If you all don’t quit this pirate-talk immediately, I’ll shoot this second-hand two disc edition of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest. I’m warning you! You can only push a man so far, and I’ll bust a cap in the ass of this DVD!
In Other News: The new PS Vita sure is pretty, the iPad gets infinite, a legend passes on and Mel Gibson wears a cape.
Here’s the news we didn’t post today, because we were too busy stabbing our ears to get away from all this annoying pirate-talk.
Vagrant Story creator working on two new strategy titles for mobile
Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure All Star Battle coming to the west in 2014
Tekken Revolution could come to the Xbox One, Harada suggests
Disney Infinity toy box app out now on iPad
These new PS Vita models sure are pretty
Former Nintendo president Hiroshi Yamauchi passes away
Yakuza Restoration looks gorgeous on PS4
Sony confirms Gravity Rush sequel
Dark Souls 2 – Aching Bones trailer
Playstation 4 – Playstation app trailer
Final Fantasy X/X-2 HD – TGS 2013 trailer
What’s on at The Movies
This new red band trailer for Machete Kills deserves an encore
Top List Thursday – Very historically inaccurate movies
We Review RED 2 – Despite a mostly willing cast and a few fun moments, this unnecessary sequel puts the tired in retired
Shane Black talks Doc Savage, says Chris Hemsworth is a not a bad idea
Evil Dead’s Fede Alvarez is going to descend into Dante’s Inferno
Model: Tahnur Mica Barnard
Last Updated: September 19, 2013