Piranha 3DD red band trailer – Now with NSFW boobs!

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The last time I reported on a trailer for Piranha 3DD, the resultant argument wasn’t pretty. I’m pretty sure I’m never going to get the bloodstains out of my pretentious persian rug. Also, somebody may have taken a poop in my sock drawer. That’s just mean.

So you can probably understand my reticence in posting this new red band version of the trailer for the upcoming horror-comedy. However, I am a bit more confident that this trailer will not be anywhere as divisive as the last since it features that most successful of peace brokers: Boobs.

 

To be fair, this is essentially the very same trailer as previously released, just with a few shots of T & A spliced into it. But if there’s one thing I learned as a result of my violent education at the hands of trash cinema enthusiasts, it’s that this is not a bad thing.

For those two people that care, here’s the film’s plot synopsis:

Having awoken from their spring break extravaganza at Lake Victoria, the swarm heads upstream where they look to make a meal out of Big Wet, a local water park where when it comes to fun, nobody does it wetter! Though they came to get wet, get loaded and get some, the staff and patrons get more than they bargained for when they must face the fiercest, most bloodthirsty piranhas yet. Lead by the strong-willed, studious Maddy and her friends, Barry and Kyle, the trio must dive in and take on these man-eating creatures using every ounce of their being but can they be stopped?

Last Updated: March 20, 2012

Kervyn Cloete

A man of many passions - but very little sleep - I've been geeking out over movies, video games, comics, books, anime, TV series and lemon meringues as far back as I can remember. So show up for the geeky insight, stay for the delicious pastries.

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