It never fails. Every year I decide to dress as a superhero condom, covering my body in all manner of tight rubber, ribbed for pleasure. And every single year, Jozi decides that a heatwave should be thrown at my bulbous ass, causing me to hallucinate and get blindsided by the make-up running into my eyes.
Every single freakin’ year. You’d think by now that I’d have learnt to go to a rAge dressed as the Mighty Man-Kini. If so, you’ve clearly understimated how stupidly stubborn I am. Clearly.
In Other News: Super Meat Boy changes his tune, StarCraft 2 is user-friendly, more arty swords and a call for games to leave us hanging.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because I was too busy convincing Geoff to cosplay as Mankind. He told me to “Have a nice day!”
News
Super Meat Boy will have a different soundtrack on PS4 and Vita
Warhammer: Vermintide’s Empire Soldier has mutton chops and a blunderbuss
More features have been added to the Xbox Beta App for Windows 10
StarCraft 2’s new user interface detailed
$6m isn’t enough to make Shenmue 3 ‘gorgeous visually’
Sniper Elite franchise surpasses 10m copies sold
New Sword Art Online announced for PS4, Vita
PS3 has been discontinued in New Zealand
Stuff
The League of Legends world championship YouTube chat is flooded with dicks
The monstrous evolution of Amnesia: The Dark Descent
The keyboard is your mightiest weapon in Epistory
Please games, let me be stumped
Videos
What’s on at The Movies
Marvel developing DAMAGE CONTROL sitcom at ABC
Monday Box Office Report – Marooned is good
LETHAL WEAPON TV series in development at Fox
CBS and James Wan developing a MACGYVER TV series reboot!
A GHOSTBUSTERS animated movie set to be developed by Sony
Are HBO and Zack Snyder developing a WATCHMEN TV series?
Patrick Rothfuss’ THE KINGKILLER CHRONICLE getting a movie and TV series adaptation!
Last Updated: October 5, 2015
Grand Admiral Chief
October 5, 2015 at 16:03
Just don’t dress as this
HairyEwok
October 5, 2015 at 16:04
As what? Is there a image?
Ottokie "Yahtzee"
October 5, 2015 at 16:07
…don’t do it
Grand Admiral Chief
October 6, 2015 at 07:00
He did it
VampyreSquirrel
October 5, 2015 at 16:37
DO IT!
HairyEwok
October 5, 2015 at 16:45
I regret all my decisions in life now….
VampyreSquirrel
October 5, 2015 at 16:57
Don’t worry, you’ll learn not to listen to me when I say that.
Grand Admiral Chief
October 6, 2015 at 07:00
xD
VampyreSquirrel
October 5, 2015 at 16:06
That would be the quietest rAge EVER… because everyone would run away screaming.
DragonSpirit009
October 5, 2015 at 16:08
Awkwardness on a new level there!
Ottokie "Yahtzee"
October 5, 2015 at 16:09
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Raptor Rants
October 5, 2015 at 19:38
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Alien Emperor Trevor
October 5, 2015 at 16:05
Mrs Foley’s baby boy!
Ottokie "Yahtzee"
October 5, 2015 at 16:06
http://i.imgur.com/hfB2fuf.gif
Grand Admiral Chief
October 5, 2015 at 16:10
TEH NOMNOMS
Ottokie "Yahtzee"
October 5, 2015 at 16:17
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Lardus-For the Emperor!
October 5, 2015 at 16:20
Lethal Weapon TV series? Yes please!
Ottokie "Yahtzee"
October 5, 2015 at 16:21
http://i.imgur.com/lbZmIMV.gif
VampyreSquirrel
October 5, 2015 at 16:58
Where will you be when the drugs kick in?
DragonSpirit009
October 5, 2015 at 16:23
All I can imagine is heat + sweat + rubber = human sized squeaky toy XD
VampyreSquirrel
October 5, 2015 at 16:28
That was Darryn last year as Batman.
GooseZA
October 5, 2015 at 16:25
Mankind!
Geoffrey Tim
October 5, 2015 at 16:31
Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: “Mankind”. Basically, it’s made up of two separate words- “mank” and “ind”. What do these words mean?
It’s a mystery, and that’s why so is mankind.
VampyreSquirrel
October 5, 2015 at 16:34
Comment of the week… if you could only win that.
HairyEwok
October 5, 2015 at 16:50
Urban dictionary…
Mank- disgusting, rotten, y’know yourself, just plain “icky”
ind- Indian – Generally American Indians…
So in conclusion mankind is a icky american indian?
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