And your Razzie 2013 "winners" are…

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Ah, the Razzies. Pretty much the only awards show that I’m genuinely interested in. Held every year a few nights before the Oscars, the Razzies celebrates the very worst that Hollywood has to offer. It’s been a yearly tradition for decades now, and the 2013 edition saw plenty of bad movies get a golden raspberry.

Here’s a look at the losers for this year. It’s mostly Twilight by the way.

Yep, the final Twilight film took most of the dishonours, seven of them to be exact. Scooping awards for worst director, picture, actress and actor for the piece of wood that stood in for Taylor Lautner, the final film in that saga got a hammering of note.

Adam Sandler was once again on the receiving end of a Razzie for his work in That’s my biy, while Rihanna got served with worst supporting actress. Bomm. Here’s the rest of the “winners” from that night;

Worst Picture

  • Battleship
  • The Oogieloves in Big Balloon Adventure
  • That’s My Boy
  • A Thousand Words
  • The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part II

Worst Director

  • Sean Anders – That’s My Boy
  • Peter Berg – Battleship
  • Bill Condon – The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part II 
  • Tyler Perry – Good Deeds / Madea’s Witness Protection
  • John Putch – Atlas Shrugged: Part II

Worst Actress

  • Katherine Heigl – One for the Money
  • Milla Jovovich – Resident Evil: Retribution
  • Tyler Perry – Madea’s Witness Protection
  • Kristen Stewart – The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part II / Snow White and the Huntsman 
  • Barbra Streisand – The Guilt Trip

Worst Actor

  • Nicolas Cage – Ghost Rider 2: Spirit of Vengeance / Seeking Justice
  • Eddie Murphy – A Thousand Words
  • Robert Pattinson – The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part II
  • Tyler Perry – Alex Cross / Good Deeds
  • Adam Sandler – That’s My Boy 

Worst Supporting Actress

  • Jessica Biel – Playing For Keeps / Total Recall
  • Brooklyn Decker – Battleship / What to Expect When You’re Expecting
  • Ashley Greene – The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part II
  • Jennifer Lopez – What to Expect When You’re Expecting
  • Rihanna – Battleship

Worst Supporting Actor

  • David Hasselhoff – Pirannha 3-DD
  • Taylor Lautner – The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part II 
  • Liam Neeson – Battleship / Wrath of the Titans
  • Nick Swardson – That’s My Boy
  • Vanilla Ice – That’s My Boy

Worst Screen Ensemble

  • Battleship
  • The Oogieloves in Big Balloon Adventure
  • That’s My Boy
  • The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part II 
  • Madea’s Witness Protection

Worst Screenplay

  • Atlas Shrugged Part II
  • Battleship
  • That’s My Boy 
  • A Thousand Words
  • The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part II

Worst Remake, Rip-Off, or Sequel

  • Ghost Rider 2: Spirit of Vengeance
  • Pirannha 3-DD
  • Red Dawn
  • The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part II 
  • Madea’s Witness Protection

Worst Screen Couple

  • Any two cast members from Jersey Shore in The Three Stooges
  • Mackenzie Foy and Taylor Lautner in The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part II 
  • Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart in The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part II
  • Tyler Perry and his drag in Madea’s Witness Protection
  • Adam Sandler and Andy Samberg, Leighton Meester, or Susan Sarandon in That’s My Boy

Last Updated: February 25, 2013

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