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In Other News – 09 October 2013

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Lucy Pinder

In an effort to afford the Xbox One next year, I’ve decided to sell a few things. Unfortunately, my eBay auctions for my dignity, integrity and chastity have not gone well. Anyone want to buy my honesty? It’s totally worth a R100…

In Other News: Do a Doodle Jump on 3DS, Call of Duty PC specs may be different after all, slash zombies on PC and Russia will pay for your game development.

Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy getting nailed by customs taxes.

News

Doodle Jump is bouncing to 3DS/DS this year
Hello Kitty kart racer on the way to Wii U
Yaiba: Ninja Gaiden Z set to slash through Steam
Crytek’s Warface is getting playable women soldiers
Russia to pay for patriotic games, may ban falsely negative ones
Beyond – No one has the power to define what a game is, says Cage
Killer Instinct balance changes to be delivered through the cloud
Call of Duty 50gb PC specs not final, says Activision

Stuff

Civilisation’s crazy ten year game is still going
In praise of Blood Gulch’s agenda-setting arena
The dangers of Kickstarter, explained with a sandwich

Videos

Star Wars The Old Republic – Galactic Starfighter trailer
Chainsaw Warrior – Debut trailer
Batman: Arkham Origins – The art of a fight

What’s on at The Movies

The George Miller Justice League script wasn’t bad at all
Meet the ladies of Machete Kills
Bradley Cooper’s Limitless set to head to the small screen
This trailer for The Starving Games doesn’t deserve a funny headline
Midweek Mouth Off – Agents of SHIELD: Awesome or awful?
Second Opinion Review: Gravity – A jaw dropping spectacle in every sense of the word
Oscar Isaac is trying something new in this second trailer for Inside Llewyn Davis

Model: Lucy Pinder

Last Updated: October 9, 2013

77 Comments

  1. Can I be honest? I don’t like ’em too big

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    • Lardus-Resident Perve

      October 9, 2013 at 16:01

      True, there is such a thing even for me. But when hungry, size doesn’t matter ;P

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      • SaintsRowNigri

        October 9, 2013 at 16:09

        Really not a Maxi Mounds fan then?

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        • Lardus-Resident Perve

          October 9, 2013 at 17:22

          Had to Google her, but no, that is pushing it for me 🙂

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    • Anon A Mouse

      October 9, 2013 at 16:06

      Anything more than a hand full is a waste in my opinion.

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      • Airborne

        October 9, 2013 at 16:07

        You CANT motorboat a handful…

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        • Anon A Mouse

          October 9, 2013 at 16:11

          Then you have small hands. 😉

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          • Airborne

            October 9, 2013 at 16:13

            hahahhaaha… or a big head!!!

    • Matewis Jubilai

      October 9, 2013 at 16:09

    • Downloadable content John

      October 9, 2013 at 16:10

      Same here. Not at all.

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    • CypherGate

      October 9, 2013 at 16:10

      Hand fulls are best…

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    • Draco Lusus

      October 9, 2013 at 16:24

      I say more than 2 handfuls and a mouthful is a waste…

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      • Devourer of Small Bunnies

        October 9, 2013 at 16:27

        I like how defined your requirements are!

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        • Draco Lusus

          October 10, 2013 at 11:46

          Thanks, but its due to reasonable small hands 🙂

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      • Weanerdog

        October 9, 2013 at 16:40

        Finally someone on the internet is correct

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      • Skyblue

        October 9, 2013 at 18:02

        That sounds like a Total Recall reference.

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      • Axon1988

        October 10, 2013 at 10:40

        That’s what she said?

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      • Hammersteyn

        October 14, 2013 at 14:56

        Yeah I got big hands myself. Those might just fit…

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    • NecroRince

      October 9, 2013 at 16:33

      Thank you sir!

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      • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

        October 9, 2013 at 19:24

        Tis a pleasure

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    • UltimateNinjaPandaDudeGuy

      October 9, 2013 at 20:16

      I like them all… No matter the size…

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    • Admiral Chief of Rivia

      October 9, 2013 at 21:54

      mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmotorbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbboaaaaaaaaaat

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      • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

        October 10, 2013 at 07:17

        Yeah maar ek wil ook nie versmoor wees nie dude

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        • Hammersteyn

          October 14, 2013 at 14:55

          If I die someday, That’s the way to go.

