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May people have been wondering just when Call of Duty – which started out with World War 2, then jumped to modern times and later still to a near future – would jump the shark entirely and go to space. According to the official Call of Duty: Ghosts single player trailer, a little earlier than expected. Here’s that trailer, showing soldiers floating about in space. And yes, firing rifles in a zero-gravity environment.

It’s actually pretty laughable – but I don’t care. I have a soft spot for Call of Duty’s ridiculously over-the-top popcorn entertainment single player campaigns. Suspension of disbelief? I be having it.

 Call of Duty: Ghosts launches on November 5 for PC, PS3, Wii U and Xbox 360. It will also be a launch title for PS4 on November 15 and on Xbox One when it launches in the US on November 22.

Last Updated: September 11, 2013

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256 Comments

  1. Admiral Chief of Rivia

    September 11, 2013 at 07:54

    I just had a thought:

    Each one of the Lazygamer staff should write an article on the place they write their article, their “workspace” as it were. With some lekker pictawrs?

    Who’s with me?

    Reply

    • John on trial

      September 11, 2013 at 08:01

      Seconded

      Reply

    • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

      September 11, 2013 at 08:06

      Yes!

      Reply

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      September 11, 2013 at 08:30

      Do you really want to see what’s lurking in the BrendaCave?

      Reply

    • Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim

      September 11, 2013 at 09:28

      No. 🙂

      Reply

      • Admiral Chief of Rivia

        September 11, 2013 at 09:28

        😛

        Reply

  2. Admiral Chief of Rivia

    September 11, 2013 at 07:57

    Dog attacking chopper pilot????

    WHAT IS HAPPENING??? When did CoD become cool?

    If you are reading this, you can quote me on it later. I will be keen to jam this game.

    Reply

    • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

      September 11, 2013 at 08:07

      Agreed. Looks like the proper story telling element of the game is back like with the first MW

      Reply

      • John on trial

        September 11, 2013 at 08:10

        We hope, that would be great

        Reply

      • Hammersteyn

        September 11, 2013 at 08:18

        Proper story yes, but if it’s less than seven hours long then nope.

        Reply

        • Admiral Chief of Rivia

          September 11, 2013 at 08:21

          Yar, I’m now on hour 7 of witcher, barely scratched the surface. SOOO entertaining

          Reply

          • John on trial

            September 11, 2013 at 08:23

            I need to try that next

    • RincemySniperKittEH0-O

      September 11, 2013 at 08:33

      You are dead to me…

      Reply

      • Admiral Chief of Rivia

        September 11, 2013 at 08:36

        And you have no soul ginger-pubes 😛

        Reply

        • RincemySniperKittEH0-O

          September 11, 2013 at 08:41

          Le Sigh, if you can’t come up with something I haven’t heard over the past 20 years you are DOUBLE BESTIST dead to me!

          Reply

          • Mossel

            September 11, 2013 at 09:23

            Double Bestist?! Thats the worst kind.

    • Mark Treloar

      September 11, 2013 at 09:17

      No. Gunfire in space? Also did anyone else see the Battlefield moments of Sinking Aircraft carriers and planes rolling across decks?

      Reply

      • Admiral Chief of Rivia

        September 11, 2013 at 09:20

        Yar, that was also epic

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        • Mark Treloar

          September 11, 2013 at 09:31

          Um no

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      • HvR

        September 11, 2013 at 09:46

        Gun fire is space with modern day ammunition is very possible.

        The propellant in bullets contain an oxidizer since the bullets are completely sealed to maximize effectiveness and make them waterproof.

        Reply

        • Mark Treloar

          September 11, 2013 at 10:35

          However gas escaping from the barrel will act as a propellant pushing you out into space. That aside last time I heard you cant hear gunfire in space.

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          • HvR

            September 11, 2013 at 10:53

            only slightly due the human body’s mass being so much greater than the bullet, easily counter acted by bracing against a structure or the EVA suits.

            I always look past the “sound in space” problem in movies and games, this is where going against realism ads to the experience. If you follow the same rules in Star Trek and Star Wars you end up with a silent Charlie Chaplin movie in space.

          • Mark Treloar

            September 11, 2013 at 11:13

            Which would greatly improve the last Star Trek

  3. Admiral Chief of Rivia

    September 11, 2013 at 08:05

    How do you think the goggles worn at 2:21 work?

    Reply

  4. Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

    September 11, 2013 at 08:06

    Woah. it looks like CoD may actually have a good story line again. They have my attention now

    Reply

  5. Mossel

    September 11, 2013 at 08:07

    Just waiting for my next so-called sallary, then I’m pre ordering this.

    Reply

  6. TiMsTeR1033

    September 11, 2013 at 08:07

    I really like the idea of them being in space.

    Reply

    • Admiral Chief of Rivia

      September 11, 2013 at 08:08

      Are you prepared for the day grasshopper?

      Reply

      • John on trial

        September 11, 2013 at 08:10

        Haha.

        Reply

        • Admiral Chief of Rivia

          September 11, 2013 at 08:11

          Are you ready as well?

