So, how do you write a generic introduction to an article you ask? Step 1, pretend like you know what you are talking about. Step 2, fluff it up with some random words to add length. Step 3, check to see if the paragraph seems to be long enough. Step 4, conclude violently.
Best Story
I don’t care what you all say, Heroes of the Storm reaching end of its Technical Alpha is good news. Why you ask? It means that the game is that much closer to going public, which means you can get your hands on it. I’m tired of being the only MOBA nut around here!
Don’t forget we are also giving away a sexy Xbox One which was launched this week. Do you have the console? Is it the one?
Lastly, Darryn has developed some amazing cosplay skills over the past few decades. He put together a rather neat guide which tells you all about getting into the shoes of Star Lord. I expect dozens to rock up at rAge thanks to this!
Worst Story
When I hear the word tanking, I immediately think of a strong character who soaks up all sorts of damage. When I saw that Bayonetta 2 is tanking in Japan, I had happy thoughts, thinking it was surviving the onslaught of all the love it would be getting. Unfortunately, I was wrong. Sadly, the game isn’t quite performing that well.
There’s also that dark month of November. There are just too many things to buy, resulting in millions of tears from wallets around the world. It’s tough having so much to choose from!
Random Story
Who doesn’t love a good gaming crossover? This Silent Hill ghost popping up in Metal Gear Solid V is a little odd though. Also, while not completely random, here’s 10 things we learnt about Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel.
Best ION Header
So what did you braai on Wednesday? Seeing this image brought back memories of yummy, meaty goodness. The taste, the smell… damn you Geoff, I might just braai every day this weekend!
Most Comments
The Xbox One launched this week, and we reviewed it. Sheesh, must have been a really awesome review to gather a whopping 111 comments! Think all those ones are a coincidence? I THINK NOT!
Least Comments
Well, looks like we have a tie once more. Geoff, Zoe, Geoff are all down at the bottom with 2 comments each. At least I’m not there for a change.
Batman Of The Week
I will give you 5 seconds to guess who Batman is this week. If your answer was, “anyone but the Porra noobs,” you would be incorrect. By the power of cabbage, Sandy is your Batman this week! I plan on sharing his glory thanks to our cultural connection. Thanks Sandy, YOU DA MVP!
Cabbage Of The Week
the Porra Lazygamer sandwich is now complete. Sandy is the top bun, and I am the bottom, where I belong, and will be for the next FOREVER.
Header Image Of The Week
I always knew Geoff loved me deep down, he made this header just for me (although it went with one of his articles). So simple, yet so elegant. TITANDUTY ENGAGE!
It was also International Hobbit Day on Monday. Geoff and Darryn said nothing to nobody, and shopped all manners of Bilbo and Frodo into their work. I was so shocked that I went the whole day without noticing a single one! Tricksy photoshop… tricksy indeed.
Comment Of The Week
Oh Spaffy, you really brought the giggles to our review of Disney Infinity 2.0…
I’ve always wanted to put a little Scarlett Johansson in my pocket…
You sick, sick child, that’s not what the toys are for!
Bonus Premium Content
Mmmmm lunch time… who is hungry? Here, this should do the trick! It’s not what you think, so watch and enjoy.
Last Updated: September 26, 2014
Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim
September 26, 2014 at 12:31
What? I didn’t win Batman?
Admiral Chief 0
September 26, 2014 at 12:38
Bwhahahaha
Hammersteyn
September 26, 2014 at 12:41
Ag shame man
http://img-9gag-lol.9cache.com/photo/a44Zp06_460sa.gif
Hammersteyn
September 26, 2014 at 12:41
The red dog house killed me
Viking Of Science
September 26, 2014 at 12:42
CONSPIRACY! Sandy Bought the award!
RinceThis
September 26, 2014 at 12:48
With all the money she made from Trevor paying for his comment of the week award?
Viking Of Science
September 26, 2014 at 12:54
exactly. CONSPIRACY I TELLS YA!
Alien Emperor Trevor
September 26, 2014 at 13:02
#BATMANGATE
Viking Of Science
September 26, 2014 at 13:08
Yeah, screw #Gamergate and #Thefappening. it’s all about #BATMANGATE!
Alien Emperor Trevor
September 26, 2014 at 13:01
I couldn’t pay, I had a headache. I mean… er… haha what? :/
RinceThis
September 26, 2014 at 13:08
AWKWARD!
RinceThis
September 26, 2014 at 13:09
Loop St hipster to car guard ” I don’t have cash, do you have SnapScan?”
HvR
September 26, 2014 at 13:24
Woodstock got so hipsterfied, that I saw 2 car guards with SnapScan tags around their neck.
RinceThis
September 26, 2014 at 13:46
No way man?!
HvR
September 26, 2014 at 13:49
No jokes at that stupid open air market that is the root cause of all traffic jams in Cape Town.
RinceThis
September 26, 2014 at 13:51
Oh that stupid biscuit mill place? happy to say never been!
HvR
September 26, 2014 at 13:53
That is it, unfortunately need to drive past it to go to Communica.
Alien Emperor Trevor
September 26, 2014 at 13:34
What is snapscan? :/
HvR
September 26, 2014 at 13:36
You wear loafers and stupid hat, then you snap your finger and retro kitchenware magically appears in your hands.
RinceThis
September 26, 2014 at 13:49
You are SO last year…
Alien Emperor Trevor
September 26, 2014 at 14:19
But that’s what you said last year :/
Spaffy
September 26, 2014 at 13:38
Clearly my donation was bigger.
Er, I mean, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
RinceThis
September 26, 2014 at 12:48
SHAME…
Sir Rants A Lot Llew
September 26, 2014 at 17:44
lol
Hammersteyn
September 26, 2014 at 12:42
International Hobbit Day, yeah I think we all missed that. Good job guys.
Hammersteyn
September 26, 2014 at 12:43
Nice one Spaffy!
Spaffy
September 26, 2014 at 13:34
Thanx. Took me whole week to come up with it
Hammersteyn
September 26, 2014 at 12:44
Yes Sandy is “Batman”
http://img-9gag-lol.9cache.com/photo/aNozmev_460sa_v1.gif
RinceThis
September 26, 2014 at 12:47
Geoff, Zoe, Geoff how many Geoffs do you have?!
hairyknees
September 26, 2014 at 12:57
2 ;P
RinceThis
September 26, 2014 at 12:58
One higher than you can count? *RUNS
hairyknees
September 26, 2014 at 15:47
Bah! There are two separate articles 😛
HvR
September 26, 2014 at 13:10
Probably the lunch delivery guy, the Asians they all look the same.
HvR
September 26, 2014 at 13:12
That header…
clean up isle 3, dead kitty isle 3.
Spaffy
September 26, 2014 at 13:54
You have a dark mind…
ReaperOfSquirrels
September 26, 2014 at 16:20
That kitty looks SERIOUSLY trashed… like it’s been hanging with Kikmi too much or something.