If you all don’t quit this pirate-talk immediately, I’ll shoot this second-hand two disc edition of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest. I’m warning you! You can only push a man so far, and I’ll bust a cap in the ass of this DVD!

In Other News: The new PS Vita sure is pretty, the iPad gets infinite, a legend passes on and Mel Gibson wears a cape.

Here’s the news we didn’t post today, because we were too busy stabbing our ears to get away from all this annoying pirate-talk.


Vagrant Story creator working on two new strategy titles for mobile
Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure All Star Battle coming to the west in 2014
Tekken Revolution could come to the Xbox One, Harada suggests
Disney Infinity toy box app out now on iPad
These new PS Vita models sure are pretty
Former Nintendo president Hiroshi Yamauchi passes away
Yakuza Restoration looks gorgeous on PS4
Sony confirms Gravity Rush sequel


Five things that I liked about playing Final Fantasy 13: Lightning Returns
Real Scottish town is in GTA V, absolutely hates it
Link’s a jerk
Pokemon deserves a companion this pretty


Dark Souls 2 – Aching Bones trailer

Playstation 4 – Playstation app trailer

Final Fantasy X/X-2 HD – TGS 2013 trailer

What’s on at The Movies

This new red band trailer for Machete Kills deserves an encore
Top List Thursday – Very historically inaccurate movies
We Review RED 2 – Despite a mostly willing cast and a few fun moments, this unnecessary sequel puts the tired in retired
Shane Black talks Doc Savage, says Chris Hemsworth is a not a bad idea
Evil Dead’s Fede Alvarez is going to descend into Dante’s Inferno

Model: Tahnur Mica Barnard

Last Updated: September 19, 2013

was reviewed on PC


  1. Looks a bit scared in some of the photos. Nice cleavage shown in some. Overall not too shabby.


    • HvR

      September 19, 2013 at 17:09

      Avast!! Check the bowsprit on that proud beauty me matey!!


      • Lardus-Respect the beard

        September 20, 2013 at 07:06

        “The bowsprit of a sailing vessel is a pole (or spar) extending forward from the vessel’s prow” – so what exactly are you saying? Adams Apple? Or something related to that? Or her legs? Or cleavage? I am confused! Drop the Rum and speak British matey!!


  2. Rincemetimbers

    September 19, 2013 at 16:10

    You say PIRATE talk is annoying, and then post Final Fantasy X/X-2 HD – TGS 2013 trailer!!!!!! DAPHUQ?! Umar, where are you! Shoot that disk Darryn, and then shoot Vanille!


  3. Wenches Love Cool John

    September 19, 2013 at 16:17

    Yarrr, that be a serious threat there matey!


    • Rincemetimbers

      September 19, 2013 at 16:38

      Good boy! Now, show me an upvote with a minus sign again 😉


      • Wenches Love Cool John

        September 19, 2013 at 16:48

        What the fudge?


  4. ElimiNathan

    September 19, 2013 at 16:17

    Damn the voice over in that PS4 App video is horrible!!!


    • HvR

      September 19, 2013 at 16:36

      Might be getting the Praystation app!! to get more in sync with my spiritual side.


  5. Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

    September 19, 2013 at 16:31

    Arrrrrr me hearty ye not have the balls to shoot the dvd and prove it tir us


    • Rincemetimbers

      September 19, 2013 at 16:37

      What you said times a million!


  6. HvR

    September 19, 2013 at 16:33

    Talk like a pirate not working out great in Japan:
    Sony Xperia gha gah agha gha uh uh uh …….gha gha gha second screen …. uh uh uh uh ….. conected ggh agh gha gha gha suppose…. uhhhh PS4 uuuuuhhhhhhhh Praystation App!!


  7. Skyblue

    September 19, 2013 at 16:51

    Pirate talk, I managed to read through one comment section and I was done for the day. With a poker hangover, not nearly enough sleep and too much ARRRR, this was one of my most irritated days ever.


    • ToshZA

      September 19, 2013 at 20:10

      I have to second that notion. I couldn’t stand trying to read some of those cryptic comments. Pirates are not that cool.


  8. Brian Murphy

    September 19, 2013 at 17:08

    Hot off the presses from TGS! PS4 will support voice and gesture control (via the Eye), and HDMI capture for games.


    • ZackFirst

      September 19, 2013 at 17:46

      Lol Xbox one gonna eat the eye for dinner


      • Brian Murphy

        September 19, 2013 at 17:54

        I should hope so, unfortunately, the device that the Eye’s attached to, destroys the Xbox One. And that’s really where it matters 🙂


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