          Reply

          • John on trial

            September 11, 2013 at 08:11

            I’ve prepped myself and I’m being very good. Sir, yes, sir.

          • SaintsRowLee

            September 11, 2013 at 08:18

            I’ve got a challenge for you guys today, and yes, that includes you as well @Admiral_Chief:disqus.
            Let’s try today to keep the comments on topic, or at least aim for a 75% rate.
            Really. Wading through 300 comments to find ten that is relevant is a bit off putting.

          • John on trial

            September 11, 2013 at 08:19

            I don’t think that’s possible. This isn’t just a gathering of game comments, it’s a gathering of fellow gaming brothers and sisters.

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            September 11, 2013 at 08:20

            Agreed

          • TiMsTeR1033

            September 11, 2013 at 08:20

            I cant agree with you more, I mean look at us.

          • SaintsRowLee

            September 11, 2013 at 08:22

            I get that, and I am not suggesting you guys do not have your fun. But go look at some of the posts of yesterday. 10 Comments were about the article in question. 290 was about agriculture magazines. A newcomer to all that might not feel so keen to join in the conversation, you know?

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            September 11, 2013 at 08:26

            Did you have a chuckle about it at least?

            All work and no play makes no sense

          • John on trial

            September 11, 2013 at 08:26

            I particularly enjoyed the animal magazine talk.

          • SaintsRowLee

            September 11, 2013 at 08:30

            In all honesty I found it a bit annoying after post 5.

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            September 11, 2013 at 08:35

            Why did you continue reading then? I think if you feel irritated about the jokes, anything posted, even funny things, will annoy you.

            Did you know that if you click on the minus button against a user’s post, it will hide that sub-thread, so maybe it will make it easier for you to read “on-topic” comments?

            Just trying to help you here, I can’t make you think things are funny/entertaining if its not your cup of tea.

          • Umar Final Fantasy 15 Hopeful

            September 11, 2013 at 08:47

            I do actually agree with you. I too quite go off topic..almost all the time, but I do often wonder if this causes the barrier of entry for new comers to become to hard to enter. We all know each other and sometimes forget this is a public forum about games that people that are not regulars would like to comment too. I think you raise a good point and should be taken into consideration

          • RincemySniperKittEH0-O

            September 11, 2013 at 08:49

            Remember, LG makes most of its money from hits. Most of us start a thread by commenting on a game which opens the door for others to come in and comment on that.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            September 11, 2013 at 08:52

            They make their money from hits? So basically your saying from us commenting we get them cash?

          • Umar Final Fantasy 15 Hopeful

            September 11, 2013 at 08:52

            True, but often we end up in a direction that is nowhere near what the article is about. So it is quite intimidating for newcomers. It’s not that we have to be strict and stay on topic all the time, but it is nice for new comers to come to the site and comment about the game as opposed to wondering why Rince is talking shit about my mum

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            September 11, 2013 at 08:53

            Gosh that’s tempting, but in the spirit of today I’ll leave it be lol

          • Umar Final Fantasy 15 Hopeful

            September 11, 2013 at 08:54

            Good man…But I understand why we go off topic too….It all is sooo very tempting 😛

          • TiMsTeR1033

            September 11, 2013 at 08:55

            I was very intimidated when first coming here, but soon I saw that people on lazygamer just joke around alot it makes our days better and to be honest we really good friends.

          • John on trial

            September 11, 2013 at 08:55

            Same here.

          • Umar Final Fantasy 15 Hopeful

            September 11, 2013 at 08:57

            True, I was exactly the same. Which is why I said we don’t have to be so strict. It’s just a consideration afterall. I just want everyone to get to know each other freely and that the community grows as there are a ton of awesome people here, besides Rince

          • RincemySniperKittEH0-O

            September 11, 2013 at 08:58

            And Foxhound?

          • Umar Final Fantasy 15 Hopeful

            September 11, 2013 at 08:59

            don’t know why it came out as Guest, was supposed to be your name trolol

          • RincemySniperKittEH0-O

            September 11, 2013 at 09:01

            Don’t forget to meet us at the BRASS BELL on the 5th, THE BRASS BELL…

          • TiMsTeR1033

            September 11, 2013 at 09:02

            I wish I could join you guys.

          • Umar Final Fantasy 15 Hopeful

            September 11, 2013 at 09:02

            Same here dude 🙂

          • TiMsTeR1033

            September 11, 2013 at 09:06

            Ironic thing is all my family are in Cape town.

          • Umar Final Fantasy 15 Hopeful

            September 11, 2013 at 09:07

            Then come on down . would love to meet the famous Tanya 😛

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            September 11, 2013 at 09:07

            (in)famous

          • TiMsTeR1033

            September 11, 2013 at 09:10

            Perhaps in December man.

          • Umar Final Fantasy 15 Hopeful

            September 11, 2013 at 09:12

            🙂 hopefully 🙂

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            September 11, 2013 at 09:21

            (s)he must bring sammiches

          • Umar Final Fantasy 15 Hopeful

            September 11, 2013 at 09:21

            LOL hey! don’t make fun of her!

