Truly Sensory Gaming Experience – I’m not fooled

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If it wasn’t for the bottled water phenomenon I would give this idea a 1/10 chance of making it into production, however the world is populated with idiots and I just happen to be one of those that would waste money on this.

Welcome to the X-Gear system, a wearable computer game which allows you to control the game entirely by moving your body and interacting with your environment.

The odd headmask blanks out the horrible world we live in and renders a brand new one in pixelated HD just for you, the glove and ball accurately simulate a glove and ball and the armband is where the magic happens.

You just slip in a game disc and then begin playing, but I would make sure you do this outside else you might bump into something important.

Hell if it wasn’t for that magical wristband you could virtually be playing a real game.

Like I said, if it wasn’t for the millions of people who buy carbonated and flavoured mineral water and still argue that it’s pure water I wouldn’t give this thing a chance.

Source: XboxFreedom

Last Updated: September 1, 2009

Gavin Mannion

I for one welcome our future robotic overlords

  • janrik

    I’m pretty sure this was designed for the xbox 1… but with Natal it could be revived I suppose.

  • Darkling

    Where are you going to throw that ball in your living room?!
    Phail. :face:

  • Ozzy

    looks like a ben 10 watch :pinch:

  • Q121

    I would rather go outside and play real rugby/football….

  • Q121 – Although I agree with you there, remember there a lot of people who may not play contact sport for medical reasons. For them this would be awesome!

    I also don’t give it much chance of succeeding but then again, I didn’t give the Wii much chance either…..

  • janrik

    Dude, outside is where the bad people are.
    And the SUN… never trusted the bugger.

  • Have to say.. glad I’m not the only nutter that thinks bottled water is for idiots 😉

  • Serious

    Bottled water saved my life.

    I was in the Namib (all alone) and my 4×4 broke down. Without that cold bottle of water, I would have been a dead man.

    😮 Bottle water saved my life!!! :whistle:

  • Faheem

    skin cancer is a bitch :cwy:

  • Faheem

    And last night a DJ saved mine :silly: :whistle:

  • Serious


  • Bottled water is bad enough, flavoured bottled water is worse… it’s Juice… why can people not see this?

    • Bobby “Here comes the Money” Kotick

      Definitely, and who drinks iced tea anyway? Damn hipster yuppies, that’s who, with their sushi, cous cous and grass beverages. :ermm:

      • I have tried one of those grass beverages… It was some of the worst moments of my entire life… who the hell pays someone for a drink they can replicate by licking their front lawn?

        • Bobby “Green leaves” Kotick


          If man was supposed to eat grass or drink grass beverages we would have had multiple compartments in our stomachs. :sick:

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