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Piranha 3DD red band trailer – Now with NSFW boobs!

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The last time I reported on a trailer for Piranha 3DD, the resultant argument wasn’t pretty. I’m pretty sure I’m never going to get the bloodstains out of my pretentious persian rug. Also, somebody may have taken a poop in my sock drawer. That’s just mean.

So you can probably understand my reticence in posting this new red band version of the trailer for the upcoming horror-comedy. However, I am a bit more confident that this trailer will not be anywhere as divisive as the last since it features that most successful of peace brokers: Boobs.

 

To be fair, this is essentially the very same trailer as previously released, just with a few shots of T & A spliced into it. But if there’s one thing I learned as a result of my violent education at the hands of trash cinema enthusiasts, it’s that this is not a bad thing.

For those two people that care, here’s the film’s plot synopsis:

Having awoken from their spring break extravaganza at Lake Victoria, the swarm heads upstream where they look to make a meal out of Big Wet, a local water park where when it comes to fun, nobody does it wetter! Though they came to get wet, get loaded and get some, the staff and patrons get more than they bargained for when they must face the fiercest, most bloodthirsty piranhas yet. Lead by the strong-willed, studious Maddy and her friends, Barry and Kyle, the trio must dive in and take on these man-eating creatures using every ounce of their being but can they be stopped?

Last Updated: March 20, 2012

4 Comments

  1. Sonny Bonds

    March 20, 2012 at 10:33

    Yup… this one is now officially on my download list.

    Reply

  2. James Francis

    March 20, 2012 at 16:55

    Did Gary Busey just bite off a piranha’s head?

    Reply

  3. Justin Hess

    March 20, 2012 at 17:44

    So that trailer is basically for anyone who was in any kind of doubt that there would be boobs in this movie. Thoughtful of them

    Reply

    • James Francis

      March 21, 2012 at 14:43

      Nice of them, though, to save the gore for the actual film. That is if there is gore. If there isn’t, a revolt will be in order. 

      Reply

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