Welcome to the good, the bad and the ugly of the last week that was April 21…HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN IN A COMA FOR YOU GUYS?
Best Story
There’s a reason why CD Projekt Red has earned the trust and respect of gamers. And it’s because at heart, they realise that the gaming community wants to be treated with a little bit of dignity, instead of being eyed as walking meat-sacks filled with disposable cash to spend on nonsense digital purchases.
But committing to treat gamers like human beings, and making that statement an oath? That’s why we loves ya CDPR. That’s why we loves ya.
Worst Story
Well, it was bound to happen. With the Oculus Rift dominating headlines for quite a while now, it was only a matter of time before someone sued that VR company for…something.
https://www.criticalhit.net/general-news/bethesda-bosses-suing-oculus-for-vr-theft/
Best ION Header
We get a lot of local ladies featured on the site, but rarely are they as pretty as Jenna over here.
Most Comments
People have had quite a bit to say so far about the Far Cry 4 cover art, about it being supposedly racist, homophobic and discriminating towards people who dress in non-pink suits. Most of those comments have been rather stupid. No really, come on, this crap is getting out of hand now.
Least Comments
Hey, it’s not me for once! Zoe gets least comments, sadness and a pink slip this week for notching up barely any responses for her DGL sponsorship story.
Batman Of The Week
From last week Friday, all the way through to Thursday, I was leading. Nay, I was dominating like a killstreak in Unreal Tournament. And then this morning, Geoff edged me out of the running like an elbow on a crowded train ride. Truly, he is my Bane. Which would explain why he wears that damn mask the whole time.
Header Image Of The Week
Well Kakakrabby patty! We only have nine more games until this console generation kasplodes! Are you super sand lesbian enough strong to oppose me?
Comment Of The Week
Whether you disagree or not, you have to tip your hat to a comment that is so damn long, it deserves a publishing deal. I won’t reprint here due to the reason that it might make my HTML code explode, but you can read the comment with this link about Xbox One cloud engine secret sauce.
Last Updated: May 23, 2014
RinceofFuturePast
May 23, 2014 at 12:45
Really? A book wins comment of the week? Who the f has the time to write a response like that anyway? I am just going to take a guess and says it’s the new cloud-powered bots that MS has created to defend itself against us, the dickhead consumers 😛 Oh, and… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0&feature=kp
Alien Emperor Trevor
May 23, 2014 at 12:55
Us? Speak for yourself. 😛
PS. I would have left that alone, but then you went & posted that…. thing.
RinceofFuturePast
May 23, 2014 at 13:10
that…
Skyblue
May 24, 2014 at 11:54
Check this out and let the LG guys know about it if they haven’t seen it yet or featured it. I was almost as excited the first time I stumbled on MAME.
http://www.pica-pic.com/#
Hammersteyn
May 23, 2014 at 12:57
Everyone join in
http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/downvoting-roman.gif
RinceofFuturePast
May 23, 2014 at 13:09
Oi!
Hammersteyn
May 23, 2014 at 13:15
😛 This is how you Friday
http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/azbzVom_460sa.gif
Alien Emperor Trevor
May 23, 2014 at 13:19
Butt Stallion says hello!
Hammersteyn
May 23, 2014 at 13:19
XD
HvR - THE Average GAmer
May 23, 2014 at 13:25
No this how you Friday
http://cdn.gifbay.com/2014/03/turn_down_for_what-122642.gif
Alien Emperor Trevor
May 23, 2014 at 13:28
What is Geoff doing to that TV? That is Geoff right? I can’t tell the difference because I’m lacist.
HvR - THE Average GAmer
May 23, 2014 at 13:30
Well Geoff or one of his cousins
RinceofFuturePast
May 23, 2014 at 13:30
What, the… 0-o
HvR - THE Average GAmer
May 23, 2014 at 13:34
Geoff after watching the light Friday night movie on E-TV
Hammersteyn
May 23, 2014 at 13:36
BWAHAHAHAHA
Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!
May 23, 2014 at 13:17
Woah… Hammersteyn, you gave a downvote?!?!?!?!?!
WHAT SORCERY IS THIS AND WHERE IS THE REAL HAMMERSTEYN!!!!????
Hammersteyn
May 23, 2014 at 13:19
It appears I am not merciful
RinceofFuturePast
May 23, 2014 at 13:21
He, He, gave me a downvote?! @hammersteyn:disqus http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-OErZAxLu0c0/UicLV9rYQ8I/AAAAAAAAEZw/NgG0XhKRBSA/s400/aeNYLMO_460sa.gif
Hammersteyn
May 23, 2014 at 13:23
Is this what you were looking for
http://media.giphy.com/media/SfwIVOhnWI0i4/giphy.gif
RinceofFuturePast
May 23, 2014 at 13:30
HAHAHAHAHA!
Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!
May 23, 2014 at 13:37
looooooooooooooooool
Weanerdog
May 23, 2014 at 13:17
I call for a recount. Cloud comment was not funny, informative or entertaining. If all you need is length to win I am going to post a three thousand letter post of the letter z.
RinceofFuturePast
May 23, 2014 at 13:21
I agree!
Weanerdog
May 23, 2014 at 14:42
Don’t know if you have just come around and seen sense or my comment is wrong.
RinceofFuturePast
May 23, 2014 at 14:46
I was just trying to make sure you didn’t post a 3000 word comment 0-O *caughtout
Weanerdog
May 23, 2014 at 15:42
Thank goodness I thought I had gone over to the dark side.
Unavengedavo
May 23, 2014 at 13:20
http://37.media.tumblr.com/cf7d8f45da59301f73cd2bc629abb2d1/tumblr_mvmwxycM9X1srjwkeo1_1280.jpg
Alien Emperor Trevor
May 23, 2014 at 13:22
I’m guessing Rince is the one in the dog costume.
RinceofFuturePast
May 23, 2014 at 13:23
You got that from my clumsy hands, didn’t you?
Alien Emperor Trevor
May 23, 2014 at 13:23
No, I got that from you being a dick 😉
RinceofFuturePast
May 23, 2014 at 13:28
Expected more from you!
Alien Emperor Trevor
May 23, 2014 at 13:30
I got exactly what I expected from you. 😀
RinceofFuturePast
May 23, 2014 at 13:37
At least you are not continually disappointed then 🙂
Alien Emperor Trevor
May 23, 2014 at 13:39
Unlike she was. boom.
RinceofFuturePast
May 23, 2014 at 13:42
I agree with your decision to leave out the exclamation mark. Would have been wholly inappropriate in this case, what with being so LAME!
Mark Treloar
May 23, 2014 at 15:15
So this is from your family album then?
ToshZA
May 23, 2014 at 17:04
Ok I literally just lost all hope for the future of music. Thanks.
Alien Emperor Trevor
May 23, 2014 at 12:45
lol. I know exactly what comment you mean without even looking.
RinceofFuturePast
May 23, 2014 at 12:48
Only actually just saw it 0-O
Alien Emperor Trevor
May 23, 2014 at 12:49
haha – Were you as incredulous as I was?
Hammersteyn
May 23, 2014 at 13:00
He sure likes clouds
RinceofFuturePast
May 23, 2014 at 13:07
Indeed 🙂
Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!
May 23, 2014 at 13:15
That post was rant worthy for sure 0_0