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            September 11, 2013 at 09:22

            Until (s)he passes the trials, mocking is the way

          • Umar Final Fantasy 15 Hopeful

            September 11, 2013 at 09:02

            So you guys meeting in Kalk?

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            September 11, 2013 at 09:04

            Holy crap, I know that place!!!!

          • John on trial

            September 11, 2013 at 09:23

            Brass bell? Don’t think I’ve heard of it before.

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            September 11, 2013 at 09:25

            Ate there while on honeymoon, awesome place

          • John on trial

            September 11, 2013 at 09:27

            In Kalk Bay? Google search is bringing up three results.

          • RincemySniperKittEH0-O

            September 11, 2013 at 09:30

            Hehe. I was implying that @umarbastra:disqus must go to the Brass Bell (which is in Kalk Bay in Cape Town) while the rest of us meet up at Banana Jam because he was trolling me 😉

          • John on trial

            September 11, 2013 at 09:31

            Sorry. I half-read the above because I was staring at the GTA map on another open tab. Okay. It’s on the calender. Banana Jam.

          • RincemySniperKittEH0-O

            September 11, 2013 at 09:40

            Will also ask Gavin to put something up on LG to let people know

          • John on trial

            September 11, 2013 at 09:42

            Excellent. I’m in

          • Umar Final Fantasy 15 Hopeful

            September 11, 2013 at 09:34

            You bastard!!!!!
            ……good one….damn you

          • Mossel

            September 11, 2013 at 09:25

            Brass Bell!? Goddammit! I love that place! Wish I couldve made it.

          • RincemySniperKittEH0-O

            September 11, 2013 at 08:58

            You mom is awesome! Don’t say anything bad about her! I also think that by seeing the banter people who are new can see we are a community that is light-hearted, and NOT like most other sites. If our talk was only games, many wouldn’t see what separates LG from NaG

          • Umar Final Fantasy 15 Hopeful

            September 11, 2013 at 09:00

            Hmm, that is very true as well. good point, well in any case, we all just want the community to grow 🙂 everyone makes fair points though

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            September 11, 2013 at 09:04

            So as a community, when seeing a new guy/gal comment, respond to him/her!

          • Umar Final Fantasy 15 Hopeful

            September 11, 2013 at 09:05

            True, and that is a very active thing we can do, make em feel welcomed

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            September 11, 2013 at 09:05

            I always try to respond when I don’t know the person

          • Umar Final Fantasy 15 Hopeful

            September 11, 2013 at 09:06

            I was thinking, have you ever been to Siliconera website?

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            September 11, 2013 at 09:08

            Nay. Do tell?

          • Umar Final Fantasy 15 Hopeful

            September 11, 2013 at 09:10

            Well they have a thread called well, Open Thread lol its just a thread where you comment about anything you want . It’s a place where newcomers and community members can come and get to know each other better and talk about anything and everything

            Was thinking we should have something like that too

          • TiMsTeR1033

            September 11, 2013 at 08:50

            You see here at lazy gamer were family.

          • Umar Final Fantasy 15 Hopeful

            September 11, 2013 at 08:53

            And as someone that enjoys the site, I would like to see the family grow 🙂

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            September 11, 2013 at 08:20

            It is ON topic, since we are all chatting as brothers and sisters of Lagz.

            Do you only talk about ONE thing with your friends?

            Just putting that out there

          • SaintsRowLee

            September 11, 2013 at 08:27

            No, I do not. Look, I care about LG as much as you guys, and I do not want it (the comments section) to become like the News24 comments section that mostly gets ignored because of the amount of off topic banter going on.

          • John on trial

            September 11, 2013 at 08:30

            Must resist the urge to call you an agent….
            News24 comments section holds a special place in hell. We’re all friends here, no hard feelings.

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            September 11, 2013 at 08:31

            I think the N24 comments section is ignored because its filled with racism, hate speech, insults, bile, vitriol, idiots, and other useless facts.

            The comments here are fun, witty, distracting, and generally entertaining. A break from reality as it were.

            I get your point, I really do, but you cannot compare Lagz to N24, not even close.

          • SaintsRowLee

            September 11, 2013 at 08:34

            I am not comparing. Just saying I do not want it to end up like News24.

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            September 11, 2013 at 08:36

            I think we are quite safe. One racist/hate-filled/insulting comment and the whole community is against it. We band of brothers/sisters

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            September 11, 2013 at 08:49

            I get what you’re saying. Personally I stop paying much attention once the comments go over the 100 mark or once the article is a bit older, unless I’m actively involved or someone has replied to one of my ramblings. Find the most on-topic stuff is said early.

            That said while there is off-topic stuff (sometimes a lot I’ll grant you) it’s rarely in poor spirit & I’d be more sad to see it go because for me it makes the site seem more alive & welcoming.

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            September 11, 2013 at 08:50

            Yeah, if you join the “banter” late, its hard to jump in.

            Unless you are trolling Brenda, then its NEVER too late

          • RincemySniperKittEH0-O

            September 11, 2013 at 08:34

            Nintendo WiiU Sucks what?!

          • John on trial

            September 11, 2013 at 08:35

            Awww shite.