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  2. Lardus-Resident Perve

    October 9, 2013 at 16:01

    So I went “Ooooooooo” out loud in the office. Would love to play a bit of Loosy Lucy with her!

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    • Airborne

      October 9, 2013 at 16:04

      Pinder… Done that!!! 😀

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  3. Lardus-Resident Perve

    October 9, 2013 at 16:02

    You guys going to do a nice review of NBA2K14, Madden 25 or even NHL 14? Would love a comparison of their career modes 🙂

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  4. Alien Emperor Trevor

    October 9, 2013 at 16:02

    Sell the intern’s body for parts Darryn.

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    • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

      October 9, 2013 at 16:03

      Hahaha. The new intern started all bright eyed and bushy tailed. Little did he know Darryn had a tub full of ice and many scalpels ready to harvest his organs for his XBone fund

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  5. Airborne

    October 9, 2013 at 16:03

    Oh Lucy… I’m so In der!!!
    ION FTW!

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  6. Mossel back in Rapture

    October 9, 2013 at 16:04

    Pushing the limits with that ION banner?

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    • Airborne

      October 9, 2013 at 16:05

      Dude.. its VSFW…

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      • Mossel back in Rapture

        October 9, 2013 at 16:06

        Im talking about the almost nip slip.

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        • Airborne

          October 9, 2013 at 16:07

          Almost doest count… “You never had me! You never even had your car!”

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          • Mossel back in Rapture

            October 9, 2013 at 16:09

            Hehe, Im not complaining. Just making an observation.

  7. Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

    October 9, 2013 at 16:05

    Llewyn? That’s like a cheap knock off of my name. Pfff. Fake, cheap knockoff.

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  8. SaintsRowNigri

    October 9, 2013 at 16:08

    The official SaintsRowNigri rating of today’s ION is: Bit of a nipslip in todays ION, bust sorry but this is the breast er best ION so far. I just love it to tits sorry bits…

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    • Airborne

      October 9, 2013 at 16:08

      hahahaha…

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    • Devourer of Small Bunnies

      October 9, 2013 at 16:24

      Vuil meisie! Sjoe 😛

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  9. Downloadable content John

    October 9, 2013 at 16:10

    All the other comment sections suddenly dry up…can mean only one thing…ION is out.

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  10. Gerhard

    October 9, 2013 at 16:23

    Wow! Thumbs up for the ION today.

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  11. Devourer of Small Bunnies

    October 9, 2013 at 16:26

    Holy crap on a communion cracker. Thats. Wonderful. Lil too staunch on the mascara but hot dam them eyes (and other extremities, naturally)

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  12. Kyou

    October 9, 2013 at 16:31

    WHY THE HELL DO YOU LIKE XBOX OVER PLAYSTATION BECAUSE XBOX IS AMERIKAN!? GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!? NOBODY GONNA BUY SHITBOX DONE!!

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  13. Kyou

    October 9, 2013 at 16:32

    WHY THE HELL DO YOU LIKE XBOX OVER PLAYSTATION BECAUSE XBOX IS AMERIKAN!? GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!! SERIOUSLY, NOBODY GONNA BUY SHITBOX DONE!!

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    • Tarisma

      October 9, 2013 at 16:37

      I remember my first beer.

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      • NecroRince

        October 9, 2013 at 16:38

        All I can say is ‘Nooooooooooob.

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      • Downloadable content John

        October 9, 2013 at 16:54

        Hahahaha. I think this falls in the ‘spiked’ beer category

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    • NecroRince

      October 9, 2013 at 16:40

      That’s right, let the anger flow… LV 0.1 Trolling achieved.

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      • Vampyre Squirrel

        October 9, 2013 at 16:43

        Doesn’t even show on my Troll-O-Meter.

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        • NecroRince

          October 9, 2013 at 16:45

          True. Was being a bit generous there hey?

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          • Vampyre Squirrel

            October 9, 2013 at 16:48

            Way too generous. I’m starting to wonder if I know you anymore. You would never have given a LV 0.1 to that a while ago.

          • NecroRince

            October 9, 2013 at 16:51

            I’m sleep deprived from GTAV, OKAY!?

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            October 10, 2013 at 07:42

            Haha! I know the feeling. Been hunting letter scraps to keep myself from finishing the game… talk about time consuming.

          • NecroRince

            October 10, 2013 at 08:39

            Do you have a map for those?

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            October 10, 2013 at 09:15

            Found a couple last night… none I’ve found actually give you very good directions to get to them, AND you have to have access to at least a chopper and a parachute while getting them.

            The worrying thing with the IGN one is that it has 51 scraps on the map… there are only 50.

          • NecroRince

            October 10, 2013 at 09:36

            OVG had a decent link, can’t seem to find it.

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            October 11, 2013 at 08:04

            Please chuck it my way if you get it.

          • NecroRince

            October 11, 2013 at 08:44

            Will do mate! You going to be keen for some T+GTAV tomorrow?

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            October 11, 2013 at 09:14

            Will see dude, I’ll be online tonight, but I’ve got things on Saturday and Sunday afternoon, so I’ll possibly only be on for short periods of time in the mornings.

          • NecroRince

            October 11, 2013 at 09:18

            Not good enough soldier! *Heads to ranking system and demotes to muscle…

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            October 11, 2013 at 10:22

            :-O! So unfair… guess I’ll just have to stay in SP till I get to 100% 😛

          • NecroRince

            October 11, 2013 at 10:29

            Hehe, nah man, I wouldn’t do that! *Demotes to Justin Beiber level.. 0-O

          • Downloadable content John

            October 9, 2013 at 16:51

            He’s at that level now where stomping on spiders actually gives you XP points.

          • NecroRince

            October 9, 2013 at 16:52

            BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Winner 😉

          • Downloadable content John

            October 9, 2013 at 16:56

            Where’s the Admiral and the Emperor when we need more motivational comments?

          • NecroRince

            October 9, 2013 at 17:01

            Agreed, hell are they…

    • Weanerdog

      October 9, 2013 at 16:43

      Come on Kyou tell us how you really feel, did the xbox touch you in a private place. Oh yes and American is with a C.

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      • NecroRince

        October 9, 2013 at 16:48

        HAHAHAH! I fear it’s the rejection of NOT being touched that has offended…

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      • Downloadable content John

        October 9, 2013 at 16:52

        I’m just curious. What is this SHITBOX DONE?
        And “GET THE F@#$ OUTTA HERE” with a question mark. You think he’s unsure whether he wants us to leave? I don’t think he has his story completely straight, to be honest.

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        • Weanerdog

          October 9, 2013 at 16:55

          Why you asking me I just lurk here?

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          • Downloadable content John

            October 9, 2013 at 16:55

            I’m trying to debate about this.

          • Weanerdog

            October 9, 2013 at 19:55

            OK so a shitbox done is a silly American product, as it sports AMD products it is truly American with AMD being an American company that produces all of its products in Germany and Taiwan which we all know is American states since the second world war. This is significantly different from the PS4 who use AMD in their product who come from California, this is where Arnold Schwarzenegger was the governator and therefore is clearly in Austria or something, they have production facilities in Germany in the EU and Taiwan, which is somewhere in the orient and thus clearly Japanese. Japanese as we all know is superior to US because Ninjas.

          • Kyou

            October 9, 2013 at 22:34

            THAT’S RIGHT!! NINJA STYLE!!

          • Weanerdog

            October 10, 2013 at 08:35

            Achievement unlocked: Comprehension and sarcasm – nanolevel

      • Kyou

        October 9, 2013 at 22:36

        WELL SHIT I DON’T KNOW WHY PEOPLE PREFER XBOX IN ANY OTHER WAY!!

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    • Downloadable content John

      October 9, 2013 at 16:50

      This truly is turning out to be an interesting day.

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  14. Sageville

    October 10, 2013 at 09:38

    She could audition for the role of “Sorceress” in the Dragon Crown movie.

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