Man, when it comes to music, I am an old man. Skrillex, Scooby Dub Dub Doo stuff? Pass. Give me some good old rock, metal and hell, even some rap music before the gold chain fad kicked in and I’m happy. DAMN KIDS, GET OFF MY LAWN WITH YOUR AMERICAN IDOL COVERS!
In Other News: Xbox rules Britannia, Indiecade returns, Peter Molyneux cries and a Hitman goes after the Mac.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy being sultans of swing.
News
Xbox ruled UK software sales in 2013, Sony up but Ninendo falls sharp
Indiecade returns to LA in october
Battlefield 4 naval strike map preview images appear
Hitman: Absolution to get Elite Edition on Mac this Spring
Ubisoft Toronto has five games in production
Microsoft investigating Xbox One adapter issues
Planets is the voxel based open-world RPG you never knew that you wanted
Former Valve VR head joins Oculus Rift
Stuff
The man who promised too much
Frontier Developments’ Elite: Dangerous – the rebirth of a legend
Meet the assholes ruining online gaming
Xbox, keep trying: the partial redemption of Xbox One’s interface
Videos
1954: Alcatraz – Launch trailer
Final Fantasy X/X-2 HD – Launch trailer
World of Tanks – Xbox 360 Edition launch trailer
What’s on at The Movies
First reactions to Captain America: The Winter Soldier claim that it may be the best Marvel movie yet
The Flash’s full costume revealed
Midweek Mouth-Off – Turning child’s play to profit
It’s all about connecting in this trailer for Hateship Loveship
Gotham gets a synopsis and a logo
Game of Thrones will end after season seven or eight
We review Frankenstein 3D – This monster movie should have stayed dead
Model: Bunny Ayumi
Last Updated: March 12, 2014
SheHulkNigri
March 12, 2014 at 16:04
Five Finger Death Punch. Seems appropriate for today’s ION…
Admiral Chief of comments
March 12, 2014 at 16:10
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN
Admiral Chief of comments
March 12, 2014 at 16:10
I like well kept nails
TiMsTeR1033
March 12, 2014 at 16:21
Got a hand fetish there..ey?
Admiral Chief of comments
March 12, 2014 at 16:10
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VampyreSquirrel
March 12, 2014 at 16:30
Break dancing elephant FTW!!!
Also, finally, something that’s not squirrel based.
ToshZA
March 12, 2014 at 16:17
Um. Wow. Yes please.
Alien Emperor Trevor
March 12, 2014 at 16:18
BOOB!
Admiral Chief of comments
March 12, 2014 at 16:19
Special pic for our friend JJ:
http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aNeODXG_460s.jpg
Admiral Chief of comments
March 12, 2014 at 16:21
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HvR
March 12, 2014 at 17:49
Was tempted to reply with big pimple pop gif, but it was too gross…
Anon A Mouse
March 12, 2014 at 16:32
Ddddddddddayumi
Grimthwacker
March 12, 2014 at 17:38
Hey Darryn, Have you seen the youtube clip of “2Cellos” doing ACDC’s thunderstruck…. on Cellos?? Wow, just wow!
Admiral Chief of comments
March 13, 2014 at 08:18
I saw it!!!! Flippen legendary!!!!!