          • RincemySniperKittEH0-O

            September 11, 2013 at 08:40

            You know it! Just putting this out there before I speak to Gavin everyone (including @disqus_VdBwRw3zyE:disqus this is a forum for game speak AND fun after all, it’s not 4Chan) We are thinking of meeting on the 5th of October at Banana Jam (Edit: in Cape Town) at the same time the LG team are meeting up in JHB. Just keep the idea in your heads while I finalize details.

          • John on trial

            September 11, 2013 at 08:42

            Awesome. JHB is a bit far for me, but I’ll see what I can do.

          • RincemySniperKittEH0-O

            September 11, 2013 at 08:43

            I mean, we are having a meet up in Cape Town at the same time they are in JHB…

          • John on trial

            September 11, 2013 at 08:44

            Oh. Great. Count me in.

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            September 11, 2013 at 08:51

            Aren’t you glad the stipulation was about not trolling consoles? 😉

          • John on trial

            September 11, 2013 at 08:52

            Very

          • Umar Final Fantasy 15 Hopeful

            September 11, 2013 at 08:48

            Shweet

          • RincemySniperKittEH0-O

            September 11, 2013 at 08:50

            Oh, you didn’t get the tweet SONY fanboy, you’re not invited 😛

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            September 11, 2013 at 08:50

            XD

          • John on trial

            September 11, 2013 at 08:50

            Aren’t we all equal? This is what I was taught by Master Rince and Admiral Chief.

          • RincemySniperKittEH0-O

            September 11, 2013 at 08:51

            We are all equal, just like when we play CoD.

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            September 11, 2013 at 08:52

            No, PC is superior, but we don’t brag about it, is not gentlemanly

          • John on trial

            September 11, 2013 at 08:54

            Haha. Okay. I will neither agree or disagree at this juncture.

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            September 11, 2013 at 09:03

            Since you laugh, that means you agree?

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            September 11, 2013 at 08:50

            I will keep it in my head & fantasize like mad about it. Er… that last bit wasn’t supposed to come out.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            September 11, 2013 at 08:36

            Hello Rince, how you doing man?

          • RincemySniperKittEH0-O

            September 11, 2013 at 08:37

            Good good. I’m looking forward to staying off the topic of each article jut to see how far I can push @disqus_VdBwRw3zyE:disqus 😉

          • TiMsTeR1033

            September 11, 2013 at 08:38

            Hows life? Had coffee?

          • SaintsRowLee

            September 11, 2013 at 08:45

            Oh, my dear sir. I have been working in tech support for 10 years now, and I have seen pushing like you would not believe. So please, feel free to give it your best. I am curious to see what you can come up with…

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            September 11, 2013 at 08:46

            Tech support for 10 years, man, brave dude! I’ve gracefully moved on past that, but still have to do the odd one here or there (11 years in IT now, man I feel old…)

          • RincemySniperKittEH0-O

            September 11, 2013 at 08:48

            Have you tried turning it off and on again? 😉 http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m59co7aJl31rpbxguo1_500.gif

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            September 11, 2013 at 08:48

            LOL most tech support issues resolve themselves if you give the end user time to think about their sins…

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            September 11, 2013 at 08:52

            Can we complain about our icons on our desktop being rearranged?

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            September 11, 2013 at 09:03

            I HATE it when someone refers to their desktop background as their “screensaver”

            RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            September 11, 2013 at 09:10

            Or memory when referring to hard drive space. It’s the small things that irritate me lol

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            September 11, 2013 at 09:16

            Agreed

          • TiMsTeR1033

            September 11, 2013 at 08:12

            May I ask what is his challenge?

          • John on trial

            September 11, 2013 at 08:13

            I’m not allowed to troll console gamers. Or say anything about the master race.
            Frankly, I can’t even remember what this master race is…

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            September 11, 2013 at 08:13

            borderline…..

          • John on trial

            September 11, 2013 at 08:14

            Really? Okay, okay. My bad. You’re a strict Admiral.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            September 11, 2013 at 08:17

            I thought about this last night, and my spelling really needs some work among other things. So I had an awakening within my soul, that I shall learn from this experience and grow from it.

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            September 11, 2013 at 08:17

            Attaboy(girl)

          • TiMsTeR1033

            September 11, 2013 at 08:19

            I really do love how witty you are.

          • John on trial

            September 11, 2013 at 08:20

            Don’t get your head stuck now, Tim.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            September 11, 2013 at 08:22

            I actually think he has a talent for being quick and witty with his comments, I’m not insulting him in anyway.

          • John on trial

            September 11, 2013 at 08:18

            I actually thought about it on the way home yesterday (it’s a long drive), and I too have come to realize that I need to be more accepting of others. Who needs a shrink when you have LG?

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            September 11, 2013 at 08:19

            😉

      • TiMsTeR1033

        September 11, 2013 at 08:11

        Indeed I am, and will be fully equipped to deal with the challenge.

        Reply

    • John on trial

      September 11, 2013 at 08:11

      It makes zero sense realistically, but it’s pretty cool.

      Reply

  7. Hammersteyn

    September 11, 2013 at 08:10

    BEST HEADER EVER!

