You're going to need protection for the first SCARY MOVIE 5 poster and new trailer

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Much like the horror movie villains that it so frequently and badly parodies, the Scary Movie franchise just refuses to die. A new film is on the way, as number V for Vendetta hits theatres in April. Here’s a first look at said parody, along with a poster that keeps the design tradition of previous films alive.

In “Scary Movie 5,” happily-married couple Dan and Jody begin to notice some bizarre activity once they bring their newborn baby Aiden home from the hospital. But when the chaos expands into Jody’s job as a ballet dancer and Dan’s career as an Ape researcher, they realize their family is being stalked by a nefarious demon. Together, with the advice of certified experts and the aid of numerous cameras, they must figure out how to get rid of it before it’s too late.

Failiure to laugh: Check. Still, if you’re keen on seeing Charlie Sheen make jokes about his smashed junk and seeing a fat lady propelled by her very own farts, then this might be the movie for you. Scary Movie 5 also stars Ashley Tisdale, Erica Ash, Lindsay Lohan, Charlie Sheen, Simon Rex, Molly Shannon, Terry Crews, Heather Locklear and Mike Tyson.

Malcolm Lee directs. Oh, here’s the poster. Damn, Mike Tyson has been hitting the air-brushing hard again.


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Last Updated: March 14, 2013

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