Gentlemen, I’m afraid I have some baaaaaaad news. Over on the weekend. I decided to make a purchase. A sensible purchase, instead of replica Iron Man armour or a new motorcycle. I bought myself a small coffee pot with the little plunger thingy to filter out granules and stuff. I immediately noticed that most of my hair fell out, with the remainder of it turning whiter than the inside of a Woolworths food market. I am absolutely terrified as to what will happen to me next if I decide to buy a new toaster.
In Other News: Halo achieves much, Nintendo has some plans, Mike Bithell hires Gollum and the seven year shadow of Modern Warfare.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because I was too busy wondering how buying some new curtains could make me want to start sleeping at 9PM.
Halo: The Master Chief Collection adds 50 new achievements
Telltale’s Game of Thrones teasers are getting graphic
Super Smash Bros Wii U release date moved up in Europe
Xbox Atari ET documentary phones home on November 20
Alone In The Dark: Illumination trailer released
Nintendo has plans for Amiibo cards, smaller figures
New Resident Evil Revelations 2 screens rise from the grave
Andy Serkis joins the cast of Mike Bithell’s Volume
What’s on at The Movies
Clive Barker talks about the Hellraiser reboot – Not really a reboot
Modern peter Pan series League of Pan in development
Directors Don Hall and Chris Williams talk Big Hero 6
Monday Box Office Report – Crawling in my skin
The Crow creator James O’Barr updates on the planned reboot
This first trailer for Furious 7 doesn’t play by your rules
Model: Anna AJ
Last Updated: November 3, 2014