    Reply

  8. No Longer SIR Twakkus

    September 11, 2013 at 08:14

    Well the trailer looks cool but one thing I have learned is to never base a game on a trailer. I will patiently wait for the LG review and then decide on buying.

    Reply

    • Admiral Chief of Rivia

      September 11, 2013 at 08:14

      At least the trailer is not all CGI

      Reply

      • TiMsTeR1033

        September 11, 2013 at 08:17

        Its in game isn’t it?

        Reply

        • Admiral Chief of Rivia

          September 11, 2013 at 08:21

          Aye

          Reply

      • No Longer SIR Twakkus

        September 11, 2013 at 08:30

        Definitely a step in the right direction but I am still not sold. With the right video editing skills you can even make Zuma look good.

        Reply

        • Admiral Chief of Rivia

          September 11, 2013 at 08:31

          Jis dude, I dunno about that one…

          Reply

          • No Longer SIR Twakkus

            September 11, 2013 at 08:37

            Well its going to be a short video but I am sure you can do it. Talking about video editing, Japan wins:

        • John on trial

          September 11, 2013 at 08:31

          The game or the president? The game might be easier to make look good.

          Reply

          • No Longer SIR Twakkus

            September 11, 2013 at 08:40

            Haha, thats the point I am trying to make. It might be difficult but not impossible 😉 I dont like trailers, they project something which may be waaaay off mark.

    • John on trial

      September 11, 2013 at 08:15

      I too have made that error.

      Reply

  9. Hammersteyn

    September 11, 2013 at 08:15

    I also like the SP campaign. Always did. But it so short and linear. Usually I rent the game on Saturday morning and I can breeze through the whole campaign and have the game back at the store before church starts on Sunday. Won’t surprise me at all if COD does goes Titanfall and drop the SP all together

    Reply

    • John on trial

      September 11, 2013 at 08:16

      If they can bring back a good SP like MW, then great. But if they can’t then they might as well drop it.

      Reply

  10. Umar Final Fantasy 15 Hopeful

    September 11, 2013 at 08:21

    Something is wrong in the force….This is a COD article…but no COD bashing is going on? ….. What is going on!!!! Who are you people?? My life is a lie

    Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      September 11, 2013 at 08:22

      I think the consensus is it’s not just orange flavored Oros anymore. They actually added more flavors this time around.

      Reply

      • Admiral Chief of Rivia

        September 11, 2013 at 08:23

        Agreed

        Reply

      • Umar Final Fantasy 15 Hopeful

        September 11, 2013 at 08:26

        Who are you……..haha, but yeah I see so indeed, something new kind of. looks interesting

        Reply

        • Hammersteyn

          September 11, 2013 at 08:28

          Hehe cant fight the facts. Even on the MP side so much has been added. Fix the noscope as well and I might actually consider buying this. Though the SP will always be a priority for me.

          Reply

          • Umar Final Fantasy 15 Hopeful

            September 11, 2013 at 08:30

            COD SP will never be enough to warrant a purchase as you mentioned above too. 4-6 hours of shooting is not enough. Rental suffices, might give it a rental

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            September 11, 2013 at 08:36

            I always get excited when I see CoD on special on Steam, because I really do want to play the SP portion. But then I see the price is still around $15/20 for a game that’s years-old – no thanks – not for a couple of hours.

          • Umar Final Fantasy 15 Hopeful

            September 11, 2013 at 08:40

            Exactly. SP is fun, no doubt..but not anything over $20 worth of fun

    • Admiral Chief of Rivia

      September 11, 2013 at 08:24

      This does not warrant bashing, this is actually looking good!

      Reply

      • Umar Final Fantasy 15 Hopeful

        September 11, 2013 at 08:26

        Yeah….who would’ve thought!

        Reply

  11. Spathi

    September 11, 2013 at 08:23

    I cannot take this anymore,
    Everything is the same as before,
    All these CODs makes no sense
    But I find bliss in ignorance,
    Get of forums, stay away,
    I LOVE COD, Can’t wait to play!

    Just like before…..

    Everything you’ve shown to me,
    Takes me one step closer to the edge,
    And I’m about to take the bait
    I need a little room to breath,
    Cause I’m one step closer to the edge,
    I’m about to ejaculate!

    Underwater, graphics so clear,
    All these fish just disappear,
    Dog in space, makes no sense,
    I find bliss in ignorance,
    Teabag your body, that’s okay,
    Over and over again…

    Just like before…

    Everything you’ve shown to me,
    Takes me one step closer to the edge,
    And I’m about to take the bait
    I need a little room to breath,
    Cause I’m one step closer to the edge,
    I’m about to ejaculate!

    Shut up, I’m not listening to you!
    Shut up, shut up, shut up,
    Shut up I’m not listening to you!
    Shut up, shut up, shut up,

    I’m about to ejaculate!

    Everything I say to you,
    You’re mom is a whore, and your sister too.
    That’s all true, I should know.
    I slept with both, and there I gooooooo!

    And I’m about to ejaculate!

    Reply

    • Admiral Chief of Rivia

      September 11, 2013 at 08:24

      O_O

      Reply

    • John on trial

      September 11, 2013 at 08:24

      All I read was “I cannot take this anymore, And I’m about to ejaculate”

      Reply

      • Admiral Chief of Rivia

        September 11, 2013 at 08:25

        LOL

        Reply

      • TiMsTeR1033

        September 11, 2013 at 08:25

        Perhaps he is very happy.

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        • John on trial

          September 11, 2013 at 08:25

          If this preview is getting us interested, just imagine what it does to the COD guys.

          Reply

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            September 11, 2013 at 08:26

            Good grief, I hope they are ok?

          • TiMsTeR1033

            September 11, 2013 at 08:27

            I’m sure it has them drooling at the thought, just as I am so excited and eagerly awaiting Gta v.

    • ElimiNathan

      September 11, 2013 at 08:24

      Wahahahahahaha

      Reply

    • Umar Final Fantasy 15 Hopeful

      September 11, 2013 at 08:27

      LMFAO!! And I’m ABOUT TO BREAK!!

      Reply

      • TiMsTeR1033

        September 11, 2013 at 08:28

        Please don’t break Umar we need you!

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        • Umar Final Fantasy 15 Hopeful

          September 11, 2013 at 08:29

          Lol Linkin Park yo, when they weren’t weak Electro losers

          Reply

          • John on trial

            September 11, 2013 at 08:30

            Amen to that brother.

          • Umar Final Fantasy 15 Hopeful

            September 11, 2013 at 08:31

            Jeez how sucky is LP now….my god.I understand Chester has problems with his throat but man……I can’t listen to their crap anymore

          • John on trial

            September 11, 2013 at 08:32

            Absolutely. I see the guitarist strumming like mad in the new music vidz and wonder…where the hell is the guitar in this song??

          • Umar Final Fantasy 15 Hopeful

            September 11, 2013 at 08:37

            LOOL why do they have a guitarist in the first place. They sound like Chester and frooty loops band

          • John on trial

            September 11, 2013 at 08:40

            They really do.
            I remember watching an interview with them when they did Meteora and Mike said that it’s always been important for them to maintain their unique sound so people will immediately know it’s them when the song comes on…guess that didn’t last.

          • Umar Final Fantasy 15 Hopeful

            September 11, 2013 at 08:49

            Very Very sad…They were a great band…..

          • Tbone187

            September 11, 2013 at 11:13

            Yup, they really sold out.Couldn’t agree more.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            September 11, 2013 at 08:32

            I haven’t heard their stuff in awhile, cannot be that bad can it?

          • John on trial

            September 11, 2013 at 08:33

            It’s really bad. I actually heard it on the radio and wondered how this guy in the pop band could sound so much like Chester….then I cried when I found out that it was my beloved LP that turned into an electro orgy.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            September 11, 2013 at 08:36

            Do you like Foster the people?

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            September 11, 2013 at 08:32

            You said it.

    • John on trial

      September 11, 2013 at 08:28

      I’m glad you put the fish in that sick LP remake of yours. Wouldn’t have been the same without it.

      Reply

    • TiMsTeR1033

      September 11, 2013 at 08:31

      I am very impressed, I write poetry too.

      Reply

      • Admiral Chief of Rivia

        September 11, 2013 at 08:32

        So post us something already

        Reply

        • TiMsTeR1033

          September 11, 2013 at 08:33

          On a serious note, I have had poetry published.

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          • John on trial

            September 11, 2013 at 08:34

            Nice.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            September 11, 2013 at 08:35

            Was in South African National Poetry something or other, I cannot remember at this time.

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            September 11, 2013 at 08:37

            Link or it did not happen

          • TiMsTeR1033

            September 11, 2013 at 08:45

            How can I link a book?

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            September 11, 2013 at 08:47

            Link to the article Tanya…

          • Brady miaau

            September 11, 2013 at 08:54

            And she had no article, just a letter saying poems X,Y and Z or being published and we own it, not you.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            September 11, 2013 at 08:56

            I can write poems any time though.

          • Brady miaau

            September 11, 2013 at 09:03

            Awesome!

            I cannot. At all. I can sort of write, but no poetry.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            September 11, 2013 at 09:05

            Having gifts and not using them is a big problem. I can draw, paint and write poems yet I don’t use any in recent years.

          • Brady miaau

            September 11, 2013 at 09:53

            Indeed. I think most of us end up like that. Pity

          • SaintsRowLee

            September 11, 2013 at 10:04

            Okay, I am not attacking you just for the record: But that is a shame if you got talents you are not using. I had the same issue, and for years it bugged me, until I took a step back from gaming and got back into writing a bit more. It also helped me enjoy gaming more as well, as I am now very selective in what I buy and play, as I only allow myself x amount of hours playing a week.

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            September 11, 2013 at 09:06

            Prove it.

            You have until 9h30

          • TiMsTeR1033

            September 11, 2013 at 09:07

            The catch is my spelling and grammar. I don’t want fail now. I also need a topic.

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            September 11, 2013 at 09:08

            Beer and clouds.
            Go

          • TiMsTeR1033

            September 11, 2013 at 09:09

            Seriously beer and clouds?

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            September 11, 2013 at 09:16

            …running out of time there Tanya…

          • TiMsTeR1033

            September 11, 2013 at 09:24

            Will have to wait boss is back..

          • Brady miaau

            September 11, 2013 at 09:54

            Um. Should that not be till boss leaves?

          • Brady miaau

            September 11, 2013 at 09:54

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            September 11, 2013 at 09:08

            You’re excused for poetry, you have artistic license.

          • Brady miaau

            September 11, 2013 at 08:54

            My wife as well

          • TiMsTeR1033

            September 11, 2013 at 08:57

            Book is called Memories in time, well I think.

          • Brady miaau

            September 11, 2013 at 09:52

            Yeah, at some stage the South African National Poetry council asked for submissions for poetry competitions. If you “won” your poem(s) get published but no other prize, in an Anthology of peotry they sell for, 12 years ago, R300 at Exclusive books

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            September 11, 2013 at 08:59

            The irony of it being called Memories.. maybe lol. I swear consoles have caused our minds to deteriorate.

      • Spathi

        September 11, 2013 at 08:43

        Thank you, I’m very proud of my satirical piece too 😀

        Reply

        • Brady miaau

          September 11, 2013 at 09:01

          Good! I assume you had some good flow there

          Reply

    • Brady miaau

      September 11, 2013 at 10:01

      No, no wait.

      Inspired by Linkin Park: One Step Closer, right?

      Reply

  12. Alien Emperor Trevor

    September 11, 2013 at 08:26

    Are they going to load all the CoD copies into a rocket & fire it at the sun? Sounds like a plot for an Austin Powers movie.

    I’ll read the article now, just wanted to get that out the way.

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    • Admiral Chief of Rivia

      September 11, 2013 at 08:27

      You are gonna retract your statement after reading and watching the vid…

      Reply

      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        September 11, 2013 at 08:28

        Well that’s also a cool idea, but I still like mine. I’ll call it a draw. 😀

        Reply

  13. ThatManOverThere

    September 11, 2013 at 08:31

    Oh COD… Ruk nou weer ordentlik die hoender met die een… Begin al meer Sci-Fi lyk, maar nou ja, maybe I’m just a realism nut

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    • Admiral Chief of Rivia

      September 11, 2013 at 08:32

      Have you jammed ARMA?

      Reply

      • ThatManOverThere

        September 11, 2013 at 08:33

        Yes indeed! Since alpha… Pretty sweet

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    • SaintsRowLee

      September 11, 2013 at 08:38

      This whole “realism” in games fad is getting me down. If you want realism, why don’t you go join the army?

      Reply

      • TiMsTeR1033

        September 11, 2013 at 08:39

        I will play Gta v for realism.

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        • John on trial

          September 11, 2013 at 08:41

          Yes, because that game is jam-packed with realism.

          Reply

          • TiMsTeR1033

            September 11, 2013 at 08:42

            To think John just 6 days left.

          • John on trial

            September 11, 2013 at 08:43

            I prefer not to think about it. But I must say, I think this is doing me good, actually.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            September 11, 2013 at 08:46

            This test is distracting me from thinking too hard about Gta v.

          • Brady miaau

            September 11, 2013 at 08:53

            6 sleeps?

          • TiMsTeR1033

            September 11, 2013 at 09:01

            I’m not sure?

      • Admiral Chief of Rivia

        September 11, 2013 at 08:43

        That’s a bit uncalled for don’t you think? We each have our own preference.

        Reply

        • ThatManOverThere

          September 11, 2013 at 08:47

          And as for facts on joining the army. Can’t join SADF even though I tried, thanks to certain policies. (Wanted to join the Air Force) Applied for British Army Air Corps, but decided against it, not wanting to fight a war I don’t support. So yeah, there you go *EDIT Lol sorry replied to the wrong comment! -_-

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          • SaintsRowLee

            September 11, 2013 at 09:36

            Look, you misunderstood me, and I can see how it happened. I am still waiting for the sarcasm font to be invented, so apologies if my statement came across as rude. Ek is nie altyd Lazygamer se ou tannie met die nat panty nie, ek belowe…

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            September 11, 2013 at 09:39

            I hear ya, its just that you come across a bit like die ou tannie.

            Ontspan die boude dude, dis al wat ek vra.

          • ThatManOverThere

            September 11, 2013 at 09:40

            No offence taken. Maar dankie vir die ‘clarification’

          • SaintsRowLee

            September 11, 2013 at 09:42

            Geen probleem. 🙂

        • SaintsRowLee

          September 11, 2013 at 09:31

          Okay, who died and made you comment police? Sorry. Henceforth I will be an Elcor and will start all comments with an emotive statement so I do not upset the daisies. Will that make your day? And if we all have our preferences, why are you taking me to task? Should I just shut up because I do not agree with the rest of the 09’ers on here?

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          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            September 11, 2013 at 09:35

            Did I tell you to shut up? No I did not.

            I just think you were a bit brash in that comment. In fact, in quite a few of my comments, hence why I am talking to you about it. It certainly does feel like you have some sort of issue with quite a few people here.

            That is why am “taking you to task”

          • SaintsRowLee

            September 11, 2013 at 09:48

            If you believe that I have issues with certain people, then you are mistaken.
            Just because I disagree with you on something does not make you my mortal enemy going forward.
            Believe me, if I had an issue with anyone, I would tell it to their face.
            As far as I can tell, in all my comments I did not attack anyone personally. I raised an issue I had and I kept my nose clean with all the comments after that.

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            September 11, 2013 at 09:49

            Was referring to past incidents, not today.

            Glad to know you have no issues then.

            Moving on 😉

          • SaintsRowLee

            September 11, 2013 at 09:56

            Ye Gods! You are the old tannie today! Mad at something I said weeks ago?
            🙂

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            September 11, 2013 at 09:57

            Nay dude, just referring to the tone you generally post in.

            Just a thought

          • SaintsRowLee

            September 11, 2013 at 10:12

            My dear Admiral, I do not think that is a thing I can change. There I am unfortunately my mother’s child. She was exactly like that. Where people would see a brash, cold hearted old cow I saw a woman who had a funny way of showing her love.
            Believe me, I love gaming as much as all of you. And I love all of you. But that does not mean I am always going to play nice with the other children.

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            September 11, 2013 at 10:14

            Fair enough. Thanks for explaining your way of doing things. We all have our own way.

      • ThatManOverThere

        September 11, 2013 at 08:44

        Don’t get me wrong, I understand that whole point of join the army blah die blah, a game is just a game, I just don’t like games like COD, which actually had a pretty believable story in the original MW, going crazy like Medal of Honor did with sci-fi based story lines all of a sudden… Personal taste I guess

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  14. RincemySniperKittEH0-O

    September 11, 2013 at 08:32

    Pretty sure some of what I just watched was lifted straight from the trailer for Gravity 0-O

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    • ThatManOverThere

      September 11, 2013 at 08:33

      Yesss!!! Copy cats

      Reply

  15. RincemySniperKittEH0-O

    September 11, 2013 at 08:45

    I suppose this makes sense. If you are going head to head with Titan Fall you are going to have to bring something crazy to the table. I think we are in for a treat this next generation either way. I just wonder what sort of budget this game is going to tally up, I can easily see it hitting the $120mil mark.

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  16. HvR

    September 11, 2013 at 09:41

    “Here’s that trailer, showing soldiers floating about in space. And yes, firing rifles in a zero-gravity environment. It’s actually pretty laughable – but I don’t care”

    Actually quite possible, in fact a semi-automatic pistol is included in the Russian Cosmonaut crash land survival kit so if you piss off Boris on the ISS it is actually plausible as well.

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    • Admiral Chief of Rivia

      September 11, 2013 at 09:43

      Really? Damn, Russki’s are bad-ass yo!

      Reply

    • Admiral Chief of Rivia

      September 11, 2013 at 09:45

      • HvR

        September 11, 2013 at 09:54

        The stop using the triple barrel pistol shotgun/flare gun a decade ago, they now pack a 9mm pistol.

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        • Admiral Chief of Rivia

          September 11, 2013 at 09:58

          Awesome, learned something at 9h58

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          • HvR

            September 11, 2013 at 09:59

            still do not know why I remember random useless facts I read/heard 10 years ago but struggle to remember the new password I set yesterday.

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            September 11, 2013 at 10:01

            Haha, good thing you don’t work here.

            I have special punishments for end users forgetting the passwords.

            IMustNotForgetMyNewPassword1234566789

          • HvR

            September 11, 2013 at 10:07

            Luckily we do not have an IT department we do everything ourselves so have all root passwords; mostly it is for online and gaming accounts where you have stupid limits on special characters or max length.

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            September 11, 2013 at 10:12

            Lol, indeed

    • Anon A Mouse

      September 11, 2013 at 10:33

      Ja I also wondered why the firing of rifles in space is laughable. The weapons do not need outside oxygen to word since the powder in the projectile has its own oxidizer. Heck you can even shoot a gun under water. You will only be able to do it once since the gun will explode and take your hand(s) with it, but it can be done.

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  17. Jonah Cash

    September 11, 2013 at 11:11

    I have never played any Call of Duty or games like it ever…. This might be the first, this really does look awesome!! Well done to the guys and gals who made this….

    Reply

  18. Gavin Mannion

    September 11, 2013 at 12:25

    Holy cow… okay that looks awesome. I love the COD single player stories, so many baysplosions

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  19. Cgb

    September 12, 2013 at 00:03

    And its now Ghost Recon: Homefront with plot points from Goddamn Black Ops 2! Father and son in the military? Where have i seen this before?

    Reply

  20. Major FoxHoundR - what the fox

    September 12, 2013 at 01:00

    me and my friends xXxJappiexXx and xXSn1p2Xx already preorderd this game.

    Reply

  21. WTFisThat23

    September 12, 2013 at 22:37

    And thats why im not buying this shity game.. BO2 is a downgrade from MW3 and will always be.. MW2 will always be the BEST of the COD franchise and those times were the best,

    BTW GTA V in 5 Days 😀

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