ncVu6Ao.gif
Admiral Chief asked for this
April 16, 2015 at 11:30
Agreed
Admiral Chief asked for this
April 16, 2015 at 11:30
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8!!!
b1nd3r
April 16, 2015 at 11:25
Darren Finally had use of those gym gloves!!!
Alessandro Barbosa
April 16, 2015 at 11:27
“The chairman of your ass..”
Darryn always knows how to sweet talk the ladies 😛
The D
April 16, 2015 at 11:30
By the way, this is all completely random. No site collusion, whatsoever.
RinceThis
April 16, 2015 at 12:18
http://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Dr.-Evil-Sarcastic-Right-In-Austin-Powers-Gifs.gif
Geoffrey Tim
April 16, 2015 at 12:59
Lol. I understand how you might think that, but it happened on a weird whim. Because Darryn is fucked in the head.
Matthew Holliday
April 16, 2015 at 11:36
inb4 challenge accepted meme
Geoffrey Tim
April 16, 2015 at 13:29
#TeamD
HvR
April 16, 2015 at 13:39
#TeamD all the way!!!!
http://i.imgur.com/XH0CoHU.gif
Ranting Raptor
April 16, 2015 at 16:52
Yoooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh