Here are The Witcher 3’s achievements

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Say no to Duran Duran

The Witcher 3 is coming. Say no to drugs. Those aren’t related statements – but if you’ve been sipping the Witcher 3 Kool-aid, you likely want to know everything there is to know about the latest exploits of the ashen-haired, demon-slaying Witcher, Geralt of Rivia. Here then, are all of the game’s achievements (and probably trophies), here for your spoiler-filled pleasure.

As you’d imagine, you can expect a great number of spoilers tucked in amongst these achievements, so if you want to go in to the game with fresh eyes and a clean mind, then you may want to avoid reading through them.

What I will say though, is that the many, many achievements (52 of em!) show there’s a healthy amount of things to do in the game, with a number of quests, side quests, and other tasks ready to eat up all of your free time. The Witcher 3 is coming. Say no to Durum Wheat pasta.

WARNING: SPOILERS

  • Let’s Cook!  – 15g
    Learn 12 potion formulae.
  • Bombardier  – 15g
    Collect the formulae for 6 different bomb types.
  • Bookworm  – 15g
    Read 30 books, journals or other documents.
  • Fast and Furious  – 15g
    Win all the horse races in the game.
  • Munchkin  – 65g
    Reach character development level 35.
  • Fire in the Hole  – 15g
    Destroy 10 monster nests using bombs.

    • Lilac and Gooseberries – 15g
      Find Yennefer of Vengerberg.
    • A Friend in Need  – 15g
      Find and free Dandelion.
    • Necromancer  – 15g
      Help Yennefer extract information from Skjall’s body.
    • Family Counselor – 15g
      Find the baron’s wife and daughter.
    • Something More  – 15g
      Find Ciri.
    • Xenonaut –  15g
      Visit Tir ná Lia and convince Ge’els to betray Eredin.
    • The King is Dead – 30g
      Defeat Eredin.
    • Passed the Trial  – 15g
      Finish the game on any difficulty.
    • Ran the Gauntlet – 30g
      Finish the game on the “Blood and Broken Bones!” or “Death March!” difficulty levels.
    • Walked the Path  – 65g
      Finish the game on the “Death March!” difficulty level.
    • Geralt: The Professional  – 15g
      Complete all witcher contracts.
    • Kingmaker – 15g
      Complete the subplot about choosing Skellige’s ruler.
    • Assassin of Kings – 15g
      Take part in the assassination of King Radovid.
    • Friends With Benefits – 15g
      Complete the subplot involving Keira Metz.
    • Full Crew  – 15g
      Bring all possible allies to Kaer Morhen for the battle against the Hunt.
    • Dendrologist – 15g
      Acquire all the Abilities in one tree.
    • The Enemy of My Enemy – 15g
      Use the Axii Sign to force one opponent to kill another. Do this 20 times.
    • Humpty Dumpty  – 15g
      Kill 10 opponents by knocking them off somewhere high with the Aard Sign.
    • Environmentally Unfriendly – 15g
      Kill 50 opponents using the environment (e.g. swamp gas, insects or objects).
    • Kaer Morhen Trained  – 15g
      Perform 10 effective counterattacks in a row without getting hit or parrying.
    • Can’t Touch This!  – 15g
      Kill 5 foes in a fight without taking damage (except for Toxicity) and without using the Quen Sign.
    • That Is the Evilest Thing…  – 15g
      Ignite the gas produced by a Dragon’s Dream bomb using a burning opponent. Do this 10 times.
    • Butcher of Blaviken  – 30g
      Kill at least 5 opponents in under 10 seconds.
    • Triple Threat  – 15g
      Kill 3 opponents in one fight using 3 different methods (swords, bombs, crossbow, Signs, etc.).
    • Brawler  – 30g
      Defeat Olaf, the Skellige champion of unarmed combat.
    • Overkill  – 30g
      Make an opponent suffer from bleeding, poisoning and burning simultaneously. Do this 10 times.
    • Master Marksman  – 15g
      Kill 50 human and nonhuman opponents by striking them in the head with a crossbow bolt.
    • What Was That?  – 15g
      Attack, counter, cast a Sign and throw a bomb (in any order) in under 4 seconds.
    • Globetrotter  – 15g
      Discover 100 fast travel points.
    • Pest Control  – 30g
      Destroy all monster nests in the Velen / Novigrad region, or in Skellige.
    • Card Collector  – 15g
      Acquire all gwent cards available in the base version of the game.
    • Gwent Master  – 15g
      Defeat Tybalt and win the gwent tournament held at the Passiflora.
    • Armed and Dangerous  – 30g
      Find and equip all the elements of one set of witcher gear.
    • Power Overwhelming  – 15g
      Have all possible Place of Power bonuses active at the same time.
    • Brawl Master  – 15g
      Complete all fistfighting quests in Velen, Skellige and Novigrad.
    • Fist of the South Star  – 15g
      Defeat an opponent in a fistfight without taking any damage.
    • Geralt and Friends  – 15g
      Win a round of gwent using only neutral cards.
    • All In  – 15g
      Play three hero cards in one round of gwent and win the match.
    • Shrieker  – 15g
      Complete the contract on the shrieker.
    • Fearless Vampire Slayer – 15g
      Complete the contract on Sarasti.
    • Woodland Spirit  – 15g
      Complete the contract on the Woodland Spirit.
    • Fiend or Foe?  – 15g
      Complete the contract on Morvudd.
    • Ashes to Ashes  – 15g
      Complete the contract on Therazane.
    • The Doppler Effect  – 15g
      Resolve the doppler problem in Novigrad.
    • Even Odds  – 30g
      Kill 2 monsters you have a contract on without using Signs, potions, mutagens, oils or bombs.
    • Mutant  – 15g
      Fill all mutagen slots.

    The Witcher 3 is coming to PC, PlayStation 4 and Xbox One on May 24. Say no to Duran Duran. Here’s that recent gameplay trailer. It’s got me rather damned excited.

    Last Updated: April 16, 2015

    Geoffrey Tim

    Editor. I'm old, grumpy and more than just a little cynical. One day, I found myself in possession of a NES, and a copy of Super Mario Bros 3. It was that game that made me realise that games were more than just toys to idly while away time - they were capable of being masterpieces. I'm here now, looking for more of those masterpieces.

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