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Geoffrey Tim

Editor. I'm old, grumpy and more than just a little cynical. One day, I found myself in possession of a NES, and a copy of Super Mario Bros 3. It was that game that made me realise that games were more than just toys to idly while away time - they were capable of being masterpieces. I'm here now, looking for more of those masterpieces.

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Microsoft unleashes the Xbox Live Banhammer again

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September 7, 2011
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Sony beefs up its cyber-security

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September 7, 2011
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Pre-order Jonah Lomu Rugby Challenge for cheap

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September 6, 2011
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Dead Island has 37 problems, but a patch ain’t one

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September 6, 2011
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In Other News – September 05, 2011

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September 5, 2011
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Deus Ex Human Revolution had more city hubs

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September 5, 2011
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Slavery : The Game is hopefully not a real thing

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September 5, 2011
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Woman buys used game, finds hand-drawn porn

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September 5, 2011
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