I realized that Matty and I will be seeing each other at the end of the week and have already placed my order for him to bring me a mountain of pastries. Now, it’s all I can think about. That, and the eternal debate – how many pastries is enough without being excessive? 12? 18? 24? In my current mood, my answer is somewhere over 9000.
In Other News: Pokemon threats are dangerous, Early Access is really popular and voting is open for the Joystick Awards.
Here’s the news we didn’t post today because we were too busy patenting a very special kind of power bank.
News
Half of Steam’s million-sellers in 2015 are on Early Access
What if Fallout 4 were an oldschool isometric RPG?
Men who threatened violence at Pokemon Championships detained for at least 4 months ahead of trial
Deus Ex: Human Revolution being considered for Xbox One backwards compatibility
Stuff
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Vote for your favourite games in this year’s Golden Joystick Awards
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Vidja
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DOOM 4 – Game Engine Trailer
The Movies
New characters announced for season 3 of PENNY DREADFUL
Hail, the king that shall be, in this intense new trailer for MACBETH!
Disney could make $5 billion from STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS merchandise
Midweek Movie Mouth-off: what’s the worst logic flaw you’ve seen?
No, [REDACTED] does not have flipper hands in BATMAN V SUPERMAN!
Watch leaked low-res WARCRAFT film footage here!
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Humanity will be wiped out in this trailer for THE 5TH WAVE
Last Updated: September 2, 2015
Captain JJ Fantasticus
September 2, 2015 at 16:07
Is the power bank powered by Darryn’s cold stares or by the Cabbage’s hair?
Pariah
September 2, 2015 at 16:09
Don’t think it matters. Either of those are an infinite source.
Captain JJ Fantasticus
September 2, 2015 at 16:12
XD The one is static electricity and the other is nuclear.
We could always power it with Admiral’s grammar if we somehow need more.
Pariah
September 2, 2015 at 16:16
*grammre
Captain JJ Fantasticus
September 2, 2015 at 16:17
that’s wrogn ;P
Lord Chaos
September 2, 2015 at 16:17
*thats 😛
Captain JJ Fantasticus
September 2, 2015 at 16:19
I can already feel the power we’re going to generatte with the commints.
Pariah
September 2, 2015 at 16:20
We cood solve the eskom power crysis
Captain JJ Fantasticus
September 2, 2015 at 16:20
Four sure
Lord Chaos
September 2, 2015 at 16:21
Until they steal the whisk… umm… I mean copper wiring…
Alien Emperor Trevor
September 2, 2015 at 16:13
Spoiler: It’s a battery recycling centre.
Captain JJ Fantasticus
September 2, 2015 at 16:13
So it’s a Prius?
Alien Emperor Trevor
September 2, 2015 at 16:14
Oh wait, I’ve got a better one. It’s a cloud power bank – they trap steam inside a box.
Captain JJ Fantasticus
September 2, 2015 at 16:15
😀
I think that’s better.
If it were an Xbone it would have to drag the power brick along with it everywhere, like a Prius with a trailer for its batteries 😉
Lord Chaos
September 2, 2015 at 16:16
It rubs the lotion on the skin?
HvR
September 2, 2015 at 16:59
One Mankini, 3 wankbands and cloud power.
VampyreSquirrel
September 2, 2015 at 16:22
Matt! Bring me Pastel De Nata as well!!! I’ll pick them up from Zoe… if she doesn’t eat them…
hairyknees
September 2, 2015 at 16:26
Hahahaha you’ll have to wrestle them out of Zoe’s grasp! She loves them 😛 SHE WON’T LET THEM GO EASILY!
VampyreSquirrel
September 2, 2015 at 16:29
Well if you’re going to her place, then I’ll meet you at the Ninos across the road 😛
hairyknees
September 2, 2015 at 16:26
Hey Zoe, what kind of power bank are you working on? lolol!
VampyreSquirrel
September 2, 2015 at 16:43
I wonder if it’s powered by custard and makes a perfect Pastel de Nata every 2 minutes?
VampyreSquirrel
September 2, 2015 at 16:42
Zoe, you can never have too many/enough when it comes to Pastel de Nata… EVER!
Brady miaau
September 2, 2015 at 17:07
“Deus Ex: Human Revolution being considered for Xbox One backwards compatibility”
Stop considering.
HvR
September 2, 2015 at 17:15
They are probably considering “Backwards compatibility for free” VS “Full price remaster”